🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Toast Sandwich said:
Was Kraut the first thot-patroller, and was everybody just not ready to confront the reality that they were simps? Was he a man before his time?
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Squire of Gothos said:
I know I just made a giant post but I just saw this:
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Ralph is so desperate for some actual content that he's willing to allow the Boulder King to come on his program, I have a better idea! I think that PPP should have a stream at the same exact time Ralph does his Boulder Stream Anniversary and PPP should have Matt on while they stream snipe Ralph. It would be pure kino especially if PPP gets more viewers than Ralph!
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While I always knew a Boulder stream anniversary would happen, the fact that Ralph and his paypiggies would actually think they weren't way worse than Matt is nothing short of astounding. You cant celebrate a moral victory if you've been found to do the same thing but even more so, Ralph.

Sidenote: Dick Masterson was the one who apparently coined the term Jarbo the Hutt, and claim Mundane Matt is even fatter in person. yet at the same time hes friends with Ralph, a man so fat his face is actually round and who's essentially the living embodiment of obesity. Jesus Christ every single one if these people is a total hypocrite.
 
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hawkisnight said:
It's possible. Deorio got btfo by Tonka recently.
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Getting crazy here. You should stop it.

MeltyTW said:
ah not the guy comparing e drama credit to military service
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I don't even know who that might be, but I'd like to know who it is so I can haze him until he dies. I have a dryer all set up to throw him in, too.

MediocreMilt said:
More like, for stealing VampTranny away from Tonka when he couldn't get it up! Tell em, Failyah! Tell em!
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God, I had forgotten about this. I thougth i had the picture of Vamp and Joachim's girlfriend in bikinis (yes, it's terrifying and disgusting) but I can't find it. Lucky for you.

cowPoly said:
ER’s salt mixed with TWIN nectar is delicious....

Anyone who smacks their lips should be put up against a wall.
Kraut is based.
Godwinson needs to slow down with the uppers.
It’s ya boi.... PPP!
Ralph wants to speak to the manager of bitchute.

Trump is monitoring the situation.
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Hopefully the God-Emperor will channel his inner Obama and use a drone or eighty.

Squire of Gothos said:
Ralph is so desperate for some actual content that he's willing to allow the Boulder King to come on his program, I have a better idea! I think that PPP should have a stream at the same exact time Ralph does his Boulder Stream Anniversary and PPP should have Matt on while they stream snipe Ralph. It would be pure kino especially if PPP gets more viewers than Ralph!
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I'd love to see it if he got everyone from that stream on (yes, even Quarterpounder) for a proper reunion. You know it'd devolve into shittalking because of Keem going after pounder and Matt. And it would easily bring PPP over Ralph's numbers because of Keem's audience alone.

Zeva_Adom said:
What is zidane even doing today? I haven't heard from him in ages
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Still out getting a carton of smokes and a gallon of milk. He'll be back to take care of Ralph and Gator soon, Ralph promises!

(In actuality he's out there being a useful and productive member of society, according to Gator, and he's never coming back.)

Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2 said:
The nectar tree is still dripping fat saps, now Matt is more credible and respectable then Ethan, how long until Tonka jumps into this battle royale?
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We all thought 2019 was weird, but it ain't got shit on 2020.
 
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Spectre_06 said:
Getting crazy here. You should stop it.



I don't even know who that might be, but I'd like to know who it is so I can haze him until he dies. I have a dryer all set up to throw him in, too.



God, I had forgotten about this. I thougth i had the picture of Vamp and Joachim's girlfriend in bikinis (yes, it's terrifying and disgusting) but I can't find it. Lucky for you.



Hopefully the God-Emperor will channel his inner Obama and use a drone or eighty.



I'd love to see it if he got everyone from that stream on (yes, even Quarterpounder) for a proper reunion. You know it'd devolve into shittalking because of Keem going after pounder and Matt. And it would easily bring PPP over Ralph's numbers because of Keem's audience alone.



Still out getting a carton of smokes and a gallon of milk. He'll be back to take care of Ralph and Gator soon, Ralph promises!

(In actuality he's out there being a useful and productive member of society, according to Gator, and he's never coming back.)



We all thought 2019 was weird, but it ain't got shit on 2020.
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Spectre_06 said:
Alright, just making sure. I was going to KMS if we were.
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I'm waiting. Stream it like a big boy. :popcorn:
 
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instythot said:


I don't know if this has been posted yet, thread's moving fast.

The Killstream has a new detractor, and Phantom Org has hit upon a video format that works really well for him
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Honestly, for me, he's the best thing to have come out of the IBS 3.0 saga.
He reminds me of the 'Fans' in Hotline Miami. Inspired by, but disconnected from the protagonists, not involved in the drama, but a student of it. Great shit.
 
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Sasquatch82 said:
Honestly, for me, he's the best thing to have come out of the IBS 3.0 saga.
He reminds me of the 'Fans' in Hotline Miami. Inspired by, but disconnected from the protagonists, not involved in the drama, but a student of it. Great shit.
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He's improving, I'll grant. He started off unable to carry 15 minutes alone and went for 2 hours anyway, but the last few weeks he's turned it around

It's weird that we see that as IBS3 when Ethan and Gator are so terrified of direct interaction with any of their detractors. The only one that did was Dax and that was only because Nick got bullied by his chat
 
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