Whale Wars - tracking (and memeing) a certain pod of twitter attention whores

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A fan bought Jessie Pridemore fake tits

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She also played herself in a sketch comedy video for Facebook,"When your friend is a cosplayer"

 
A fan bought Jessie Pridemore fake tits



She also played herself in a sketch comedy video for Facebook,"When your friend is a cosplayer"

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I know she's trying to do Inosuke from DS, but it looks like an anorexic Abby cosplay with dangerhair on top.

Also, the IG comedians are still cringe as usual, I see.
 
A fan bought Jessie Pridemore fake tits



She also played herself in a sketch comedy video for Facebook,"When your friend is a cosplayer"

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What...what the fuck is that?

Did she photoshop a man's muscles over her own body to appear male? Because that's what people want to fucking see apparently, her female face on some random dude's body. That's not weird at all.
 
What...what the fuck is that?

Did she photoshop a man's muscles over her own body to appear male? Because that's what people want to fucking see apparently, her female face on some random dude's body. That's not weird at all.
It's probably the image that inspired Druckmann to create Abby.
 
It's probably the image that inspired Druckmann to create Abby.
I mean, I get it. Women should be able to cosplay dudes and vice versa. But I dunno, it's giving me Uncanny Valley feels.

Also for anyone who doesn't know, Inosuke, the kid she's cosplaying as is only 15 years old. Great job making a 15 year old boy look like he's doing an erotic photoshoot lmfao

Goddamn costhots.


Oh, okay then. That's not bad. Actually that's kinda cool. Still Uncany Valley as hell though.
 
You'd be surprised how many female cosplayers use that kind of prop when doing crossplay.
Some are passable, some are just fugly.
Even then, why can't she just take a normal fucking picture like NORMAL cosplayers? Holding a prop sword doing an action pose or something. No, she had to take a photo like if she was some trashy consort at a burlesque house or something. For a character that's supposed to be 15 years old.

Why in the fuck would I want to imagine a 15 year old anime character in that kind of position? It's weird and creepy.

Edit: Before anyone says anything about "but anime characters aren't REAL people so it's okay for me to thirst over underage boys/girls in anime", I don't give a fuck. Just the knowledge that they are underage is enough to put me off. Sorry, but I'm a grown ass woman and I prefer grown ass men my age, real or not.
 
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Theres some tweets missing in the archive
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wow big tough guys must defending the donkey faced whore from a girl from New Zeland
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Simps enabling thots and thots enabling simps. They both need to begone.
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She must have ran out of people to argue with, to see the need to post that.
Imagine initiating a hug with someone, having them fluff and compliment your hair, then a decade later lie and say he violently pulled your head, restrained you, and whispered something (you can't remember but it was definitely sexual) into your ear.
 
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