Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.3%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 52 12.1%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.5%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 140 32.5%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 3.9%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 20 4.6%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.6%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.5%
  • Total voters
    431
Sgt. Pinback said:
*And* he gets a shitty cut, after all that. :stress:

Look at the shit-tier job of a 'fade' on the sides of his head.
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He's in the Walmart plaza in Greensburg. He probably went to Fantastic Sam's, unless Wommart has a salon inside it. Either way... I mean, grift $50 for a haircut, use $15 on actual haircut, profit.

Edit - He's probably on his way to the fucking Game Stop to buy some "wants."
 
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Just remember he smiles and poses with his lips pursed because he doesn't have front teeth.

Lou, it's not a bad haircut but it's obviously a guy's haircut. This combined with your misogyny is why we all damn well know you're not trans.
 
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Sgt. Pinback said:
Ehh, it doesn't look bad as a whole but when you look closely, the fade going up from his ears has been cut really crudely and unevenly.
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It might look better if he put the slightest effort into maintaining his appearance. The multi-color, patchy, neckbeard doesn't do his 90s haircut any favors.
 
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Sgt. Pinback said:
Ehh, it doesn't look bad as a whole but when you look closely, the fade going up from his ears has been cut really crudely and unevenly.
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This is what happens when you use the Boutìque de la Walmart. Even when it comes to hair they are terrible at quality. The same goes for Great Clips or any chain barber. If you want talent, you find the individual houses with an open sign in the window with handmade advertisement out front. Great clips and chains do okay, but if you want phenomenal you find a barber or a stylist who either practises in their own shop/rents a chair in a shop, or you find aunt Jemima who lives a few blocks away and sells candles and palm readings as well as cutting hair.
 
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Turael said:
Just remember he smiles and poses with his lips pursed because he doesn't have front teeth.
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I picture him as the toothless white trash that he is every time now :story:
That fucking haircut. Would any true and honest troon ever willingly get such a cut without screaming about dysphoria? As has been said many times, he could have just put his hair back into a pony tail, though it would probably look hilarious juxtaposed with the giant neckbeard.
 
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