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Remember when he was all "ONLY ONE WEEK UNTIL I CAN TRY TOUCHING MY NECROTIC CROTCH WOUND" and "GONNA GET FUCKED IN THE ROT POCKET WOOHOO"?Flesh wound sperging:
Reality ain't having any of that degeneracy, Kev.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Reality ain't having any of that degeneracy, Kev.
Cranky Hermit
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The sequel to "Hedwig and the Angry Inch": Kevin and the Verfault 2 Inches.
Pork Soda
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I love how spectacularly the one thing he's done to become a woman has failed. The single thing he does is mutilate himself and that marvelous hole is barely 2 inches deep.
He could have plucked his eyebrows, bought some foundation, mascara and eyeliner and maybe chosen a different hairstyle with bangs to hide a portion of the surface of the craggy crevices of his face - but those things would require effort, and I suppose he can't fail at the things he never even bothers to try. Worst, it'd require leaving his twittersphere for a while--maybe even an hour or two!--and god forbid he step away for even a second, lest the reality of his situation crash down around him. Kevin, did you know that faceapp costs like $3 a month? You don't even have to put your phone down.
Anything he could do to pass he avoids like the plague and I don't get it, not when he claims to be trans. But I guess it's just a fetish in the end so looking like a woman isn't even necessary to satisfy his delusion.
What's the likelihood of him putting more effort in when he realizes his wound is unfuckable? (0. It's fucking 0.)
He could have plucked his eyebrows, bought some foundation, mascara and eyeliner and maybe chosen a different hairstyle with bangs to hide a portion of the surface of the craggy crevices of his face - but those things would require effort, and I suppose he can't fail at the things he never even bothers to try. Worst, it'd require leaving his twittersphere for a while--maybe even an hour or two!--and god forbid he step away for even a second, lest the reality of his situation crash down around him. Kevin, did you know that faceapp costs like $3 a month? You don't even have to put your phone down.
Anything he could do to pass he avoids like the plague and I don't get it, not when he claims to be trans. But I guess it's just a fetish in the end so looking like a woman isn't even necessary to satisfy his delusion.
What's the likelihood of him putting more effort in when he realizes his wound is unfuckable? (0. It's fucking 0.)
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I'm calling it: he's going to chicken out of the sex but try to spin it into this empowering thing about how it's soooo hard for trans people to navigate all their hidden trauma in the bedroom, but LOOk at how good he and his partner were at being communicative and respecting each other's traumas even if it meant turning down sex! Why, having sex would have been BAD! They are definitely abstaining because of their overwhelming maturity and consideration, not because they realized that Kevvie has mutilated himself beyond all hope and that any attempt at sex would be disgusting if not impossible.
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but but but but I thought 2020 was the year he was gonna get fucked in his new vag. TIME'S RUNNING OUT
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There's still time.
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I bet he goes full true and honest female and says he was raped. cuz, there's drama in that kind of saga. maybe money too.
Cranky Hermit
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Not only that but
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And then those crazy kids will have a pregnancy scare!
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He'd be the type to get a phantom pregnancy and say "this is totally proof that my hormones and hypno vids are secretly growing me a uterus"
It sounds crazy but these lunatics are already convinced their penises can become real vaginas and silence anyone who speaks the truth.
GogglyGoblin
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He's going to visit another tranny at his house, he probably will be raped.
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You keep them the fuck off the internet at ALL costs. No phone, no unrestricted/unsupervised access to the internet. Until they are at least 16, maybe even 18. Their friends will make fun of them. Tough shit.
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Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be lolcows.
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But how will we get our daily dose of milk if people actually start doing that?
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I support him getting a checkmark just to see Jarbo flip out over it.
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Keep him busy.
He's 7, take him outside, play football with him, visit the zoo, do something else, as long as it is outside.
If he enjoys anime, sonic and transformers it tells me he spents a lot of time inside. TBF if I were a parent, I wouldn't have a single child - either 2 children or none. Partially for this reason. An only child that spents too much time inside is a recepy for disaster, if he has a brother they can play football together outside when neither parent is available.
And at the very least, put him on a sport. It keeps him busy and is good for his health. Either martial arts for confidence or a teamsport to learn how to work together.
But don't let media (like anime/sonic/transformers) raise him. Those are escapism, they shouldn't form the base of his youth. Even if he doesn't troon out, it still won't be healthy. IMO the youth of a child should be based on experiences (i.e. playing sports together, visiting amusement parks, etc)
At the very least, enjoy some stuff together. Watch movies you enjoyed as a kid with him; bond with him. Show him pieces of media that promote healthy role models for boys - like maybe Rocky
Like mentioned earlier, free internet access is even worse. FYI many routers (not the ones ISPs give you) have the ability to block specific websites. Whatever happens, the entirety of MindGeeks pornsites are going into that blacklist until he's old enough to figure out how to unblock them himself.
But you wouldn't have to block shit on the internet if he's busy playing with friends, visiting friends or just doing things outside. If a 7 year old spents his days consooming sonic, transformers and anime but nothing else, then something is wrong. Sounds like lazy parenting: "here's another transformers cartoon to watch, don't bother daddy while he's watching sports". And, where are his friends? Siblings? Why is a 7 year old spending his time inside, alone? I'd ask his teacher if he has any friends because something would be wrong.
Again, he's 7, keep him busy (and yes I realise how hard that is in the year of our lord 2030-10 because nowadays both parents work)
Vapewizard
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This reminds me of how in my neighbourhood I've been noticing recently how often the kids here just go outside to just run around and play and bounce on trampolines. Considering this is the era of tablets and smartphones and how they could turn out these days it is actually quite the relief.
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There'll be plenty of future autists to laugh at as there isn't any shortage of complete nonces with actively-online children. Just know that no darling little Kiwi will be among the hoi polloi, as they'll be raised prim and proper.
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Well I, for one, hope there are plenty of Junior Kiwis featured as lolcows in the future, if only because the parents sperging in the comments and asking Null to take it off the god damn internet! will be very funny.
Tomssu
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