Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Logical Fallacies]

We can officially call Peetz are brony now. Seriously he is just a living stereotype at this point.

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Any woman who walks into his room, sees this and doesn't immediately run, is a fucking retard. Actually, any woman who walks into his room willingly is a retard.

And I can't wait to see Cuntal jiggling on her new ball.

 

[inquizadoor]

We can officially call Peetz are brony now. Seriously he is just a living stereotype at this point.

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Wtf is the theme here supposed to be anyway? What a mix mash of cringe

 

[BerriesArnold]

I mean, if she decimates that exercise ball and breaks her hip, then she'll finally have a legitimate disability that would justify using that walker?

Got to look at the positives, gorls.

 

[Angry New Ager]

We can officially call Peetz are brony now. Seriously he is just a living stereotype at this point.

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All he needs to do now is troon out.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

We can officially call Peetz are brony now. Seriously he is just a living stereotype at this point.

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No "My Little Pony" collection for a grown man is complete without a box of tissues. All he's missing is a "My Little Pony" bottle of glittery lube.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Incidentally, I wasn't autistic enough to count them, but there was something like 25 edits in her one-minute intro. How is this even possible? Is she ticcing that much? Is she really so incompetent she can't speak for one minute without making a mistake every two seconds? If we only see the edited version of Clotso, imagine what everybody else sees...tics galore and incomprehensible sentences. I shudder to think what that would be like on a regular basis or for an extended period of time. Just the thing you'd invite to your Caribbean vacation to make it more enjoyable...

As it turns out, I am a little autistic after all. This mess of edits haunted me all day. Why? What was she hiding? Stupidity or scariness?

Fortunately, Clotso is such a lazy klutz that her edits are very imprecise. So here are a few screen caps from precisely the moment she made some of her edits. There were more edits, but she timed the cut better and excised whatever was happening.

1:54 Here, she seems like she mighta been about to tic



2:14 This one seems to be cut because her face was all screwed up in a weird contortion as she taxed her brain with something dumb



2:19 This one seems like a tic mighta just happened



2:23 The was either a tic or just a really ugly face (imagine having to edit out every moment your face 'looked ugly')



2:38 This seems to be some more subnormal thinking during which she vaguely resembles Lou Costello



2:56 Might have been a tic or another "ugly face"



I can see why her job as YouTuber exhausts her. Think of all the work she had to put in just to make 90 seconds of presentable video that still managed to say nothing and still managed to make her look like a psycho. Full time job is right.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

She mentioned it being around $25 CAD and that it was rated for 2000lbs, so I'm pretty sure it's this or something very similar.

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Here's the bit describing the 2200lbs:
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Here's the product link: https://www.amazon.ca/Exercise-Professional-Equipment-Supports-2200lbs/dp/B010J1JTOC/

Death by exercise ball wasn't an ending I envisioned, but I welcome it.

 

[CHINARED]

She hasn’t mentioned a passport. It would be a good idea to start that process pretty soon. We all know she doesn’t have one. Another excuse she won’t be able to go if she is late in starting the process.
Edited: Because tenses are hard.

She did start the process and I believe it's been ready for some time. She got it to go back and forth to NY bc it's now required. (Dummy didnt do her homework.....
instead she was advised by the *mean stern* toll agent)
She hasnt picked up yet bc Covid happened and you know Chanty was following allllll the rules

 

[fatfuck]

No "My Little Pony" collection for a grown man is complete without a box of tissues. All he's missing is a "My Little Pony" bottle of glittery lube.

Next up on his shopping list is one of the bad dragon toys.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Next up on his shopping list is one of the bad dragon toys.

Mystic Unicorn Horn Dildo sounds right up his alley! What color scheme are we thinking? Mystic Signature sounds like a good fit, but I think he'd be just as pleased with Sky Spirit as well.

 

[Noom Boom]

We can officially call Peetz are brony now. Seriously he is just a living stereotype at this point.

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I'll just leave this here...

Spoiler

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Chantal is the living embodiment of a popular saying around here

Never Teach a Pig Whistle
It doesn't work
It annoys the pig
and it is a waste of time.

I do suppose pigs have a better chance of whistling that chinny ever has of losing weight . Her only 3 weight loss options are limb amputation, diabetic coma and finally decomposition/cremation when dead.

That's it. She needs to pick which of these 3 weight loss plans she wants to "journey with". Actually if she plays her cards right, she could do a trifecta and do all three. She can lose a limb, then slip into a coma and then decompose or be cremated. Now that's a weight loss journey that would be interesting to see.

She'll have to rot. Crematoria have a weight limit.

 

[Ass Dan]

The comments

 

[Nocellara]

If I didn't know any better I would assume they are a normal couple here. A balding nerd and his obese girlfriend. Things have went downhill FAST for both of them.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

She did start the process and I believe it's been ready for some time. She got it to go back and forth to NY bc it's now required. (Dummy didnt do her homework.....
instead she was advised by the *mean stern* toll agent)
She hasnt picked up yet bc Covid happened and you know Chanty was following allllll the rules

Passport gets mailed to you. She either got it and didn’t mention it or she never applied for it because she doesn’t have the $200 or however much it costs. I wonder if she was optimistic and ordered the 10 year validity.

 

[Twa Corbies]

Yeah but she said she can do core exercises and crunches and other things she can totally do. Fuck I hope she films that.

Seriously, an exercise ball? They can be a tricky balance for someone who is in somewhat of a good shape. That things gonna slam her down hard.

 

[PatTraverse]

Seriously, an exercise ball? They can be a tricky balance for someone who is in somewhat of a good shape. That things gonna slam her down hard.

If that happened, her ass would look like Boogie's after he broke a chair and fell on the ground hard. It would be even worse in her case since it would never heal because of her uncontrolled diabetes.

 

[CHINARED]

More TICS because I'm fascinated by the insanity of them...I'm sorry I dont know how to make videos just showing a particular clip.
If someone wants to inbox me to help me I'd really appreciate it❤✌

17:29

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[Asspats & $uperchats]

Seriously, an exercise ball? They can be a tricky balance for someone who is in somewhat of a good shape. That things gonna slam her down hard.

I used one of these in physical therapy for a stretching exercise. You lie down on your back, extend your arms and rock, pushing off with your hands
I would love to see her do that.

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

She's going to sit still on the ball for 20 minutes, have Peetz help her up, and then count it as an ab workout and reward her effort with some food.