Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[MoooCow]

So we’re back to this stage already?

Edit: damn, you ninjas are even faster than chinny moving to a new stage in the cycle

 

[Randy Lahey]

“Will be sticking to this decision.”

lol and I’ll be King of England tomorrow

 

[Dutch Courage]

Welp, I would say it comes as a shock, but just between you me and the lampost here, I confess that I had already lost the plot completely. I read this, and I can't for the life of me remember if she was doing healthy stuff now or doing mukbang stuff now... It's just getting harder and harder to discern between the two modes. But in the end, everything leads to eating. And eating is how everything will end.

Eat up, Clotso! That bikini and the boys on the beach await you!

 

[Asspats & $uperchats]

Yep that 450 lb body will look just great in that bikini come February.
Keep packing on that blubber.

 

[Welcome to Chin Dab 101]

Chantal vacillating between hardcore restrictive dieter and “fuck the haterz (teehee)” HAES FA mukbanger just shows her black and white thinking.

She needs to live in the grey.

She also needs a case manager/social worker to hound her ass and get her to stick to the services she needs and acquires, like psychotherapy, psychiatric care, seeing a consistent primary care doctor to follow up on pressing health matters, and other health specialists (diabetic care, wound care, occupational therapy -because she’s a rëtard that has no life skills, etc) that all communicate with one another on her treatment plan, so they all know when she dun fucked up and didn’t follow through. Integrative care, as it’s known.

It’s completely necessary so she can actually function as a person (because we all know she’s just a big gaping cunt).

Folks with serious mental illness, on average, die 25 years sooner than that of a normal functioning brain. That isn’t even counting the health tolls of being a super morbidly obese cow.

So basically, Chantal isn’t going to make it to the DR, because she’s gonna up and die in a few weeks.

Better import those sale size 6 bikinis from Torrid ASAP, Foodie Scooty!

 

[Strine]

Cycle resets tomorrow folks...
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I laughed at this, because this particular cycle is leagues above her own. This is something she should aspire to. The idea that she sticks to restricted eating for 3.5 days, or ever has in her entire life, is farcical. Here's that cycle adjusted for 2020 Chantal:

• Monday — decide you're on a diet, make sure everyone with less than three degrees of online separation from you knows, but don't eat any differently
• Later the same Monday — post badly prepared "healthy" food on IG; eat it in addition to 6000 calories of fast food
• Tuesday — upload a video of you walking for five minutes one time; this is sufficient exercise for 300lbs of weight loss
• Tuesday afternoon — get bored of the diet thing because the compliments calling you a beautiful inspiration seem to have stopped
• Tuesday night — upload meandering 5am video in simpering baby voice explaining that there's no way you can continue with this diet because, for some reason, constantly telling people you're losing weight and fantasising really hard about being a skinny cunty influencer don't seem to be having the same physiological effects as a sustained calorie deficit
• Wednesday afternoon — delete prior video and make passive-aggressive community post about how you're never doing weight loss content again
• Thursday — see Monday

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

Edit: damn, you ninjas are even faster than chinny moving to a new stage in the cycle

Always remember, she deletes stuff just as fast.

 

[chantalisfat]

Followed a bunch more super morbidly obese women, including a feedee/gainer porn model.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

"Stay beezin!"

Oh the cringe. Is she trying to make that her catch phrase?

Stop trying to make "Beezin" happen. It's not going to happen.

 

[marjoram]

Followed a bunch more super morbidly obese women, including a feedee/gainer porn model.

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So, Chinny's finally realized that she'll never lose enough weight to look good in a"cute bikini" so she's gonna adopt the facade of a carefree, joyous fatass with a "I don't give a fuck" attitude while she frolicks in the DR in the "bikini" she got from Ringling Brothers...
This idea will last until sometime tomorrow and it doesn't matter anyway 'cause she's never gonna make it to the DR.
Geez she's nutz

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She's been trying forever to make 'beezin' catch on, you know, just like all those other influencers? She's dumb - the word already has a specific & very limited meaning & the way she uses it doesn't make clear what it's supposed to convey.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Cycle resets tomorrow folks...
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I've seen some shitty graphic design, but Christ. Visual hierarchy, motherfucker, do you speak it? I didn't know I was supposed to start at the bottom of an image & read right-to-left. Good work, "bodysmartfitness." Don't quit your day job. On the other hand, maybe its ass-backwards-ness is supposed to represent Chantal's life.

Chantal trying to make "beezin'" catch on is one thing, but I was caught up on her trying to reclaim "the cycle." Cope harder.

 

[DongMiguel]

Cycle resets tomorrow folks...
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lmao if Chantal actually followed this cycle consistently, like for more than a few days, she'd probably actually end up losing weight. But there's no way she has ever done restrictive eating for one day, let alone four with a minor treat.

Edit: Just saw Strine's post. Great minds and all...

 

[sentfrommyiphone]

Followed a bunch more super morbidly obese women, including a feedee/gainer porn model.

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Is that a black man's hand holding the gun and then his fingers turn white?

 

[AvrilsMeatsuit]

Only thing i'm actually looking forward to seeing is that Penningtons and Fashion Nova Curve haul. If the clothes she purchased are anything like that nude skin tight dress that made her look around 15 months pregnant with quintuplets, then we're in for a real treat! Can't wait.

 

[draculasestateagent]

I found this amusing because the OP makes a very valid point and right away is an anonymous account with a generic name attacking the person for having an opinion that isn’t ass kissing chantal. “Susan” types in a very Chantal-ish manner.

 

[ethical]

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It definitely sounds like something Chantal would say. "I recommend that you don't become a motivational speaker." On the surface it's a stupid joke but it also implies a sense of entitlement, as if the commenter is obligated to motivate Chantal to lose weight

 

[AngelBitch]

It definitely sounds like something Chantal would say. "I recommend that you don't become a motivational speaker." On the surface it's a stupid joke but it also implies a sense of entitlement, as if the commenter is obligated to motivate Chantal to lose weight

she's definitely used the phrase 'jog on' in her sassy snark replies before.

 

[AbraCadaver]

No "My Little Pony" collection for a grown man is complete without a box of tissues. All he's missing is a "My Little Pony" bottle of glittery lube.

Fluttershy and Rarity?

I’m disgusted he didn’t go with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. They were sorta hinted as being a lesbian couple in the final episode! How DARE he call himself an ally! His straight cis horse-waifus are appalling.

I’m telling twitter.

 

[cuddle striker]

I'm just waiting for the binge.