🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Hey @PhoBingas, I think this is the stream you were looking for.

ETA: Disregard, cocks. Apparently it was not this one. I'll keep looking.
No worries - I've got my slimy little fingers in a few different pies trying to find the clip. I just hope I don't start salvaging burgers from the trash, in a haze of bourbon and Xanax in pursuit of the great, white gunt.
 
Wtf is with this trend towards the over-dramatic in... welll, drama? Godwinson, PPP, this dude, they all do this larger-than-it-is stuff.
Everyone was doing that even way back in the Kumite days. Remember Bloodapalooza? The only difference is Jim and Tonka tried to make it WWE Attitude cringe while PPP and co are channeling Shockmaster.
 
Wtf is with this trend towards the over-dramatic in... welll, drama? Godwinson, PPP, this dude, they all do this larger-than-it-is stuff.
ER: my enemies are pure evil, they want to break me psychologically

Enemies of ER: *that video*

Ethan totally knows whats going on and hasnt lost the plot at all.
 
No worries - I've got my slimy little fingers in a few different pies trying to find the clip. I just hope I don't start salvaging burgers from the trash, in a haze of bourbon and Xanax in pursuit of the great, white gunt.
What other topics were covered on the stream you're looking for?
 
The thing with Gaydur, is that even if he went solo and did his own thing, no one would watch or care because he's that boring. Even during the heyday of the KS, everyone liked Zidan more than him, and because of that you can see Gaydur snapping and coping because of it. He really wants to be the next Jim, but he never will be since he is as entertaining as a brick house, boring to watch and only fun when its getting bulldozed over.
Gator wasn't even considered the 3rd mic. he was the audio guy. He was the Fred to Ethan's Stern. or the E-rock to the O&A show. no one gives a fuck about Gator, he was there for the soundboard and to run the call-ins and when there were a half dozen fuckers on he's just meat in the room. he barely said fucking anything during the boulder stream
 
golden oldie.
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Gator wasn't even considered the 3rd mic. he was the audio guy. He was the Fred to Ethan's Stern. or the E-rock to the O&A show. no one gives a fuck about Gator, he was there for the soundboard and to run the call-ins and when there were a half dozen fuckers on he's just meat in the room. he barely said fucking anything during the boulder stream
This.
The difference is that Fred Norris and E-Rock are the kind of dudes you would want to sit down and have a beer with. Gator is kind of guy you want to stuff into a locker and slam the door shut.
 
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The difference is that Fred Norris and E-Rock are the kind of dudes you would want to sit down and have a beer with. Gator is kind of guy you want to stuff into a locker and slam the door shut.
At least they made fun of E-rock for being fat while Gator's got off scot-free. Oink gang.
 
The thing with Gaydur, is that even if he went solo and did his own thing, no one would watch or care because he's that boring. Even during the heyday of the KS, everyone liked Zidan more than him, and because of that you can see Gaydur snapping and coping because of it. He really wants to be the next Jim, but he never will be since he is as entertaining as a brick house, boring to watch and only fun when its getting bulldozed over.
You're probably right. Failure didn't seem to keep much of an audience after he broke off from Tonka. Removing yourself from the shitshow doesn't mean those watching the shitshow will watch you outside of it.
 
You're probably right. Failure didn't seem to keep much of an audience after he broke off from Tonka. Removing yourself from the shitshow doesn't mean those watching the shitshow will watch you outside of it.
Its Joey all over again, except if instead of Joey it was Gunther

This.
The difference is that Fred Norris and E-Rock are the kind of dudes you would want to sit down and have a beer with. Gator is kind of guy you want to stuff into a locker and slam the door shut.
I think you might be the only person who would want to have a beer with either, you should reach out to e-rock he probably would.
 
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I'm probably tardy and homosexual but did anyone else catch Gator posting Animu waifu birthdays on twitter?

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I had to double check that name because I couldn’t remember if that was the redhead or the trap that gets turned into a troon by the time travel in that show. Also, who the fuck keeps track of fictional birthdays?
Edit: To read more into his taste in weeb shit. His twitter icon is from the same show/VN; and is of a schlubby, perverted, lardass sidekick who’s the main character’s tech support for most of the story.
 
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At least they made fun of E-rock for being fat while Gator's got off scot-free. Oink gang.

They're all fucking fat though.

I think Shannon fights so hard for the Gunt's honor because this is probably the first and only time in his life that he's been accepted by some kind of peer group. His whole life he's been bullied for having a woman's name and Pantene Perfect hair, but as long as he hits the soundboard again and doesn't rock the boat too much he can be somebody on a fourth rate internet show.
 
King is a groyperism. When you see King, you know it's a groyper.

As to the meal, he's probably sick of people bugging him about his pedestrian food so he ordered something he probably never would have, thinking it would piss us off.
Anyone who calls men who have 0 worth king show how little worth they have too. And the shit is just fucking cringey. Especially when it's to a gunt having alcoholic midget.

He should just have PB&J sandwiches. It's comfort food and no one can really look down on it. Also, if he ordered it, 0 props. Anyone can cook a chicken and asparagus. It isn't even wrapped in prosciutto. And no grill marks? Trash.

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I'm probably tardy and homosexual but did anyone else catch Gator posting Animu waifu birthdays on twitter?

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Is his profile pic a furry Jotaro? Nothing of value.
 
I'll have to skim this one. Someone pointed it out earlier. I think it's the cuphead stream he did AFTER the stream where he may and or may not have masturbated to a middle schooler. Moreover I'm having a hard time getting the source file to play. It might be corrupted, or I could just be Irish, and too dim to operate a computer properly.
transcoded it for you: https://mega.nz/file/mtECzCKa#gK783zcFO_WDxCR0FXk7XzuJ-cB28KQku25O5qsjQYc
9 hours of gunt undulations
 
They're all fucking fat though.

I think Shannon fights so hard for the Gunt's honor because this is probably the first and only time in his life that he's been accepted by some kind of peer group. His whole life he's been bullied for having a woman's name and Pantene Perfect hair, but as long as he hits the soundboard again and doesn't rock the boat too much he can be somebody on a fourth rate internet show.
Flamenco actually isn't fat. I remember a few months ago he made a joke about Ralph's weight and he got really pissy and cunty about it. It was the first time I remember him ever making a joke like that and one was simply too much for the gunt.
 
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