🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Toast Sandwich]

Everybody is coming together again under a single cause. Mundane Matt, now Sargon, and then who knows who else could be in store.

Thank you Ralph. Thank you for making Gamergate 2.0 real.

 

[hawkisnight]

The main reason why Don Sargon got humiliated was because the beef was mostly centered around him and Metokur. All Ralph did was be a cheerleader for Jim. Ralph got pissed at Sargon because Sargon kept refusing to go on The Ralph Retort and would use Jim's content to laugh at him on his show. Now that Jim isn't around to protect Ralph it's doubtful he will get humiliated taking free shots at gunty.

Still I don't think its Sargon forte, Jim there or not. Sargon been awfully quiet outside his little circle lately. Maybe he learnt.

Spoiler

Not that I don't want him to jump in. I just don't think it will happen.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Fucking exactly. Which is why i talk about this like i talk about the WWE or warhammer40k

It feels to me like how shit usually went with older cow happenings. I’ve been here since it was still just about Chris. I’m not sure I’ve laughed this hard since Deagle Nation, or when that guy looted the burnt husk of 14 Branchland Court for Chris’s high school transcripts, or the Un-clit.
To any newfags like Gator who might have only come here in the aftermath of the ‘16 election, this has the potential to become something magical.

 

[nohull]

Sargon needs to do a lore episode about the Akkadian Empire and talk heavily about how important corn was. That's it. Don't mention ralph or anything. It'd be great.

>corn
>in pre-Columbian Middle East
What did he meant by this????????

 

[ClipBitch]

Still I don't think its Sargon forte, Jim there or not. Sargon been awfully quiet outside his little circle lately. Maybe he learnt.

Spoiler

Not that I don't want him to jump in. I just don't think it will happen.

Sargon will make the right decision. I believe in the Gardener.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Still I don't think its Sargon forte, Jim there or not. Sargon been awfully quiet outside his little circle lately. Maybe he learnt.

Spoiler

Not that I don't want him to jump in. I just don't think it will happen.

If Matt Mundane can pull it off anyone can.

 

[Dell Conagher]

Im petitioning @Null to do some sql jewery to deny @theralph the pleasure of having a 1337 page

 

[Gilbert Grape]

This is my prediction: All the old e-celebs coming under the same AntiGunt flag will result in a revival of IBS with a focus on purity and anti-grifting. Then it will evolve into all-out infighting once Gunt is at 20 live viewers with 19 bots, once all the current allies go back to brother wars when they remember why they all hated eachother.

 

[Guntkvd]

>Kraut
>Matt
>Sargon
So this is some kind of skeptic reunion?
Also Kraut hates Sargon, this would be awkward.

 

[Vetti]

 

[hawkisnight]

>Kraut
>Matt
>Sargon
So this is some kind of skeptic reunion?
Also Kraut hates Sargon, this would be awkward.

Add Tonka and you have a dream team.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I'd like to thank PO for reminding me that Ralph literally threatened flamenco while on a drug bender

 

[Berb]

what if... we get Trump........... to tweet about the Gunt?”

That's next week.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

>Kraut
>Matt
>Sargon
So this is some kind of skeptic reunion?
Also Kraut hates Sargon, this would be awkward.

Kraut may have found enough success in the current iteration of his channel that now he sees his former self as separate from the Kraut he is today. That kind of thing makes it a lot easier to ignore old beefs. "That was the old me."

 

[KebabShopSauce]

I think if Sargon was going to join in he already would have, and he actually already did in the past. If he joins in now, he would just be another able-bodied farm hand helping with the corn harvest.

But if he did, he would certainly be an asset with all his capos.

It'd be hilarious for Sargon to show up and start dunking on the Gunt with the triple P mafia, but he seems the type to hold a grudge and I can't see him ever interacting with Godwinson.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

>Kraut
>Matt
>Sargon
So this is some kind of skeptic reunion?
Also Kraut hates Sargon, this would be awkward.

I'm sure Kraut will find it in his heart to forgive Sargon, we have a common goal afterall, laugh at ridiculous fat people on the internet.

 

[High Tea]

If Sargon has even a quarter of the bants Matt had, this could be epic. Get all the anti Gunt guard together. The harvest will never end.

 

[Trig.Point]

I'm sure Kraut will find it in his heart to forgive Sargon, we have a common goal afterall, laugh at ridiculous fat people on the internet.

Have you listened to Kraut on PPP's streams... He looks to be a complete mess. He doesn't really contribute anything to the streams, notice how when Null started appearing on their streams, PPP and Godwinson gave up asking Krauts opinion.

Incidentally this is a guy that got 600k views on his last video (4 months ago), massively grew his subscriber base, and then decided to spend the last few months getting the band back together on discord.

 

[High Tea]

Kraut said he was just going to run the obs for them and not contribute. He would just host the streams on his pc

 

[jimmyskidmark]

It's all... part of the twenty year plan.
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if sargon turns out to be the 3rd act antagonist im going to lose it.