🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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MoeChotto said:
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One of them making fun of idubbbz during his simp saga (which Ralph was quite invested in), the other making an epic meme that Ralph just reposted here...
Hmmm, yes, Ralph and Gayder have fired up the socks, haven't they?
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The strategic reserves of autism war material are being tapped. It's now a war of autrittion.
 
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MoeChotto said:
View attachment 1479977
Joined 3/20
3 tweets
One of them making fun of idubbbz during his simp saga (which Ralph was quite invested in), the other making an epic meme that Ralph just reposted here...
Hmmm, yes, Ralph and Gayder have fired up the socks, haven't they?
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They had to create twitter socks because he blocked everyone on twitter and need socks to emulate engagement happening on his tweets.
 
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The man on the left is Faith's father.

He is only nine years older than Ralph. His girlfriend's dad was nine years old when Ralph was born. Which, coincidentally, is half of his girlfriend's current lifespan.
 
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Gilbert Grape said:
He called Faith "pretty". Certainly Ralph
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When I saw that first picture of him and her together I unironically thought it was the face of a guy, and then I had to spend the next ten seconds convincing myself that it wasn't, because I was sure that even Ralph wouldn't stoop that low.

But if he can look at that and think "pretty", then maybe trannies aren't off the table after all.
 
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Toast Sandwich said:
When I saw that first picture of him and her together I unironically thought it was the face of a guy, and then I had to spend the next ten seconds convincing myself that it wasn't, because I was sure that even Ralph wouldn't stoop that low.

But if he can look at that and think "pretty", then maybe trannies aren't off the table after all.
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Oh... but it's so much worse...

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Unog said:
Ralph is basically fucking a thin, 18 y/o female Shannon Gaines.
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According to Aztec and Mayan rituals, priests are supposed to devour the heart of the warriors they sacrifice.
Like in many ancient cultures, the morally good and virtuous characteristics of men were believed to reside in their hearts, especially their will and mental strenght, so it's not coincidence that priests engaged in this type of cannibalization of those brave enemy warriors they desired to preserve and imitate.

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when the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other
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Is this perhaps yet another teaching of Esoteric Joshism?
Praise be to the Maize Prophet and his infinite wisdom, he who controls the corn controls the universe.
 
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Toast Sandwich said:
When I saw that first picture of him and her together I unironically thought it was the face of a guy, and then I had to spend the next ten seconds convincing myself that it wasn't, because I was sure that even Ralph wouldn't stoop that low.

But if he can look at that and think "pretty", then maybe trannies aren't off the table after all.
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I think she just looks like a high school kid, not pretty, not ugly. More of a human Ditto that probably needs another 10 years of living and intensive therapy to grow into herself. Which is normal, because she's 18 and from her own admission has survived some pretty heinous shit.

I think what disturbs most people is that we look at her and see that, while Ralph looks at her and sees a feast. That's the shit disturbing thing. Water seeks its own level and you shouldn't be at the same level as a struggling young person at 35. It wouldn't be so bad if she'd had a couple more years of working and being on her own but goddamn she literally just graduated high school. He keeps talking about marriage and how she can live her best life in her 60s after he dies in his 80s. That's fucking psychotic.
 
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