DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gh0stzero]

The more people point out how shit DSP is the better. I don't give a fuck about their agenda as long as they don't just speak in insults. Go behind the barn and shoot your superior moral horse, Kiwifarmer.

I'll take 1 or 2 level headed normal people give their hot takes on Phil over 9849180 pants on head idiots spewing the first thought that comes into their head about Phil.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Go watch the whole video.
The whole video is this guy just insulting, adding fuck all. He name drops so many big detractors aswell, fuck me.

He also can't stick to his narrative, guy is all over the place. From not wanting tk waste time on Phil at 9 minutes, but makes a 16 minute video. From saying he should get a job because of his bankruptcy, to saying he can't because of what you get if you Google DSP, and later saying he isn't important enough to even Google.
At the end he even name drops Wings of Redemption, Review Tech and ends with showing his shaking hand.

If these are the people you want to back up, you are mental mate.

I've seen the whole video and if you expect talk about Phil works without insults, then I welcome you as a newbie to the detractor community.

I'm so sorry he hasn't met your standart of priviliged detractor content. Youtube is always about what's hot and brings the most views, are you living under a rock?
Or let me pull it up from another side: When is this specific dude allowed to talk about Phil? Does he need a detractor account? Is he allowed to make not-DSP khantent before he talks about DSP? Are you the one who dictates how his first DSP video is structured?

I respect your opinion, but this Negative Nancy attitude kills a lot of fun. And if having fun means I'm mental, so be it. I don't get you.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Seattle is canceled.

 

[Iron Hamster]

ends with showing his shaking hand.

Are you saying he's Rhys McKinnon?

I don't get you.

Russ...........is that you?

 

[Gramh]

I've seen the whole video and if you expect talk about Phil works without insults, then I welcome you as a newbie to the detractor community.

I'm so sorry he hasn't met your standart of priviliged detractor content. Youtube is always about what's hot and brings the most views, are you living under a rock?
Or let me pull it up from another side: When is this specific dude allowed to talk about Phil? Does he need a detractor account? Is he allowed to make not-DSP khantent before he talks about DSP? Are you the one who dictates how his first DSP video is structured?

I respect your opinion, but this Negative Nancy attitude kills a lot of fun. And if having fun means I'm mental, so be it. I don't get you.

Hate to kill your buzz, but Fred Knudsen did just that without dunking on the guy personally. If you need some tard to spew "omg lolz cursewords!" at you for 10 minutes about how Phil is a piece of shit, then you might need a moment of introspection on why that is.

 

[Satoi]

Seattle is canceled.

Did DSP just tell someone else to get a fucking life?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I've seen the whole video and if you expect talk about Phil works without insults, then I welcome you as a newbie to the detractor community.

I'm so sorry he hasn't met your standart of priviliged detractor content. Youtube is always about what's hot and brings the most views, are you living under a rock?
Or let me pull it up from another side: When is this specific dude allowed to talk about Phil? Does he need a detractor account? Is he allowed to make not-DSP khantent before he talks about DSP? Are you the one who dictates how his first DSP video is structured?

I respect your opinion, but this Negative Nancy attitude kills a lot of fun. And if having fun means I'm mental, so be it. I don't get you.

You literally said this:
> I don't give a fuck about their agenda as long as they don't just speak in insults.
So you can't flip and say:
> if you expect talk about Phil works without insults, then I welcome you as a newbie

Thanks for the newbie pass, I was afraid following Phil for years and doxing over 50 of his fans, paypigs and supporters wasn't enough.

I never said they can't talk about Phil, I even watched his full video. I'm not gatekeeping I just said the video is ass, calm down.

Are you saying he's Rhys McKinnon?

I mean, look at this. I'll be a good boy and time stamp.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rTHyqxeESgA&t=15m35s

 

[big ups liquid richard]

For the life of me I will never understand the thought process of people who think their opinions are deep or important enough that they should put their face and voice on the internet talking about them.

If you have a YouTube channel and you're using it for purposes beyond watching anime clips or very slowly pirating music then I think you're beyond all help.

They want money. That's why everything is monetized. subs, donations, text to speech, leaderboards, patreon, ect. Its a grift, and people are dumb enough to fall for it.

 

[Wurstbrot]

You literally said this:
> I don't give a fuck about their agenda as long as they don't just speak in insults.
So you can't flip and say:
> if you expect talk about Phil works without insults, then I welcome you as a newbie

I literally can because I deliberately used the word "JUST". I mean people who scream at Phil and call him names without knowing anything. Like the quality of this strange celebrity (?) who got paid to do exactly that. This was weird.

I see it this way:
Not every khantent is targeted at the deep lore detractors (yes I know you are one too). We aren't that important. And in fact I'm not just frustrated with you but with a lot of nitpicking kiwis.

Last thing I say on this topic bc this isn't the right place to fight: As a non-native-English speaker (I might have missed some details which could be important to you), I was fine with this video, it gave me all informations and I think it was an okay "update" on current Phil. And for some reason I like new people giving their opinion on Shrek Burnell, it's satisfying. Just give them a chance dood.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I literally can because I deliberately used the word "JUST". I mean people who scream at Phil and call him names without knowing anything. Like the quality of this strange celebrity (?) who got paid to do exactly that. This was weird.

I see it this way:
Not every khantent is targeted at the deep lore detractors (yes I know you are one too). We aren't that important. And in fact I'm not just frustrated with you but with a lot of nitpicking kiwis.

Last thing I say on this topic bc this isn't the right place to fight: As a non-native-English speaker (I might have missed some details which could be important to you), I was fine with this video, it gave me all informations and I think it was an okay "update" on current Phil. And for some reason I like new people giving their opinion on Shrek Burnell, it's satisfying. Just give them a chance dood.

Listen it's dumb of us to argue about Phil mate, at the end of the day we're all exceptional individuals that laugh at a 38 year old bloke.

All I'm saying is that these new detractors do the same content and they are not worth watching all too much. I noticed a lot of them say stuff like "Jasper drama", "Leanna public breakup", "Bankruptcy scam" and they don't elaborate. I think there is prime time for someome to come in and make a start to finish video about each of these dramas they mention.
The Jasper drama for example. Everyone knows he put Jasper behind the 2,000$ paywall, but not that many remember how he lied about not being able to aford a cat just weeks earlier. Or the part where he was afraid we would storm his condo and hurt Jasper when he got married to Katherine. One reason I think such content would be good is so new people don't have to go to 10 channels to get the whole story, and the other is so we document it better.

But beyond that we all enjoy different styles of content and that's fair game.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I can't wait for Phil to do a special begathon where something very special, stream improving, and fun will be revealed. Everyone can see he is obviously sitting on a different couch with a blanket over it. When he hits $1,000 SURPRISE it was a new couch!

The soul of showmanship.

 

[rizlajizzla]

I wanna see the vest thing manipulated over time to other garments or accessories. Phil is just a kind of mirror universe titty streamer, as he will wear what he is told for money. I wanna see this evolve into much worse shit than his vest. Speaking of which, can someone please shop Phil's head onto Morn from Deep Space 9? Because omg look at this shit.

Spoiler: Leathery flaps

https://intl.startrek.com/sites/def...ea332aaf08c57edd4ecd33f00f1.jpg?itok=ac330rG9

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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Seattle is canceled.

I love how he has to bring up specifically Starbucks every time. The raw consistency of how Phil always makes it clear he only cares about himself is just beautiful.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I love how he has to bring up specifically Starbucks every time. The raw consistency of how Phil always makes it clear he only cares about himself is just beautiful.

Why does Phil care about Starbucks when he owns a $400 coffee maker? Does he go to Starbucks with Kat on their day off? I thought he had no money for groceries. How is he able to afford $8 a person for a cup of coffee?

 

[Agent Proper]

Why does Phil care about Starbucks when he owns a $400 coffee maker? Does he go to Starbucks with Kat on their day off? I thought he had no money for groceries. How is he able to afford $8 a person for a cup of coffee?

I assume it is because Khet probably goes to Starbucks often because it gets her out of the house to stay away from Phil. I could she her playing the Switch, sipping coffee after a session at The Jim, after which she brings Phil some sugary drunk home that he waddles down stairs at 2pm to slurp down so he doesn't fall asleep while looking for his next Whale.

 

[Fapcop]

You literally said this:
> I don't give a fuck about their agenda as long as they don't just speak in insults.
So you can't flip and say:
> if you expect talk about Phil works without insults, then I welcome you as a newbie

Thanks for the newbie pass, I was afraid following Phil for years and doxing over 50 of his fans, paypigs and supporters wasn't enough.

I never said they can't talk about Phil, I even watched his full video. I'm not gatekeeping I just said the video is ass, calm down.



I mean, look at this. I'll be a good boy and time stamp.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rTHyqxeESgA&t=15m35s

Tbf, even Phil makes more riveting kahntent than this.

Staring at a dude in front of a greenscreen for 15 minutes, while he sums up DSP’s career? Yeah no thanks.

At least put some clips in there, Jesus!

 

[Basic Bill]

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Seattle is canceled.

Can always bet on him to have the worst take on any subject. If anything he’s proving the point that burning down his precious Starbucks is the only way to get the attention of consoomer Phil. He’s never put effort into anything in his life, the dude doesn’t even vote.

the irony of DSP who leaves the house once a week telling people to get a life so he can go into the city to walk around a mall...

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Tbf, even Phil makes more riveting kahntent than this.

Imagine making content less exciting than the King of Laziness himself. If I want a vid on Phil's legacy in the grand scheme of things, I'm still going to watch the Down the Rabbit Hole episode.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Please give us your thoughts on the Black Lives Matter protesters, Mr. Phil "It Sounds Like an African Village Outside" Burnell.

It's been months since George Floyd, they need to get a life. Great advice from Mr. Phil "I Waited Three Years to Revenge Tweet ProJared" Burnell.

These protesters need to get a life. Maybe they should write up guides for Phil on how to do basic shit in minecraft. Perhaps they could study art and draw pictures of Phil as a Samurai. Or they could make a tribute video for Phil's next vest streak celebration. That's what people with a healthy social life do with their time.

 

[MoonRocker]

Evidence #284352 that Phil reads the Farms: during today’s prestream, the pig claims that all those fraudulent transactions/ tips are from SH. Note that I was the one who wrote this speculative fact about two days ago and was never mentioned before either by him or anyone else on these forums. And there’s no proof to what I said either, it’s just speculation but does indeed fall in line with the attack routes SH tends to use to fuck with someone (abusing existing bureaucratic systems to break processes you rely on to make a living, in Phil’s case). And lo’ and behold, Phil is repeating this very same point as matter of fact, undeniable proof that this is indeed SH sperging out with fake donations.

Phil, just make a fucking account at this point. You’d even get a cool little blue verified badge like the one you get on Twitter!