Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Great Dane]

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RESTART THE TIMER! I guess Lou realized that nobody wants to give money to a blatant bigot.

Even with the replies, I'm not sure if there's an identity crisis, a suicide bait or both.

While the account's locked down, here's a Facebook post a few years ago about a cat getting burnt and bleeding.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Fursuits are really fucking hot (temperature-wise)

I'm glad that you specified that you were talking about temperature.

 

[Damien Thorne]

While the account's locked down, here's a Facebook post a few years ago about a cat getting burnt and bleeding.
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The sad thing is that this story is the closest thing to hot pussy that Lou will ever have in his life.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The sad thing is that this story is the closest thing to hot pussy that Lou will ever have in his life.

I wouldn't be surprised if he himself made that pussy hot.

 

[Lurk]

Even with the replies, I'm not sure if there's an identity crisis, a suicide bait or both.

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While the account's locked down, here's a Facebook post a few years ago about a cat getting burnt and bleeding.
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I love all of the "unsolicited advice" from people telling Lou to keep his account private and use it just to keep in contact with friends. They're all oblivious that he can't grift that way. You just know Lou is seething at the suggestion

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Even with the replies, I'm not sure if there's an identity crisis, a suicide bait or both.

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LOL, sounds like some sort of slime tantrum about the mean evil kiwis making it hard to enjoy his tiger fursona yet again. I thought you were totally embracing it to show the h8ers, Lou? Hashtag bitchy and proud or whatever? You can tell yourself you'll just whip up a new identity however many times you like, but we all know you can't change those grifter stripes.


The 'sorry for using then in the past' replies are interesting. Nicknames or pronouns maybe, or maybe some sort of inside joke that hits a little too close to home.

On a side note, some of the first things to come up when searching 'diatigress' are pure gold.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The 'sorry for using then in the past' replies are interesting. Nicknames or pronouns maybe, or maybe some sort of inside joke that hits a little too close to home.

I'm sure many of us call our friends "fat grifter", "fake tranny", "pretend poor", or "fast food black hole" as a playful joke.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

I like how the entire thread has picked up Lou's 'yinz guis' as sarcastic slang. I'll feel really bad if I ever run into someone from... pennsylvania? Pittsburg? Hicksville? That actually uses it in a genuine manner, I'm just going to automatically assume they're a tard.

Companies use it to seem "more pittsburghy," and your average burgher these days only uses it in a clearly sarcastic or hokey way - "how yinz dahn?" is almost a joke itself, but something you might say for a giggle meeting some folks.

People who actively use the word, and the whole of the Pittsburgh accent, are known as yinzers. That accent sounds similar to Milwaukee's but has a lot of weird quirks to it. Yinzers are mostly white working class that are on the periphery of the town, though some still go to a handful of bars within it (back in those days, anyways).

 

[ArtisanOnion]

Even with the replies, I'm not sure if there's an identity crisis, a suicide bait or both.

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I'm leaning towards suicide bait. Or maybe Mamma Gags decided to step up and threaten to kick him out.

 

[Lurk]

I'm leaning towards suicide bait. Or maybe Mamma Gags decided to step up and threaten to kick him out.
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These responses definitely lean towards suicide baiting. The Big Jackalope person is particularly pathetic in the way they simp after Lou, much cringe.

I wonder if Momma Gags eventually found her way to this thread? Can you imagine the shitstorm at Chez Gagliardi Though it may be more likely to do with what she was posting on facebook that someone shared yesterday, about wanting to buy a bigger house. Maybe she's moving and not taking Lou with her.

edit:

Maybe she told him he can stay in the house - as long as he pays rent

Also, it's hilarious just how similar Lou is to Momma Gags. Here she is threatening e-lawyers just like Louie:

Edit no.2 because lol. She posts an advertisement trying to help sell someone's house, then in the comments immediately reveals why she herself won't buy it, no doubt immediately putting off any potential buyers. Momma Gags, you is one stupid bish Her friend must be real grateful for the help.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Edit no.2 because lol. She posts an advertisement trying to help sell someone's house, then in the comments immediately reveals why she herself won't buy it, no doubt immediately putting off any potential buyers. Momma Gags, you is one stupid bish Her friend must be real grateful for the help.

>Inb4 that's actually a well-thought out plot to drive down the price of the property to buy it herself cheap in the end
Well, it's Momma Gags, and no matter how much I pity her for having such a garbage son, she's probably not that smart.

OR IS SHE?

We might never know.

 

[Turael]

Judging from the replies it's pretty obvious that he's suicide baiting for pity, and talking about how miserable and useless he is. I've always hated the circlejerk internet pity parties are. One side gets their friends to gush about them even though said people would probably have given him headpats for killing his cat, and the people shucking out pity get to feel good about themselves without ever having to peel themselves out of their chairs or say any useful hard truths. Lou, if they were really your friends, they would have told you the truth... that you're a moody beast and they've all learned you can only be handled with kid gloves because you lose your shit at the drop of a hat. I mean, look at you! You were practically demanding that all Christians get rounded up and shoved into ovens while you were subsequently screaming at OTHER people calling them nazis. There's something WRONG with you, dude.

You know what most people do when they feel miserable and useless, Lou? They make themselves useful. Use that energy you spent verbally pissing on people all day to get a job. Kill two birds with one stone. You won't have to grift anymore, and working a real job and learning how 99% of the people in this world manage to support themselves might give you a newfound respect for how money isn't something that grows on trees and represents hours of sometimes backbreaking work to earn.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

While we wait for the curtain to rise, I bring you some selections from Historical Lou.

First, when doing research on The_Gneech for this post, I found this review of Gneech's webcomic on the first page of the search results. Guess who wrote it!

Review: Suburban Jungle: Rough Housing
Guest review by Ace

Suburban Jungle was a web comic done by John “The Gneech” Robey that started on February 1, 1999. It starred a young tigress, named Tiffany, who is trying to make a career of acting and modeling while holding down numerous temp jobs. Along the way she meets the Kurt Russell-esque Leonard Lion, Leona Lioness (no relation to Leonard), and many others such as Drezzer Wolf and Conrad Tiger. It was slice of life with the characters residing in the fictional city. It was light, campy and a general good read.

It was the web comic that made me become a furry.

When Suburban Jungle ended in November 6, 2009 it felt like a giant punch to the gut. I had only been in the fandom ten years in the fandom because of Suburban Jungle. I loved the characters, especially Tiffany, Leona, as well as Leonard, Conrad and everyone’s favorite gay uncle, Drezzer. It was hard to fill those holes. I had never gotten to the opportunity to read Never, Never (which I found out actually came before SJ in terms of production) and while I liked other web comics, they didn’t hold my attention like SJ did.

So imagine my surprise when found out that The Gneech did another SJ comic starting in 2016. This one was a sequel but didn’t feature the same characters. Instead, the main character was a cheeger (the hybrid result of a tiger and a cheetah, in this case Comfort Tiger the sister of Suburban Jungle star Tiffany and her husband the code speaking Dover Cheetah), named Charity Cheeger.

The main cast consists of Charity, Langley Lupina, Roxie Fox, Rufo Redwolf, Parker Peacock and Bounce, who is an otter. All of them have different personalities and yet have enough of the old cast to make you remember the good ole days. Charity and Langley’s chemistry will remind you of Tiffany and Leona, yet Langley is also very different. She’s more a joker or a troll, not doing things out of malice at all. Roxie is more laid back and Parker is a little shy due to bullying. Bounce is the tough and silent guy. And Rufo is, as The Gneech himself puts it “flirty, pansexual, and Latino (in that order).” I didn’t bring it up but even then, the characters are also different in that they are diverse sexually too.

That’s not to say that old favorites don’t pop up. I won’t give it away but at least two characters that I personally loved make a return, briefly. It was an enjoyable stroll down memory lane without being intrusive or out of place. The Gneech really pulled it off enough that this writer has clamored for another character to return.

The basic premise is that Charity, the niece of Leonard Lion and Tiffany Tiger, takes over as manager of a hotel her uncle invested in using her aunt’s money. Along the way, she meets the rest of the crew, battles giant crabs and deals with living in a new area and new people. It’s a fun experience to both read and to experience, whether you’re a new reader or an older one. There are plenty of references, gags and thought provoking comments to make one glad to have read Suburban Jungle: Rough Housing (found at http://roughhouse.suburbanjungle.com )

All in all, it’s an exciting slice of life romp that features characters both familiar and new. I’d give it a 10 out of 10 paws, but I also admit I’m biased having been a long time fan.

– Ace

Next is a record of a Friend Extinction Event (FEE) from 2019 that was fortuitously picked up by the Wayback Machine. It started, you will not be surprised to learn, with Lou calling for all religious people to be institutionalized and forcibly medicated.

alex on Twitter

“@NeonCthulhu @CtheHydra @ByFisted schizos also claim to hear the voices in their head too. we heavily medicate them and shove them into a room all of their own. can you make a logical case why that shouldn't happen to the religious?”

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No Longer Ace on Twitter

“@NeonCthulhu @CtheHydra @ByFisted It absolutely is a deflection. I asked you if you could provide a LOGICAL reason NOT to treat religion as mental illness and you go off on a tangent about biological gender and souls. If you can’t state, rationally, why the religious aren’t mentally ill just...

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That blew up in his face almost immediately.

alex on Twitter

“alright. let me take a moment. I am sorry that i said the religious are mentally ill. That did not accurately portray how I feel of religion. I would take it back if I could, but it's out there and I can't change that. all I can do is profusely apologize.”

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alex on Twitter

“lost a ton of followers today. blocked every single one but one. after today, i'm done with twitter. May leave it up; but i doubt i'll use it anymore. no, i'm not posting my paypal and shit. i'll stare. it's fine. it's punishment for saying the religious are mentally ill.”

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No Longer Ace on Twitter

“I’d also like to send an apology to @ChaKatKimber though they won’t see it. They were right. About everything. And I’m sorry”

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It's not clear what exactly he did to ChaKatKimber, but the pattern is not unfamiliar:

https://twitter.com/ChaKatKimber/status/1185239407151984646

What happened next? If you guessed "suicide baiting," you're right.

No Longer Ace on Twitter

“so i told my family if they ever see me having a heart attack or a stroke, they are to do NOTHING. no call to 911, do not do anything to me to resuscitate me. they are just to let me die.”

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No, Lou didn't kill himself. He did something much worse: he killed his fursona.

alex on Twitter

“not going to kill myself. at least...not literally. Ace, the tiger, whatever you want to call her though...she is dead. i will be sitting and thinking on who and what I am. I don't think a tiger every accurately 100% represented me. they're too aggressive and i hurt people”

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And that was the last time anyone ever saw Ace the tiger ever again. Lou, for his part, set forth from that moment determined to stop repeating the same self destructive patterns over and over and turn over a new l--

No Longer Ace on Twitter

“okay, i thought i wasn't going to ask for help. but hi. I'm...we'll go with Alex for now. I'm transgender. I just turned 36 years old two days ago. I need financial help. I need food. badly. i didn't eat dinner. if you can help, please? https://t.co/q5uAxGCWH3 #TransCrowdFund”

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--never mind.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

"I don't think they're mentally ill! They should just have their rights stripped from them and they should be persecuted! That's all!" -Louis "Lou" Gagliardi

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Speaking of fur suits, didn't another tranny lolcow spend 10 K just on the sloth head piece? I know it was an INSANE amount of money, but I can't remember their name. Idk if it was Kevin or not.

 

[A single cheeto]

Speaking of fur suits, didn't another tranny lolcow spend 10 K just on the sloth head piece? I know it was an INSANE amount of money, but I can't remember their name. Idk if it was Kevin or not.

Are you talking about Casey? That's the only cow I can think of with a sloth head.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Are you talking about Casey? That's the only cow I can think of with a sloth head.

Winner! And it was 1400 for just the head. I misremembered some details. But yes! 1.4 K, which can be a month and a half of rent for some folks, JUST for the damn head. Insane.

 

[A single cheeto]

Winner! And it was 1400 for just the head. I misremembered some details. But yes! 1.4 K, which can be a month and a half of rent for some folks, JUST for the damn head. Insane.

If a furry had to choose between rent or a fursuit, they'd choose the fursuit every time.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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[Turael]

Archive: http://archive.vn/DSirN

That's adorable. The person who thinks he's two fictional video game characters thinks WE'RE the broken ones.

Again, this thread would not exist if Lou would stop lying, having temper tantrums, and get a job. He's almost forty and is still living at home drinking sodas and scarfing McDonalds like some demented preteen. And uncontrollable cruelty? A fair chunk of the people in this thread are folks Louis has lost his shit to and lashed out at because they disagreed with him about some random thing. But you go ahead and just keep lying to yourself and keeping that internet circlejerk going, dude.