🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Does this mean Marvelous Mr. Vickers is surfing the thread?
I hope so. If so he should take time to go through for old Ralph lore. I'm sure his old fwend seatle4truth killing his dad then having all the stuff he wrote on the ralph retort blog taken down out of shame will raise an eye brow on how Fai Fai got in over her head.
 
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Perhaps this sock is a previous one I responded to, calling him gaydurr
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Shannon is busy tonight.
 
Does this mean Marvelous Mr. Vickers is surfing the thread?
The video received 0 comments for 4 years, then gets a bunch of "Come home Faith before gunt consumes you" etc. comments within the last 30 minutes. I'd say that's the reason why it got deleted, rather than Marvellous Matthew reading KF.

>joined 10 minutes ago
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Long time lurker here. No worries boys, I'm here to laugh at the gunt too.
 

Not sure why he'd need verification of anything before he acts to be honest. Ralph is clearly trying to isolate her and make her dependent on him and make her world revolve around him. Ralph is going to ruin her life and considering what we've seen of her documented behavior of the past few years she is quite obviously mentally still a child.

If I was her dad I'd do just about anything to get her to come back and ditch this self-destructive fat loser who is obviously just trying to drag her down to the mud with him.
 
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It is the 3rd millennium in the Imperium of Ralph, it has been days since the Gunt Emperor of Man has last spoken to his subjects after receiving a mortal blow from PPP and his Gayops agents of Chaos aboard his streaming platform dlive. Yet he lives, sustained by the golden throne and millions of trashburgers sacrificed to his gunt hourly. Where he continues to guide Shannon and other loyal subjects to send out his most holy takes and to defend him against threats.

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One of my coworkers has to wear long sleeve shirts in the midwest summer due to his tattoos and it just about killed him when we were working outside the other week.
Increase the temp from where you are by about 10-15 degrees, jack up the humidity by a third, gain who knows how much weight, and cram yourself into a poorly insulated (I’m just going to assume that considering he seems to have soundproofed it with moving tarps) room with recording equipment and you have a good idea of why this fucking idiot is sweating like a pig.
 
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