🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Hello Shitty said:
Imagine dedicating an entire site to following the lives of e-celebs because you have no life of your own.
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You read like every single person angry at the site ever.

Me/Kiwi Farms is an incel, nazi, liberal, paedophile, karen, no-life, tranny, terf, transphobe, bigot, etc, etc.

Meaningless words. You're yelling at anonymous users laughing at a fat retard. You have nothing.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
Imagine dedicating an entire site to following the lives of e-celebs because you have no life of your own.
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For someone who holds the site in such low regard you certainly have been putting a lot of effort defending m'lady's honor on here.

Man, you used to have to talk shit directly to Ralph or Zoom or whoever on the thread a lot to get a funny response. The arrival of the Guntguard's Sock Division has increased the ROI of this thread tenfold.
 
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Null said:
You read like every single person angry at the site ever.

Me/Kiwi Farms is an incel, nazi, liberal, paedophile, karen, no-life, tranny, terf, transphobe, bigot, etc, etc.

Meaningless words. You're yelling at anonymous users laughing at a fat retard. You have nothing.
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And your sitting alone in a hovel living your entire life through a screen trying to look cool to autists.

It's been obvious to everyone for years that you are jealous of anyone on this side of the internet that is able to get money or pussy.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
And your sitting alone in a hovel living your entire life through a screen trying to look cool to autists.

It's been obvious to everyone for years that you are jealous of anyone on this side of the internet that is able to get money or pussy.
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Nobody is jealous of Ethan Ralph. I would shoot myself in the fucking head if I woke up in Memphis, TN with a felony record, hanging garden of flesh, BPD child bride, and having to broadcast my miserable, broken fat fucking face to an audience of 600 people every night just so I can earn enough Chinese cryptocurrency to sustain my addictions. I feel pity for him if anything.
 
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Sure thing, guy, that is until your soy-filled incel cuck leader finally deletes this shitty site because he can't find anymore hairy eastern european men to blow so he can fund himself.
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Keep cranking out genius level roasts and hot takes king. This retard gunt guard/ Gay-tor ops sock account side show is just as funny as the main event.
 
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Nobody is jealous of Ethan Ralph. I would shoot myself in the fucking head if I woke up in Memphis, TN with a felony record, hanging garden of flesh, BPD child bride, and having to broadcast my miserable, broken fat fucking face to an audience of 600 people every night just so I can earn enough Chinese cryptocurrency to sustain my addictions. I feel pity for him if anything.
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Nobody is jealous of you either Joshua Conner Moon. I would shoot myself in the fucking head if I woke up in some backwater communist bloc country in a cum-soaked pallet, with only my piss-bottles and crusty napkins to keep me company, and having to spend my entire shit stain existence "CLEANING IT UP" on kiwi farms all day long to appease other lonely autists, who I can't even draw money from because no credit card company will touch me because I am known propagater of child pornography. I'd feel pity but you are such a piece of shit I can only manage contempt.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
Nobody is jealous of you either Joshua Conner Moon. I would shoot myself in the fucking head if I woke up in some backwater communist bloc country in a cum-soaked pallet, with only my piss-bottles and crusty napkins to keep me company, and having to spend my entire shit stain existence "CLEANING IT UP" on kiwi farms all day long to appease other lonely autists, who I can't even draw money from because no credit card company will touch me because I am known propagater of child pornography. I'd feel pity but you are such a piece of shit I can only manage contempt.
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Everything I said about Ethan Ralph is a factual, observable facet of his daily life. You are writing fan fiction to cope.

Try traveling, by the way. You'll be surprised how nice the world is.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
Nobody is jealous of you either Joshua Conner Moon. I would shoot myself in the fucking head if I woke up in some backwater communist bloc country in a cum-soaked pallet, with only my piss-bottles and crusty napkins to keep me company, and having to spend my entire shit stain existence "CLEANING IT UP" on kiwi farms all day long to appease other lonely autists, who I can't even draw money from because no credit card company will touch me because I am known propagater of child pornography. I'd feel pity but you are such a piece of shit I can only manage
contempt.
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I mean you can stay mad all you want we'll still be here laughing.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
Nobody is jealous of you either Joshua Conner Moon. I would shoot myself in the fucking head if I woke up in some backwater communist bloc country in a cum-soaked pallet, with only my piss-bottles and crusty napkins to keep me company, and having to spend my entire shit stain existence "CLEANING IT UP" on kiwi farms all day long to appease other lonely autists, who I can't even draw money from because no credit card company will touch me because I am known propagater of child pornography. I'd feel pity but you are such a piece of shit I can only manage contempt.
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My, my, you should really save that kind of excoriating prose for one of your websites, buddy. Really hot stuff.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
Nobody is jealous of you either Joshua Conner Moon. I would shoot myself in the fucking head if I woke up in some backwater communist bloc country in a cum-soaked pallet, with only my piss-bottles and crusty napkins to keep me company, and having to spend my entire shit stain existence "CLEANING IT UP" on kiwi farms all day long to appease other lonely autists, who I can't even draw money from because no credit card company will touch me because I am known propagater of child pornography. I'd feel pity but you are such a piece of shit I can only manage contempt.
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May I ask, why are you being so aggressive on this site? Or better yet why are you trying to convince these "lonely autists" that Ethan is better than them? It is just one corner of one website out of millions on the internet that is keeping up with the drama, so why are you spending your day arguing with us? It can't be fun, otherwise you wouldn't try so hard to make Ethan look better than us.
So ultimately, if you want a TL;DR, what are you trying to do here @Hello Shitty?
 
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