DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

The other issue is that Phil's stated income on the bankruptcy forms is right in line with Actually's estimates of his earnings. That would work with the inflated tips theory because it's based on the public facing information. However, Actually based his estimates off of a tax amount deduced from Phil's tax rants. This would mean that he wouldn't just doing it for the public facing numbers, but that he was also reporting it as actual income for tax purposes, and therefore costing himself more money. Phil is all about pride and ego, but he's also about greed - inflated tips would seem to eat too far into the bottom line to be of much appeal.

To give full and proper credit, I roughly approximated Phil's income prior to the bankruptcy from his state B&O tax fiasco at somewhere around $130k or so. @James Smith worked out a second rough approximation from the 2018 federal tax burden still remaining (along with the payment plan) as detailed in the bankruptcy filing itself. The numbers all generally agreed with the yearly income that I tallied up, with the understanding that we were only expecting to be within a few tens of thousands of dollars.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I was watching a Mighty D video and noticed that DSP recently brought up his bankruptcy. DSP claimed that his bankruptcy was unnecessarily prolonged because of "sociopaths" contacting the trustee. He also implied that he had to pay his attorney more than her basic fee so she would continue to help him. The consensus in the bankruptcy thread seemed to be that the trustee didn't bother to properly investigate Phil's finances or that she didn't want to touch Phil's case because of detractors spamming her email, but DSP claims his bankruptcy took 3 months longer than it should have because he had to disprove all the financial conspiracy theories.

I guess it's all moot at this point, but the reason I bring it up is because I'm one of the idiots that believes Phil inflates his tips (though I'm not sure how he does it). I feel that Phil getting his debts discharged despite of a thorough investigation into his finances lends some credibility to this theory because it would mean that his real income is below the state median (and he qualified for Chapter 7).

Yeah, it's a complete lie. There were absolutely no delays in his bankruptcy proceedings except for the one due to his dumbass skipping the first 341 hearing. As soon as the legally required waiting periods for each step of the process passed the next step went through. His Discharge Order giving him everything he asked for went through almost as soon as possible, but of course King of Suffering gonna gaslight.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Yeah I remember when he tried making that claim that trolls made the bankruptcy take longer, absolute bullshit. Just another example of him trying to look like the eternal victim and fuel some of his more idiotic fans hatred for detractors. He was just pissy that detractors tried to sabotage his grift

 

[Agent Proper]

Yeah I remember when he tried making that claim that trolls made the bankruptcy take longer, absolute bullshit. Just another example of him trying to look like the eternal victim and fuel some of his more idiotic fans hatred for detractors. He was just pissy that detractors tried to sabotage his grift

I don't doubt people were flooding Nancy's inbox, still Phil's financials are a muddy mess and it is hard to tell what is personal or what is "Business" related (and I still have it). Once Phil was scrutinized by the court he when right to thinking that Da Trollz caused this to happen because he can't do anything wrong, he still amended his filing multiple times after we picked it apart in the thread.

Anytime he talks like this it is his paranoid gin brain thinking that we are out to get him and ruin him. Those days have passed and now you have people who just like to watch the dumpster fire while pointing and laughing at Phil. He truly hates being the laughing stock of the internet.

 

[lavrentiyberia]

I just love that he called them his tools, because it instantly brings to mind an image of this scrooge with his Money Extracting Tools creeping into the home for the weak-minded

 

[gh0stzero]

The taping of fixtures with adhesive to the Wakando's walls has become one of his go-to excuses for why he can't sell the Wakando and find cheaper housing. He claims that because all the echo-dampening foam and other fixtures are taped to the walls, it will not come off cleanly, and that will deter any potential buyers, since they will not know how to remove the foam from the wall for some reason.

Yet jasper removed it with ease.

I know Phil is lazy but that's really something to be more lazy than a cat.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Um, you're confused. Phil spends $5k each month on maintaining his tools.

I agree, he does spend $5K a month on polishing his tool.

Ohhh Yeahhhhh

 

[Balr0g]

But didn't he intentionally made the process longer by not showing up to his appointed court-date because he is so scared of "online trolls"? Imho heis mostly to blame that he had to walk on egg-shells for longer then he wanted. The Trustee was probabaly flooded with info from trolls (some of the info correct some trash) but his own disorganized mess made the biggest Impact. We all remember the first version of his bankruptcy documents. Then he redactet it (in a panic I assume) and then he redactet it again. I won't say the trolls did not prolong it. But he has mostly himself to blame for that. Let that be a lesson: clean up your finances to make life easier. and stop the victim Play it's getting boring

 

[tzgnilki]

will the pig play samurai showdown?

saw the ps4 neogeo collection trailer today and thought of how much salt it could produce

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

mrhuth noticed that dsp did not nail in the hookplate. He used tape. I would call him lazy but...

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Phil Burnell. Professional homeowner.

What is a stud, and how do I find it?

 

[Fapcop]

will the pig play samurai showdown?

saw the ps4 neogeo collection trailer today and thought of how much salt it could produce

“AH KAHNT BLOCK DOOD!”

“Mah inputs are laggy as shit, alright?”

“That’s da problem with these old piece of shit games, ok? They LITERALLY can not work prahperly with a modern kahntroller. This game is such a steaming pile of crap, imma delete it! THERE! ITS TOTAL GARBAGE, unplayable ACK ACK ACK!”

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

will the pig play samurai showdown?

saw the ps4 neogeo collection trailer today and thought of how much salt it could produce

hell no he wont play it. He wouldnt do it because its not a fighter hes comfortable with plus im pretty sure the collection was made by the same people that made the sf collection he constantly shits on

 

[Balr0g]

will the pig play samurai showdown?

saw the ps4 neogeo collection trailer today and thought of how much salt it could produce

If he would Play on Pc he could have gotten it for free in the EPIC store (that was the oneright?) Then again he could not put it as a "buisness expense".

 

[tzgnilki]

hell no he wont play it. He wouldnt do it because its not a fighter hes comfortable with plus im pretty sure the collection was made by the same people that made the sf collection he constantly shits on

if he does, he'll spend 2 weeks playing/trying to learn one character, then play online to gauge the skill level of the other players, and his opinion will solely depend on whether or not other people are better or worse than him

 

[strandedcastaway]

The bankruptcy "detractor delay" is one of those lies that I think Phil actually believes. He thinks he can do no wrong and that the original forms, with all of the missing and inaccurate information, should have just been stamped "Approved" the day he handed them in. So according to him a process that took three months should have taken an hour despite a national pandemic and Phil being too lazy to come to a meeting. And the process STILL ended up working for him, somehow, yet he's still whining.

 

[Schmeckel]

yet he's still whining.

Phil will always be whining. That's just... What he does. He got $100 in cheerssubsandtips? He should have got $150. He ate a Cheeseburger? He should have been able to eat 2. Nothing is ever enough for him. This fucker could win the lottery, and it still would never be enough. The money is his and he wants the money.

It makes him out to be a victim no matter what happens to him, and his paypiggies shower him with pitybux. Da detractors are the easiest scapegoat for Phil and the cult goes out of their way to provide him with "success" to put one over on said tractors.

If any and all detractors and troll cheerssubsandtippers went away for an entire month, he'd still find a way to point his gouty fingers at them since they're the alleged omnipresent boogeyman, and not his own negative and tahxic behavior/attitude.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I mean, no shock here, but he's lying. His bankruptcy, start to finish, was a little over 4 months (Jan 31st - May 9th) from when he filed to when he got his discharge paperwork. I understand that it took ~2 more months for the case to be fully closed out, but he got his discharge in May. He convinced Nancy's boomer ass that his gacha pulls were microtransactions, and she didn't bother to see whether he had actually created any of his patented "on-demand khantent" with it. The idea that his bankruptcy would somehow be finished in 1-2 months is abject nonsense.

Edit: This timeframe also included the creditor meeting being moved on at least one occasion when Phil didn't show up (and on another because of the Covid rescheduling?). So yeah, his claim that it took 3 months longer than it should have is spectacular bullshit, even for him.

But didn't he intentionally made the process longer by not showing up to his appointed court-date because he is so scared of "online trolls"? Imho heis mostly to blame that he had to walk on egg-shells for longer then he wanted. The Trustee was probabaly flooded with info from trolls (some of the info correct some trash) but his own disorganized mess made the biggest Impact. We all remember the first version of his bankruptcy documents. Then he redactet it (in a panic I assume) and then he redactet it again. I won't say the trolls did not prolong it. But he has mostly himself to blame for that. Let that be a lesson: clean up your finances to make life easier. and stop the victim Play it's getting boring

Let us not forget.......he was to have his taxes done by the 341 meeting and had just then allegedly given his info to the tax preparer.

Phil Burnell. Professional homeowner.

What is a stud, and how do I find it?

Kat's happily married to me.......why would there be studs in my condo?

 

[Fapcop]

The bankruptcy "detractor delay" is one of those lies that I think Phil actually believes.

Hard to say.

We’re entering the Phil-Zone here. Where it’s virtually impossible to tell the lies he comes up with for sympathy-shekels apart from the lies that he actually believes because he’s spent a decade as an E-hermit.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The 341 meeting with Phil being held back to the end while taking 10x longer than a normal meeting likely confirmed Phil's paranoia that everyone is out to get him, and he'll blame that all on the detractors and that guy who pretended to represent Citi.

 

[Forbidden Math]

So Phil considers himself a professional game player, and he loses a lot, would it be fair to call him a professional loser?