Inactive William Edward Atchison / FuckYou - The Couch Cuck

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But.... Why?

If my lore is correct isn't he just some guy you dicked around with in Blockland Errverlord? I mean hell, the only notable thing he actually did was get cucked by a fucking couch and a badass granny who isn't afraid of no faggot. Surely theres much better examples of spree shooters to spend the resources to do a study on.


Edit: guys, you don't need to spam the Negrates, look down a couple posts, I'm well aware I made a stupid post. I'm not asking Josh or the mods to delete this post, I was stupid and it should remain archived that I often start going on about shit while sounding dumber than dirt, we are archivists after all. I get it guys, I just don't need 13 notifications in 6 hours. I don't care about my rating score, it's just annoying. Point out to me why I'm stupid with a coherent post, I can take it and chances are that I will agree with you and laugh at my folly with you. Criticism via internet sticker is just gay. How can I reflect and change such a flaw in myself if others don't explain why I'm being stupid in their opinion and just throw internet stickers at me? Listening to criticism and using it to better yourself is a very healthy thing. I can't avoid making a stupid post unless I can understand why it's viewed as stupid. I'm seriously telling y'all to deride the hell out of me instead of just being passive aggressive, isn't that something a good deal of us Kiwi's enjoy doing?
 
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albertbrown26 said:
It’s actually pretty interesting to read about the fact that this site has been made into an academic, research like paper regarding something like a school shooting.

I wonder what it would be like if the Library of Congress decide to archive this site and its posts considering its history on the Internet.
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Kiwi farms becoming a literal national treasure would be such a slap to the face of everyone that has a thread. All those zoophiles and other sick fuck having there degenerate behaviour preserved for future generations.
 
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Nick Gars said:
But.... Why?

If my lore is correct isn't he just some guy you dicked around with in Blockland Errverlord? I mean hell, the only notable thing he actually did was get cucked by a fucking couch and a badass granny who isn't afraid of no faggot. Surely theres much better examples of spree shooters to spend the resources to do a study on.
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Maybe it's because he is an easy target to mock and has a compiled history here.
 
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Pepsi-Cola said:
Just a reminder that the teacher who cucked him with the couch was a 74 year old substitute teacher

Literally a little old lady ended his spree killing. Let that sink in.
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I think that's probably the most embarassing part of @FuckYou couch-filled rampage. Yes, the couch itself is a big one, but the fact that it was an old lady who came up with that tactic is perhaps the killing blow for someone looking to embarrass themselves while trying to pull another Sandy Hook/Columbine.

No wonder he an heroed, fucking up that badly that he could never recover from the shame. And to me, that's where the humor of the whole thing comes from.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
I think that's probably the most embarassing part of @FuckYou couch-filled rampage. Yes, the couch itself is a big one, but the fact that it was an old lady who came up with that tactic is perhaps the killing blow for someone looking to embarrass themselves while trying to pull another Sandy Hook/Columbine.

No wonder he an heroed, fucking up that badly that he could never recover from the shame. And to me, that's where the humor of the whole thing comes from.
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Yeah, so not only does he confirm his status as an irredeemable cretin retard by trying to perpetrate a mass shooting (at the school he dropped out of no less), he also utterly fails all because of a geriatric lady moving a piece of furniture. He’s the ultimate pathetic faggot in a group of pathetic faggots. I’d say he failed even harder than the HAPAcel
 
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plattschwanz said:
The one in the middle has "BUILD WALL" written on it.

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Edit: Playing around with the contrast doesn't help much since the hair has almost the same color as the letters. The other two might be "AMOR" and "you name" but it's really hard to identify anything.

Edit2: A newspaper article from December 2019 already mentioned them, it's "AMOG", "BUILD WALL" and "your home".
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Lmao, I didn't realize the guy had poke-tattooed himself with this notebook-scribble quality autism. That's amazing.
 
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