🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Ralph seemed to be doing pretty well for a while. After the Pillstream, he cleaned up his act, & seemed to really be doing his damnedest to put on a good show. I think at his core he's just an affable redneck who is smarter than he lets on, & the fact that he admitted to being a jaded lefty like our boi Jersh made me like him a lot more.

However.

I started having my misgivings when he started railing on Tea Clips, who's kinda spergy but not a bad girl. But his one-sided blood feud with Null over a Children of the Corn joke that didn't quite stick at the time is idiotic. Dick Masterson got over his brief spergout over the Farms, so I kinda figured Ralph would too. But he's gotten worse. His being so quick to turn on anyone over a percieved slight (Tea Clips for not clipping something he wanted, Null for making a half-hearted joke, avid supporter Drumr for saying dating a girl half his age is sketchy) has been leaving an increasingly bad taste in my mouth. We all have certain lolcows we root for, & I think if Ralph put down the bottle there'd be a marked improvement. But no, he's going to keep going down this road until he hits another Pillstream low, has another come-to-Jesus moment & decides to improve himself, & then slip back into the loving embrace of alcohol dependency.

I guess I'm a Karen Farmer first & foremost.

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she literally looks like a fucking child ralph

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This right here was the straw that broke the camel's back. She looks like a scared little kid & it makes my skin crawl. I thought maybe she was just a quirky girl with some baggage who might be "mature for her age" but she clearly has a lot of fucking issues. Her videos are proof of that, & the one in particular where she talks about hating herself just broke my heart.

Her dad seems pretty reasonable, so I wonder what the fuck happened. Killstream callers were quick to shit on Digibrah's girlfriend Pantsu Party & taunt her about potentially being molested as a child, which she confirmed actually happened, & honestly I'm wondering if something similar happened with Faith.

I said this of Lowtax's sidepiece, that she's a dumb, sheltered twenty-something that got involved with another damaged person. I have a bad feeling that Faith & Ralph are gonna have their own Lowtax/Logan fiasco.

Even if she were Ralph's age, she'd still be mentally a child. It's the same thing that's revolting about JF's "girlfriend" and other partners. This:

was taken May twenty-fifth of this year. At eighteen years old, this girl put up her crayon drawings of her relatives on the family fridge as an achievement.

Holy fuck, it keeps getting worse.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Yes, but they didn't masturbate to it like Josh admits to doing.

I mean that's pretty fucked too. Maybe you should go after both Ralph and Null if that's the case.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Yes, but they didn't masturbate to it like Josh admits to doing.



Yes, we can all tell how much it doesn't bother you. We could really tell when you were still banning anyone who mentioned it, before the heat came on you for cleaning it up too hard and you backed off.

But yes Josh, it happened a long time ago, but I don't see how that should omit it from things people should bring up. Are we not supposed to talk about Tooters bullshit that happened a long time ago? And before you say that it's because Tommy still does stupid shit, so it's okay. What about your child porn hosting on 9chan? What about almost all of your inner circle people being lolilovers?

Just tell us on the doll where Josh touched you Gator. Its alright.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Hello Ethan Ralph you fat loser. I can't wait to see you lose your audience and your "hot 18 year old girlfriend." I want to see you suffer, maggot. You are so insignificant I am laughing while typing this message out. "HAHAHAHAHA!" (these are my thoughts right now, laughing at you internally, by the way.) I've made soooo much money making fun of you, you stupid, fat, useless piece of shit!! You can eat my fat, sweaty ass faggot, but we both know both you and I'd enjoy it. No thanks! I'd rather see you go down with the failure of a ship you call the "Killstream," more like Loserstream, am I right??? You have some dedicated capos, I'll give you that, but they can all suck on my hairy ballsack, too. What a bunch of fucking losers! Talking about how Mundane Matt is a pedophile from an out-of-context story while CRYING about you being called out for literally being a child-grooming, obese, pill-popping nosferatu. Fuck off!

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[Unog]

Well considering everything else the Gunt says is projection, his recent love of accusing others of pedophilia despite his own shady past is suspicious, to say the least.

Y'know, I'm still having a big thunk now that our new friend to the thread has got me started. Him jacking it to Soph was a pretty disturbing video, at the time I didn't really know how to archive shit the way I do now, but I wish I did. It was something that kinda stuck with me, given the CP downloading incident (again, why did Andy need to send it to Ralph to do the stream? They both would've known how to screen share) and that he creeped on Nora.

And there's also the fact that he's openly creeped on Jess Southern for about two years now (since mid 2018 ) and I didn't know it at the time but I just went to go look up her info and she would've been seventeen at the time, and I remember at the time thinking she looked a bit young to be thirsting after like that...

@Hello Shitty Friend, I appreciate your addition to this thread, I think you've torn open a rabbit hole that might actually lead somewhere. Ethan's entire twitter timeline got archived by the MVP known as @Leonard Helplessness right? Maybe someone with enough autism should go through those with a fine tooth comb for any "as long as there's grass, play ball!" style humor or implications. Shake the tree, see what falls out, that kinda deal.

 

[Hello Shitty]

Hello Ethan Ralph you fat loser. I can't wait to see you lose your audience and your "hot 18 year old girlfriend." I want to see you suffer, maggot. You are so insignificant I am laughing while typing this message out. "HAHAHAHAHA!" (these are my thoughts right now, laughing at you internally, by the way.) I've made soooo much money making fun of you, you stupid, fat, useless piece of shit!! You can eat my fat, sweaty ass faggot, but we both know both you and I'd enjoy it. No thanks! I'd rather see you go down with the failure of a ship you call the "Killstream," more like Loserstream, am I right??? You have some dedicated capos, I'll give you that, but they can all suck on my hairy ballsack, too. What a bunch of fucking losers! Talking about how Mundane Matt is a pedophile from an out-of-context story while CRYING about you being called out for literally being a child-grooming, obese, pill-popping nosferatu. Fuck off!

Real rich coming from the guy who sits on stream for 2 hours reading out chapters from Twilight and showing sissy porn to 15 viewers. Keep trying you clout-chasing faggot.

I briefly wondered why Null hasn't verified you, but then I realized it was because you were too insignificant even for this site.

You mean when he was an adult and raped a child? Yeah go for it. You can talk about whatever you want. I have done nothing to impede your whiteknighting, guntguarding, and guntdeflecting.

You came to my site, addressed me directly. When I didn't reply, you championed that as a win. When I replied about civilly as one can expect when accused of these things, you championed that as a win too. It's transparent what you're doing and that's why nobody is ever convinced by these things.

The rest is just new gunt talking points. Pass.

Funny you keep trying to say Ralph is a pedophile while side-stepping yourself actually admitting to be one.

Though I guess pleading guilty generally does get you a lighter sentence.

 

[BoxcarBeethoven]

Yeah, that was some really stupid shit. They were doing it in some misguided attempt to "own" pedos, though. Which is really fucking retarded, but at least it's not like @Null who masturbates to it just because he wishes he could fuck kids.

I dont know how you can talk about ralph downloading actual literaly real life child porn and still use it as an excuse to own the null. Boggles the mind.

 

[Null]

Funny you keep trying to say Ralph is a pedophile

I have never said that Ralph is a pedophile and have actively protected him from that accusation.

Even if she was 16 when they met, that doesn't make Ralph a pedophile. The substantive differences between someone 16 and 18 are slim. It's gross either way for someone 34 to be trying to scoop girls up that young, the only thing to add is that it may have also been illegal.

Sorry bud. You have nothing legitimate to be angry about. You're just angry.

 

[Unog]

Funny you keep trying to say Ralph is a pedophile while side-stepping yourself actually admitting to be one.

Have you actually watched that stream with Andy where they download the CP? They blurred everything out, so I invite everyone here to at least listen to the audio of it. Ralph makes some rather strange remarks in that stream that, back before all of this, just seemed a bit humorous.

Doesn't seem so funny now.

 

[Troon Carey]

Question: Do you think Ralph styles his hair with leftover KFC grease?

Opinion: Ralph and PPP fight should just be a sumo battle.

Thoughts: I used to watch the Killstream because I would follow Metokur, then migrated to T.D.S....but HONESTLY Null's Mad at the Internet series has been the most bestest. As a normie scumbag Killstream / Metokur / T.D.S turned into (or were always) a panel of fags jerking each other off comparing who can catch to most loads orally. Not once have I watched a M.A.T.I show that made me fucking cringe.

Sorry im retarded but i've been watching this dumb internet drama shit and I am floored by Ethan thinking his content is any fucking good. he was ONLY interesting as a victim of youtube which got old very quickly. Even prior to that it was his guests, no matter how exceptional, were interesting.

 

[Never knows best]

I haven't even seen those before. That's saddening.

Not to moralfag or anything but for me it's not the age, its the fact that this girl clearly isn't mentally well and I'm not trying to be insulting to her either. She has not developed properly due to something and for someone like Ralph to become romantically involved with her is shameful. No normal person would brag about having sex with someone with issues, I think that they'd also be disgusted with a person who lacks the morals required to stay clear from a damaged individual.

As a side note, its very telling that Dax, Dame and everyone else brags about how cool Ralph is because he fucks an 18 year old. They're degenerates who base their self worth on promiscuity, so much for being a conservative and right winger huh Ralph?

 

[PhoBingas]

Funny you keep trying to say Ralph is a pedophile while side-stepping yourself actually admitting to be one.

How many children has Null called "pretty" unironically? Plus there's video footage of the Ethan reaching under his gunt to pull his pud to an actual child's live stream?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Opinion: Ralph and PPP fight should just be a sumo battle.

Ralph is literally too afraid to even mention him by name on stream

 

[Squire of Gothos]

I have never said that Ralph is a pedophile and have actively protected him from that accusation.

Can confirm that Null has never called Ralph a pedo, I don't even think he's implied it either just has called Ralph creepy and wanting to be like Dick Masterson... Null hasn't even really gone after Ralph which makes this whole feud so entertaining at how one sided it is. Also I believe one of the very first people to leverage the pedo claim unironically was Ralph's former BFF Zoom.

 

[Hello Shitty]

I have never said that Ralph is a pedophile and have actively protected him from that accusation.

Great semantics, faggot.

"Yes, I'm just going to imply Ralph's a pedophile constantly and promote this thread where people are constantly calling him one. But I'm not ACTUALLY gonna used the WORD pedophile to describe him. That'll show everyone that I have the moral high-ground over him."


Keep sucking off that fat canadian faggot so he'll pretend to like you to get to Ralph, so people will stop fucking with you on your site.

 

[Null]

Great semantics, faggot.

I have never said that Ralph is a pedophile and have actively protected him from that accusation. Sorry bud. You have nothing legitimate to be angry about. You're just angry.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I could just imagine if Ralph and Andy had to go to court over the CP stream lmao. "No judge we didn't download several gigabytes of CP to watch, we were just reviewing it". Bwahahahaha.

 

[Garth]

Real rich coming from the guy who sits on stream for 2 hours reading out chapters from Twilight and showing sissy porn to 15 viewers. Keep trying you clout-chasing faggot.

I briefly wondered why Null hasn't verified you, but then I realized it was because you were too insignificant even for this site.




Funny you keep trying to say Ralph is a pedophile while side-stepping yourself actually admitting to be one.

Though I guess pleading guilty generally does get you a lighter sentence.

Real rich coming from the guy who sits on stream for 2 hours reading out chapters from Twilight and showing sissy porn to 15 viewers. Keep trying you clout-chasing faggot.

I briefly wondered why Null hasn't verified you, but then I realized it was because you were too insignificant even for this site.




Funny you keep trying to say Ralph is a pedophile while side-stepping yourself actually admitting to be one.

Though I guess pleading guilty generally does get you a lighter sentence.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you are just a gunt guard. But that doesn't absolve you. Your diatribe here is the purest embodiment of sunk cost fallacy I've seen represented at the Farms. You've regurgitated the usual bullshit "gotcha's" Null has dealt with 100's of times before. You parrot the same reddit/twitter tier cope the few who are left to follow Ralph parrot. You made a piss poor investment. You made the mistake of believing that your support of a shallow, stunted, slovenly, drunken teen-chaser would pay dividends via a sense of community and some nightly entertainment. You have sunk so low, you're willing to come here and defend the Gunt even after wasting your money on him. And rather than direct your frustrations where they should be, you take the lazy - and what you perceive as loyal and therefore easy - way and create a sperg sock so you can go back and brag to the paltry gaggle of remaining gunt guard.

Pathetic.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

@Null But what about that corn joke, bud?

 

[Unog]

Can confirm that Null has never called Ralph a pedo, I don't even think he's implied it either just has called Ralph creepy and wanting to be like Dick Masterson... Null hasn't even really gone after Ralph which makes this whole feud so entertaining at how one sided it is. Also I believe one of the very first people to leverage the pedo claim unironically was Ralph's former BFF Zoom.

More interestingly, remember when Ralph was besties with known pedophile, with access to child pornography Zoom?



I mean, along with everything else, and the Soph incident. Remember when he'd have Soph on the show? He'd act real weird around her when she was a guest...