🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Guntkvd said:
Let's fucking gooooo.
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YOU'RE LOSING TO THIS ETHAN!!!!! YOU'RE LOSING TO THIIIIIIS!!!!!
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Vetti said:
It may be Full Blast or Flam since he's backed off from Ralph quite a bit and hasn't defended the child bride, at least as far as I know.

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Total victory regardless.
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Someone said PPP is the personification of the phrase 'Retards rise up!'

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I doubt Negro Joe messes around online in this sphere anymore because he was allegedly doxed and lost career opportunities from his online antics. I have a call Dispatch supposedly made to his momma. However, I can't confirm it's legitimacy. Take all of this with a grain of salt. I'd ask Dispatch for more information but he got banned for trying to pull some gayop on Null with his buddy months ago. (The picture isn't Joe obviously. Sammy is some schizo bitch plate lets hang around for some reason.)

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Toast Sandwich said:
We know how fat Ethan was when he was a kid. No, Ethan's trauma doesn't come from getting diddled. It comes from growing up around trash and being the only one who wasn't diddled. He felt left out and that's what gave him his inferiority complex. "Why not me?" Poor little Ethan.

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Photos of kids and teenagers who go on to fuck up their lives are probably the saddest thing you see on the internet. All that joy and hope of youth, you see their opportunities and potential and you just have to think about all the pain and bad decisions and mistakes that lead them to where they are now.

It aint 8 yearold chris but damn this picture makes me feel for the once bright eyed and bushy tailed ethan who once he got to college maybe starts working our or running a bit to drop the extra weight. He does his journalism degree, finishes it and doesnt party too much, gets a job with a local affiliate network, he doesnt necessarily love the politics but he works hard.

Eventually he applies for a job at breitbart and gets himself a collumn every second week, its not big money but it helps pay the bills and gets him some exposure while he continues to build up a modest readership.

His fiance is a nice girl he met at college in their senior year, she transferred over from brown so she could take care of her baby brother after her parents died in a car accident. Times are fough but they make do. Little baby samantha is like a son to ethan and he fills his evenings playing petshop with her and cooking while sis works late.

AND THEN THE GREAT ENEMY AKUU OPENS A TIME PORTAL AND CASTS HIM INTO A DARK FUTURE WHERE MAKERS MARK RAINS FROM THE SKYYY AND THE GROUND IS LITTERED WITH PILL BOTTLES AND ETHAN MUST DANCE IN HIS CAGE FOR FOOD SCRAPS FOR HE AND HIS STOCKHOLME SYNDROME BRIDE TO SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY
 
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William Tell Underpass said:
AND THEN THE GREAT ENEMY AKUU OPENS A TIME PORTAL AND CASTS HIM INTO A DARK FUTURE WHERE MAKERS MARK RAINS FROM THE SKYYY AND THE GROUND IS LITTERED WITH PILL BOTTLES AND ETHAN MUST DANCE IN HIS CAGE FOR FOOD SCRAPS FOR HE AND HIS STOCKHOLME SYNDROME BRIDE TO SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY
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Gotta get back, Back to the Meth Shack, Fagurai Ralph
 
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Wildgoose would be a good get. The man is entertaining and his history with Ralph is quite long. I could be misremembering things but I am 95% sure wildgoose had a hand in originally doxing the gunt.

Back during the brighter, happier times of the 9/11 of the internets, when BBS and IRC was all the rage for the kiddies. Before the felony, before the gunt even.
 
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PhoBingas said:
Kind of like you defend the gunt for jerking off to a middle schooler?
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I keep seeing this, is this for real? I don't remember that at all but I also took a couple months break from IBS related stuff so it's entirely possible I missed it. Feels like it should be brought up MUCH more often if it is true.
 
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