What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[Trilby]

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Reminds me of the egg logs restaurants get for making egg muffins. Apparently they're called "Long Eggs".

 

[Alcatraz]

I have never been so simultaneously fascinated and horrified at a thread in my entire life.

 

[Baloney Face]

Any sort of "novelty" lunch meat.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Dino nuggies

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Chicken nugget smoothie

 

[CWCissey]

Dino nuggies

Hey! Turkey dinosaurs are fuckin' bootiful!

 

[WonderWino]

Any sort of "novelty" lunch meat.

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Thats flat out disturbing. and it horrifies me to think that if that exists its not implausible that such a meat exists with a my little pony design in it instead

Far more autistic

and i've got another good one. Back when I was in elementary school there was an autistic kid in my class that had some weird issues about eating solid food. As in not a medical issue just would flat out starve himself rather than eat it. what ended up happening after the school made an issue about it is the kids family would literally take normal food, put it in a blender with some water and make essentially a horrifying meal replacement style drink out of it. and I don't just mean simple foods. I mean they would literally take things like kfc fried chicken, debone it and put all the meat, skin, gristle and fat into the blender and turn THAT into a meal for him. Also did the same thing when everyone else got hotdog days or pizza days

 

[A Grey Cat]

It's the texture of spaghetti sauce. Autists are often sensitive to inconsistent textures.

Unlike aspies. We love blending everything together till you can barley tell what it is your eating. How do you think KFC famous bowls have survived longer than the twister wraps?

 

[Slap47]

Sweden has terminal autism...

 

[ad2of2]

Fruit loops

 

[ToroidalBoat]

No mention of boiled burger in the last 12 pages?

 

[Baloney Face]

An entire ensemble of culinary autism.

Click for life size.

 

[Lady Pigroach]

For me, it's nuts. I'm not supposed to have roughage because I don't have a large intestine but occasionally I get drunk and scarf peanuts and/or pistachios. I keep coming back for more, like CWC at a Chuck E. Cheese

 

[Troonos]

My retarded roommate in college had his mom buy him dinosaur chicken nuggets, sour gummy worms, and Mountain Dew every weekend when she'd come up to do his laundry for him, so he'd have something to eat while he plays Kingdom Hearts 16 hours a day.

So I'd say that combination is most autistic.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Tombstone pizza. Monster energy drinks. Chicken McNuggets. Anything in the frozen food section of any grocery store that is not veggies.

 

[CWCchange]

A sandwich on two slices of Wonder Bread without the crusts. You know, what the kid in elementary school with Coke bottle glasses and wore a hoodie in fucking ninety-degree weather had specially prepared by his mommy.

 

[supremeautismo]

Yes, this implies being consumed today, not 20 years ago, and the slime that follows

 

[Ciscoipphone]

This whole series

 

[Baloney Face]

Click thumbnail for full appreciation of the autistic yumminess.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I always thought kinder eggs where the kind of candy only a tard could love