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A Cardboard Box said:
Wait, wasn't Ralph married? Am I losing my fucking mind? I could've sworn he was married.
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He announced his divorce about February. He's on his first or second girlfriend depending on if you believe the theory his previous girlfriend was a beard or not. Ralph and his current girl, Faith, started dm'ing almost immediately after the divorce was announced. In fairness, they do claim it was platonic at first. She just graduated high school this year. Ralph announced his break up with his previous gf Ade around June 26th. Faith moved into Ralph's house a couple weeks ago. Does that help?
 
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High Tea said:
He announced his divorce about February. He's on his first or second girlfriend depending on if you believe the theory his previous girlfriend was a beard or not. Ralph and his current girl, Faith, started dm'ing almost immediately after the divorce was announced. In fairness, they do claim it was platonic at first. She just graduated high school this year. Ralph announced his break up with his previous gf Ade around June 26th. Faith moved into Ralph's house a couple weeks ago. Does that help?
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Yes. Thank you. Do we know why he divorced? I mean I can imagine why but I'm curious if there's a stated reason.
 
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
The idiot really does think that 2007 Windows movie maker but with better effects is his "style", I know his people couldn't afford electricity until last year or whatever, but he could've done research
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He is pretending to be me and he sucks at making jokes, because every retard here was asking why I turned on Ralph. You idiots are the ones tagging me in the first place and your pussies get all salty when I respond.
 
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Sam Losco said:
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Can you rip the video? It seems like youtube-dl doesn't support StoryFire. Searching the source code for .m3u8 gives this

https://player.vimeo.com/external/4...abee30ab8525d\u0026oauth2_token_id=1030312126

That URL doesn't work either. However if you fix it like this

youtube-dl -F https://player.vimeo.com/external/4...bd69abee30ab8525d\&oauth2_token_id=1030312126

450 mp4 426x198 450k , avc1.640015, 30.0fps, video only
667 mp4 640x298 667k , avc1.64001E, 30.0fps, video only
1690 mp4 960x446 1690k , avc1.64001F, 30.0fps, video only
2983 mp4 1366x634 2983k , avc1.640020, 60.0fps, video only
5741 mp4 2048x952 5741k , avc1.64002A, 60.0fps, video only
5746 mp4 2048x952 5746k , avc1.640028, 30.0fps, video only (best)

youtube-dl -f 5746 https://player.vimeo.com/external/4...bd69abee30ab8525d\&oauth2_token_id=1030312126

You get a file! It's 410MB, and that's just the video. You need to get the audio too

youtube-dl -f audio-high-audio https://player.vimeo.com/external/4...bd69abee30ab8525d\&oauth2_token_id=1030312126 -o audio.m4a

And then multiplex into one file

ffmpeg -i master-master.mp4 -i audio.m4a -c copy out.mp4

And then split

MP4Box -split-size 100000 out.mp4

And then you get these files

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5


Memology 101 said:
He is pretending to be me and he sucks at making jokes, because every retard here was asking why I turned on Ralph.
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Did you turn on Ralph? When did that happen?
 
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Freedom Gobbler said:
but he's not even directly acknowledging PPP at this point so it's not really even BTFO at this point, is it? I honestly don't think the viewers watching would be watching ralph at any rate. Now I would agree it would be funny if they were interacting directly.
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He doesn't need to mention the canuk watching him flail his pudgy little T Rex arms and looking at the phone has produced pure nectar, I'd rather they interacted directly but the gunts too weak an thin skinned sadly.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Personally im just waiting to see if the dad snaps and decides to take the law in his own hands. You don't pull a Ralph and say to the mans face "I'm too busy fucking your daughter" and think every thing is gonna be copacetic. Its a dice roll that may not happen but you never know.
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The thing is that you can talk shit about a man’s wife, mom, or sister and they will fight you. Taking shit about a man’s kids though is something all together different.
First, if you’re a man with any kind of integrity it just isn’t done.
Second it’s a dice roll. they could not say anything Or you could end up with a broken beer bottle in your throat.
 
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Memology 101 said:
He is pretending to be me and he sucks at making jokes, because every retard here was asking why I turned on Ralph. You idiots are the ones tagging me in the first place and your pussies get all salty when I respond.
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Wait you said he was funny as fuck earlier... Anyway, he's mocking your low effort spam. Ear Juice is an absolute mensch.
 
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Memology 101 said:
He is pretending to be me and he sucks at making jokes, because every retard here was asking why I turned on Ralph. You idiots are the ones tagging me in the first place and your pussies get all salty when I respond.
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Best walking away Guntguarding and getting salty is just chum in the water, nobody forced you here or to be a snake Ethan Tupac ffs.
 
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big ups liquid richard said:
Wait you said he was funny as fuck earlier... Anyway, he's mocking your low effort spam. Ear Juice is an absolute mensch.
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The spam here is your criticism. So far you have called me a grifter and ''low effort spam'' and thats it. What a roast bro. Any evidence of the grifting? Low effort spam? Sounds more like jealousy than criticism.
 
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Memology 101 said:
The spam here is your criticism. So far you have called me a grifter and ''low effort spam'' and thats it. What a roast bro. Any evidence of the grifting? Low effort spam? Sounds more like jealousy than criticism.
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If you really think anyone here envies you, I think you need to get the fuck off the internet for at least a month or two, for your own wellbeing and the wellbeing of those who are close to you, if you even care about that.
I'm afraid you show signs of suffering from the same type of delusional and bubble-shaped Narcissism than the Gunt and Dick do.
 
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