Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,636 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,540
yes...and cancer's gn she be YT hw wrse thn Every1



I don't get why this is an if...yes, she is that predictable human.I have no idea why she finally approved me on Twitter today. She knows exactly who I am. She's called me out in one live. Maybe all of that oxy lying around sent her on this three day Twitter rant.
I'll agree with one thing you said- the oxy is causing the Twitter rant.
Evidently she's one of the ones who get a talkative, euphoric rush from opiates. Totally see it. Been around it all my life.
Which means she will probably become hooked.
Addiction runs in her family anyways.
And she's already hooked on food so it isn't far out of the realm.
 
Fatties really can't understand the idea of a caloric deficit. It's mind-boggling that she talks as if she's ever starved herself.

She even considered purging!

The sad thing is, she sees the picture of her wearing purple "before" as slim. Everything is always so exaggerated with AL.

I wonder how she'd cope with a two week pre-bariatric surgery milk diet.
Tbh I think the only reason a health care professional would disagree with an 800cal deficit at her size would be because she’s a vacuum-mouthed whale and there’s no way she would commit. It’s not a dangerous goal (far from it), it’s an unreasonable one for a glutton like her.

Now I’m no MediKiwi, I couldn’t tell a cough from a sneeze. But I’m assuming if she was strapped down and forcibly restricted to even a 1000cal diet complete with balanced nutrients and hydration for a week, she would experience far weaker cravings than the ones she experiences now. She was fat enough at that time to physically require less calories anyways, so I don’t know who the fuck she thinks she’s convincing with dainty eating disorder crap. Especially the part about trying to throw up—most people would throw up naturally ingesting that much garbage, so I don’t buy for one second that she tried and couldn’t. I don’t think real bulimics stick a dainty finger down their throat, gag a little and say “nah fuck it this is too much work”.
 
I'll agree with one thing you said- the oxy is causing the Twitter rant.
Evidently she's one of the ones who get a talkative, euphoric rush from opiates. Totally see it. Been around it all my life.
Which means she will probably become hooked.
Addiction runs in her family anyways.
And she's already hooked on food so it isn't far out of the realm.

I agree. I know of people who get manic on Benzo's and fall asleep after drinking coffee - She does have a mood disorder whether or not it is actually Bi-Polar or a Personality Disorder with a bipolar type element. This would cause contradictory reactions to medications
 
Poor Necky
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So even after "research" she still hasn't a clue what the person's credentials are...next breath was thinking of going to college. This from someone won't/can't walk further than an outside tree...yeah I can see her cavorting on campus.

Comedy gold.
 
Poor Necky nothing, people need to get there feefees out of Becky's head and her grief.

What is it about this dumb fat Amber that makes people lose their minds.
Regardless of who Becky is, it’s a wonderfully apathetic thing to say about anyone’s passing. “I’m grieving booboo, twitter therapy”
 
It is weird that Amber is so insistent on letting the world know she is a lesbian - I thought it didn't matter and it was nobodies business - does she actually think she is being 'edgy'?

Considering she's emotionally stunted at "tween" and back when she actually was 13-15, being gay or bi was edgy, I'm gonna go ahead and say yes.
 
Amber is trying to get haydur nation started back up with these tweets but crickets.

I think Amber's moment in the sun is over - she has been on the platform for years but it has only been a couple of those that she really kicked off - she has burned out now - no one just wants to watch a talking head who has nothing to say or watch a cancer victim slowly fester
 
Amber is trying to get haydur nation started back up with these tweets but crickets.
Yeah, she burned herself out pretty quickly. I think she’s trying to get YoungDumbCumDumpster involved, but I don’t think anyone really cares anymore.

She is, however, hilariously triggered by green beans of all things:
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Regardless of who Becky is, it’s a wonderfully apathetic thing to say about anyone’s passing. “I’m grieving booboo, twitter therapy”
She's not wrong, though. Some people prefer to look for things to distract them instead of sitting and thinking about their loss, and trying to stir up a slapfight on Twitter is certainly a distraction.

I have serious doubts Amber is actually grieving, though. Her mother is still alive, after all.

I think it’s highly unlikely she ate 800 calories. Most people seriously underestimate their caloric intakes, and we’ve seen the evidence on video of her doing that. Her 800 was probably closer to 1200.
I could believe she ate under 800 calories, just not that she did that consistently. And if she did eat under 800 calories, she more than made up for it on days when she didn't, so she didn't end up with a net deficit. A lot of the FA types will claim to have done this and insist it's proof that they just can't lose weight even when eating super restrictively. That's why it's important to pick a calorie target that will create a deficit but not one that is too low to be sustainable. 1200 calories a day is what Amber's BMR would be if she were 120 lbs, and if she had been eating 1200 instead of 800 she still should have lost a massive amount of weight.

Amber completely freaks out over eating what she considers a "too low" amount of calories, even if she's not hungry. Exhibit: Optavia
 
It went from pending to following after two of my replies to her posts...then again, I'm a dumb ass boomer who doesn't know shit about Twitter. Commence with the "dumb" emojis.
Hi, buddy! You might want to read the "New to the Forum?" thread so you can fit in with the culture a little better and not shit up the thread. Also, please start using proper grammar - you're making me want to scrape my eyeballs out.
Welcome to the Farms!
 
Hi, buddy! You might want to read the "New to the Forum?" thread so you can fit in with the culture a little better and not shit up the thread. Also, please start using proper grammar - you're making me want to scrape my eyeballs out.
Welcome to the Farms!
This is way kinder than the usual 'lurk more faggot' that most people get.


My personal theory is that she no longer has cancer, but she has been confirmed with having the beetus.
Please have beetus
 
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What? I don’t care how bad you are grieving, you don’t get to do this. You don’t answer a question that is going to be seen by potentially thousands of people about your ex-girlfriend’s mother and say how she died. If Destiny had any sense in her head, she would never talk to Amber again and disappear entirely (she won’t, but she should).
 
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What? I don’t care how bad you are grieving, you don’t get to do this. You don’t answer a question that is going to be seen by potentially thousands of people about your ex-girlfriend’s mother and say how she died. If Destiny had any sense in her head, she would never talk to Amber again and disappear entirely (she won’t, but she should).

Wow... Get the fuck off Twitter Amber. Right the fuck NOW.

Someone needs to get hold of those pills (just dunno who?!?!) and let our Gorl catch some sleep, to quote our Canadian friend ‘she BEEZIN’.
 
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What? I don’t care how bad you are grieving, you don’t get to do this. You don’t answer a question that is going to be seen by potentially thousands of people about your ex-girlfriend’s mother and say how she died. If Destiny had any sense in her head, she would never talk to Amber again and disappear entirely (she won’t, but she should).
The family even went out of their way to say she was battling a long illness and she just blurts this
 
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