🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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oh no lmao ralph come on dude
 
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adezero said:
Hello, yes. I heard there was some autistic speculation about Ethan and me, so I decided to address it.

It wasn’t a fake relationship. I met Ethan ages ago when he shared my blog post on TRR and I DM’d to thank him. We turned into good online friends, and I was close with Nora too (I’ll get to that in a minute).

Ethan was divorcing at the same time my ex and I broke up in March. We were both feeling raw, and decided to hang out. I thought it would be a short rebound, but after a week or so, he was adamant about wanting to be together.

Backing up a little bit... I knew he was talking to Faith, the greasy teenager who looks like she eats bricks for breakfast. He presented it to me like it was a silly internet fling, nothing serious. I gave it very little thought.

When we were hanging out, I noticed on his computer there were DMs from Faith. I asked if she knew I was with him. He said he’d been telling her he was with his mom, who was in the hospital (she wasn’t).

Later, when he told me he wanted to “be together”, I told him to tell the 18 year old goodbye. Instead of doing that, he went and told Nora that we were together. Nora got (rightfully) pissed - she blocked me, and I would be very surprised if she ever spoke to me again. I regret this deeply.

Side note: Ethan confessed that Nora used to have a crush on me. He laughed that he was “cucking his ex wife”.

He ultimately did break up with Faith that day. I watched him do it in DMs. I thought it was over, but obviously it wasn’t.

I broke up with him (I think end of June) because overall I was having a hard time with the relationship. I didn’t like dating an “internet famous” person, for all the reasons you can imagine. I know everyone thinks I was chasing clout, but I liked Ethan. The only reason anyone even found out that we were dating, was because he announced it on the air to win an argument with Null.

I recently found out from kiwifarms that Faith was in LA at the same time Ethan was. I confronted him on it and he admitted it, but tried to say that nothing happened. Since I’m not a complete fucking retard, I know he’s full of shit.

I don’t know what other lies he’s told to Faith - but she definitely knew we were together when they were in LA. We were still public about it.

I don’t hate Ethan, but I wanted to get this off my chest because I am actually pretty angry, and people have been asking. I think it’s only fair that I get to clear up my side of things, so here we are.

Also, my big titty friend says hi.
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In your time together did Ralph ever once mention or say anything kind about gator, whose clearly his only friend/cult victim?
 
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Carrion said:
idk about all the xander lore but bitwave runs better then that chinese bot farm dlive, i like the adult swim aesthetic of the site and i like all the features in the chat not having to sign in to chat is nice.

if xander wants to mine a little bit of bitcoin using my computer he can
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Sticker spam and retards made it suck dick, at least the mirror on YouTube solved that.
 
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Superman93 said:
First of all, welcome to the Farms and enjoy your stay. I have a few questions for you if you don't mind me asking.

1. Did you actually have sex with Ethan? I find it extremely hard to believe you had the ability to get anything going with his fat gunt in the way. Not to mentioned he has a small penis.
2. Do you know anything more about the Dynamic him and Nora had?
3. Have seen Ethan Ralph take any drugs of any variety?
4. Was Nora actually Bi-sexual or was that just some running gag?
5. Can you confirm Ralph is a serial false flagger on youtube and or other media sites?
6. The most important question IMO: Can you get you Big Titty friend to draw the kiwi farms logo on her tit?
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I don’t want to talk too much about my private life, and I respect Nora too much to get into hers.

I don’t know if Ralph flags or not, I don’t really care.

I can answer your most important question though:
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