🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Yaniv’s Hairy Balls said:
Am I missing something? Did he finally embrace his “gunt” bullshit? When I went to the shop you linked it had killstream merch and this shirt View attachment 1494821
In the process of archiving it but it doesn’t exactly look like something Ralph would sell. Rate me dumb or late tho, I’m not on the up and up with all this. I just got interested through the simpspiricy and all that drama.
(http://archive.md/StY4H jic ppl are having issues with accessing the site still)

merit: could he be using that short as “proof” for dlive to take down all those other shows with “gunt” in the name? That they’re impersonating his show or something?
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He has grudgingly come to accept it. He had no choice, even his most loyal paypigs wouldn't let it rest. You can tell it still makes him seethe whenever he says it though.
 
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Yaniv’s Hairy Balls said:
Oh for sure, but it says “the gunt show” on it. There’s a plain dick show knock off, but I always thought the whole “gunt” thing enraged Ralph? I know he’s sucking off Dax, even a Johnny come lately like me can see that lol.

@Curious Addie thank you! I wasn’t sure if it was someone fucking with the site (and this him) or what. As I understood it you just didn’t say it around him if you were one of his sycophants, otherwise you’d get a recording of you sobbing over your wife’s miscarriage played for the autists.
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You've probably hit upon how to tell when Dax has severed his gunt ties, considering that both parties will want to keep quiet about it: when that shirt is removed from the store
 
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As I was working of a python script to automatically download and archive ralphs storyfire videos I came across this nugget of information.

You can see who tips for storyfire videos
Storyfire JSON (you need to be autistic to read this or use a formatter) | Archive
If you take a look this piece of json
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Youll see this
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these are the UIDs of ralphs paypigs
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link | archive
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link | Archive

once we can learn what the value of 10 storyfire currencies are we can learn how much he makes
he has not been tipped on his other 3 videos.

For the other archivists here, Storyfire hosts on vimeo so its trivial to get youtubedl to download the m3u8 stream shown in the json above.
 
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Dell Conagher said:
As I was working of a python script to automatically download and archive ralphs storyfire videos I came across this nugget of information.

You can see who tips for storyfire videos
Storyfire JSON (you need to be autistic to read this or use a formatter) | Archive
If you take a look this piece of json
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Youll see this
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these are the UIDs of ralphs paypigs
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link | archive
View attachment 1494848
link | Archive

once we can learn what the value of 10 storyfire currencies are we can learn how much he makes
he has not been tipped on his other 3 videos.

For the other archivists here, Storyfire hosts on vimeo so its trivial to get youtubedl to download the m3u8 stream shown in the json above.
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Poor Dillon Bray, he was but a paypig and now he's been thrust to the front of the line of the firing squad.
 
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Ningen said:
Got it.
So, he made 4 cents.

2 tips * 10 shitcoins each * $0.002 = 4 cents
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I found a nickel outside on the ground the other day checking the mail.

So me just leaving my home, spending no money at all, with zero equipment, and zero talent, made more money than Ethan did off his who knows how many hundredair adventuring. That's fucking sad.
 
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Ningen said:
A lemon is worth $0.012, isn't it? Anyway, the difference is negligible, especially considering Dlive takes a cut of 25% to small donations.
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No, I honestly didn't know. Every time he freaks out that they're pelting him with lemons they're slamming him with pennies. That puts a LOT of things into perspective for me.
 
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gran_autismo said:
No, I honestly didn't know. Every time he freaks out that they're pelting him with lemons they're slamming him with pennies. That puts a LOT of things into perspective for me.
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The ninjagini is the biggest donation he regularly receives and it only translates to twelve bucks before Dlive takes their cut.
 
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Ningen said:
A lemon is worth $0.012, isn't it? Anyway, the difference is negligible, especially considering Dlive takes a cut of 25% to small donations.
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Wait, so I get 88 lemons for $1.53, donate those lemons to the gunt, and the gunt cashes them in 1.06?

Yeah, I've watched the fucking lemon counter on his streams before. No way there's a $400 night hanging out in there.
 
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