Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Iron Hamster · Aug 3, 2020

Bani said:
I'm pretty sure this counts as sexual harassment and/or public indecency.

They're totally compensating and making a big show out of cybering to make up for what is actually going to be incredibly awkward and unfulfilling sex IRL (if it ever even happens at all.) It's literally the kind of behavior you see from insecure highschoolers.

You want to make high schoolers not have sex, just show them these tweets. I didn't think it was possible for someone to make sex repulsive.

Pizdec · Aug 4, 2020

AnOminous said:
Troons are universally incompetent at anything remotely female. Even frat boys doing drag just as a joke do a better job.

It's made more hilarious to me cause most women I know use an epilator and not a razor for their legs, as a means of keeping their hair from growing back. Knowing Kevin is using a razor over an Epilator ether shows he's a retard.

Astro Galactic Megalul · Aug 4, 2020

hamburgerlardraid said:
That's some big talk about art coming from the dude whose drawings were considered "anti-talent" and too terrible even for the animated furry porn community. Not only is Kevvie an ambassador of vaginoplasties, but he is a connoisseur of abstract art.
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You're absolutely right, Kevryn. The Nazis would not have liked your drawings of children's cartoon characters with massive tits.

ETA: Friendly reminder of what Kevin thinks "real art" is.

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His "vagina" is abstract art

Appletuncrusader · Aug 4, 2020

ValVenus said:
This definitely wasn't the original plan, we were promised Monday!
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....I mean 'sdkjhfkjsfkljbfljbdlfslfb '
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Lol at that old man getting involved......oh wait. Of course it's another troon.

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not gonna lie, that's way worse than what I had in mind. my mistake was assuming it wouldn't be.

Cranky Hermit · Aug 4, 2020

Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Traps and femboys are generally way more feminine than MTF troons despite not alter their bodies significantly. It must really suck to be an MTF knowing that.

Traps and femboys. the ones who don't identify as trans, typically just think of themselves as performers. And like any performer who actually gives a crap will put effort into what they're doing; learn their lines, learn the dance, memorize the music, or in this case learn how to do makeup and how to style their wigs. Or at the very least bathe once in while, don't eat garbage and maybe buy decent clothes instead of Transformer toys.

Troons like Kev and Co just want the immediate satisfaction of "tell me I'm a pretty girl because it makes me horny. Also: sex." This is a weird way of putting it but it's difference between an actor putting on a female costume and an alien wearing a female skinsuit and troons are deeply bitter that people can tell. It typically sucks for the traps and femboys because the troons can whip up a Twitter mob to literally shame them for not being trans, just out of spite.

Boris Blank's glass eye · Aug 4, 2020

stupid frog said:
Fuck you all, I looked it up. Shit looks like a fishing hook. Here's how to use it.

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Source: https://www.uberkinky.co.uk/essential-guides/how-to-use-an-anal-hook.html

Way to mess your hair up even more, Kevie.
You going the Troon'ronn way? Are you going to get horns installed as well?

Bleepercheeper · Aug 4, 2020

s0mbra said:
My thoughts exactly.
Also considering he literally admits to needing a second pass??? Like how retarded are you not to be able to do it the first time? Yeah, you may miss a small patch but a whole second pass?
Pretty sure straight dudebros shaving their legs for a laugh for the first time would know wtf they are doing

I doubt kev is shaving twice for any reason other than he's a hairy manbeast, but if you want a super super smooth shave you should shave twice.
First time gets rid of (most of) the hair, some of the dead skin cells. Wash, exfoliate to remove any more dead cells, and shave again to remove any remaining hair + little bits of stubble.
Your legs will be amazingly smooth for a day or two after doing that.

tokyogucci · Aug 4, 2020

Damn it, forgot timezones exist. *sigh*

Kevin doesn't want it, but I feel like triangle dick does, though he'll be getting off on the thought of himself. Imagine coming down from your autoerotic high and seeing that butternut squash head, lumpy body and whatever disaster is festering between his thighs. I predict another Twitter breakup.
His "horny" tweets are so revealing. He may attribute it to being a hopeless bottom uwu but the keyboard smashing just shows he has no idea how any of it works. He has/wants no agency in regards to sex; it's something done to him because he's a real woman, closing her eyes and thinking of England.
Likewise, they're roleplaying on the timeline not because they're exhibitionists but because the whole thing is a performance that's a lot less satisfying when only done between oneself and their equally deranged partner. The sex isn't for them, it's for the audience.

Cpl. Long Dong Silver · Aug 4, 2020

I'm worried troonfuck travels will turn out like DSP's bankruptcy. Lots of speculation/hype but ultimately nothing of substance.

The Final Troondown · Aug 4, 2020

Ethical Nightmare said:
Has it ever been found out how he and Kevin met? And why Penny let Kev be his submissive (or whatever the fuck their “relationship” is) and live with him? Kevin doesn’t put out, and there’s never talk of Kev sucking Penny’s girldick, he doesn’t do shit at the ranch except hoard toys and splerg on Twitter. Surely Kevin’s financial contributions can’t be that much since he’s always buying stupid crap. I’m horrified yet intrigued by this mystery.

Penny hasn't got a girldick anymore, in his transition story he mentioned getting an amhole installed

BoobWhiskers · Aug 4, 2020

WAKE THE FUCK UP KEV KEV THAT CHEESE WEDGE AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF.

Buttfuck McGee Returns · Aug 4, 2020

Captain Triangle is probably staying away because they've just seen the Amhole's 500 corrosive DPS stat.

Old Fart · Aug 4, 2020

The Final Troondown said:
Penny hasn't got a girldick anymore, in his transition story he mentioned getting an amhole installed

When or where was that? I don't recall having seen it, I was convinced Kevin was the only dickless monster at the ranch.

Itachi Uchiha · Aug 4, 2020

Couldn't tell ya.

But seriously, I really am wondering how these people are fucking each other. Have they lowered their standards so much to the point where they actually think this is attractive, or is it all an act for woke points? I like to think of it as how even the ugliest of species (like a blobfish or a molerat) will find their mates "attractive" even if to humans they all look ugly (not saying troons are a different species, but this particular bunch ehhh maybe). It might just be the whole fetish aspect. The sole fact that they're troons is hot enough for them.

Also