🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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JewBacca said:
Ralph or his child bride could make more panhandling at the corner store in the projects. Looking at the brightside, he has no bills, what with living off of mommy and all, so its 100% profit.
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She's going to die at some point though, dialysis buys you time but only so much. He's going to drink himself into disability and end up on social security like Donga.
 
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gran_autismo said:
No, I honestly didn't know. Every time he freaks out that they're pelting him with lemons they're slamming him with pennies. That puts a LOT of things into perspective for me.
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Whenever the gunt calls himself the king of the lemons or something similar, I like to imagine he's talking about being the king of cents, which makes it funnier and way more pathetic.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:

My man Ralph could live like a king on $16/hr and be home in time to do a light hearted killstream.
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I don't know why he and his friends at like working a job is beneath them/disgusting. Making streams should be a hobby for people, it shouldn't be the center of your life.

Work gives us a reason to get up in the morning, a reason to interact with humans we wouldn't normally interact with. Work is there to fund all the fun/life stuff so you can have hobbies and eventually afford a gf/family of your own. I can understand thinking it's "based" to not work when you're 20 but he's pushing 40 now and knowing he's at subsistence level on pennies is real sad.
 
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gran_autismo said:
I don't know why he and his friends at like working a job is beneath them/disgusting. Making streams should be a hobby for people, it shouldn't be the center of your life.

Work gives us a reason to get up in the morning, a reason to interact with humans we wouldn't normally interact with. Work is there to fund all the fun/life stuff so you can have hobbies and eventually afford a gf/family of your own. I can understand thinking it's "based" to not work when you're 20 but he's pushing 40 now and knowing he's at subsistence level on pennies is real sad.
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Because Ralph thinks he's a movie star and likes to make smug videos eating a 12 dollar entree with a :optimistic: 6 dollar beer.

The saddest thing about the Amazon thing is that it's still completely possible for him. Picking orders is completely doable. Amazon isn't going to bother looking for his name online and they'll let his felony go if he shows up.

He won't take a hit at all on the Killstream. He could hand all of the set up to Gator who would shit himself with delight to have a "producer" role on his show. All Ralph would have to do would be show up, hop on the mic, and talk to the guests. His pay pigs put up with all sorts of his retarded shit already, there's no reason they would stop paying. All that would happen is that Ralph would get exercise, have to cut back on drinking, and make an extra $31,200 a year.

There Ralph, there's my nice guy advice for you.
 
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My man Ralph could live like a king on $16/hr and be home in time to do a light hearted killstream.
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Amazon probably doesn't hire convicted felons but your point stands, he easily could find an off the books job and get a decent apartment in his area. Being 35 and leeching off your mom is almost as shameful as being 35 and grooming an emotionally unstable teenager. What a failure.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Because Ralph thinks he's a movie star and likes to make smug videos eating a 12 dollar entree with a :optimistic: 6 dollar beer.

The saddest thing about the Amazon thing is that it's still completely possible for him. Picking orders is completely doable. Amazon isn't going to bother looking for his name online and they'll let his felony go if he shows up.
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A lot of staffing agencies will overlook a felony as long as it's not theft-related as well. They just want bodies at this point; a lot of people are refusing to work because they're getting those sweet plaguebux on UE and I know Amazon will take ANYONE at this point (sans sticky fingered people), sex offenders and violent felons work these places often, they don't care.

I could see Ralph being the kind of sped that's good at running forklifts all day, as much repetitive bullshit and autism as he's got built up inside him. Forklift ops make way more than your average GL and there wouldn't be any running up stairs to get someone their airpod case or anything.

This is a genuine question though: has Ralph EVER had a job? He's never talked about working, it seems like he's lived off his mother or egrifting his entire life.
 
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