Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[skellig58]

Lol. 1920's Cunty and Peetz... The Great Fatsby.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I surely doubt she has read The Great Gatsby (any "honours English major" or even high school grad can't escape that one, but I bet she somehow has...)

The Great Gatsby isn't on the Canadian high school curriculum? It wasn't in mine, anyways.

Chantal playing dress-up has some potential though. I wonder if the flapper headband will fit on her bloated head? Will it rub off some of her remaining hairs? Will the loose swinging pearls get mooshed under the chin waddles? Only time will tell.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

Drinking one green juice doesn't erase 4,000 calories of Burger King, meathead.

 

[RamzaTheon]

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Drinking one green juice doesn't erase 4,000 calories of Burger King, meathead.

Is she chugging that crap right after the binge just to add in some more sugar and calories??

 

[Smoovy Jay]

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Drinking one green juice doesn't erase 4,000 calories of Burger King, meathead.

“We?????” Bitch, fuck off, no one eats like you.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

I'd say MREs would be more entertaining.

She could inhale a

Something noodle based as it'll be easy to make let's goto google and sear....DEAR SWEET JESUS I FOUND CHINNYS OUTFIT:

How To Throw a 1920s Party: Colors, Food, Drink, & Music

Ideas for hosting a 1920s-themed party including color, theme, food, drinks, and music.

chrystinanoel.com

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If our Chinzilla dressed up like the above (she's got the cig holder) the rest isn't far behind and then we got the menu:

• Deviled eggs
• Shrimp cocktail
• Oysters Rockefeller
• Cheese platters
• Olive platters
• Mixed nuts

Ok all of that is what Chin and Tonic is going to put ONTOP of a meal, not enough. Next search:

Vintage Recipes from the '20s Worth Trying Today

These vintage recipes for oysters Rockefeller, finger sandwiches, strawberry Charlottes and more will transport you back in time.

www.tasteofhome.com

Pastries? Out Baked goods? Besides her and Peety Whizzleteats? So out. Deserts? Does it come in a box? This bitch doesn't bake come on now.

Options are food that can be thrown in a slow cooker or a pot with barely any recipe and so simple a mongoloid could do it.

Slow-Cooked Chicken a la King - Rice, chicken, peas, and bacon. Easy
Derby Hot Browns - Turkey and Cheese on toast. Simple
Hearty Manhattan Clam Chowder - Tomato soup+veggies+clam of can. Even she can't fuck that up
Authentic German Potato Salad - Difficulty: Requires prep work. Chance of happening, low

All in all the chance of her making something out of the 1920s will revolve around her utterly abysmal cooking skills and if she can find it in a can or a box.

That woman is svelte in comparison to our dear Chantal. I'm so looking forward to the monstrosity she comes up with.

 

[Itspinklava]

The only flapper Chinny has ever encountered is her lower stomach when she waddles.
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There isn't a big enough for this.
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The usual suspects: feeders and speds.
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Hopefully her mention of a speakeasy means that she’s be drinking some cocktails and smoking cigarettes with the Amazon plastic cigarette holder in the new video (unless that’s a magic wand in the bag?)

 

[kebab4you]

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Drinking one green juice doesn't erase 4,000 calories of Burger King, meathead.

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[draculasestateagent]

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Drinking one green juice doesn't erase 4,000 calories of Burger King, meathead.

This isn’t very fat acceptance of you chantal, a proud fat girl would devour her Burger King and give no fucks about the calories or nutrients! Bless her heart she’s still trying to do mukbangs and be a sexy skinny influencer at the same time.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

Th

Ole Clotso is in rare form this week.

Figures that she would take the least-viewed eating episode of the year and deem it worthy of a sequel. And shrewd she is; I know a lot of haydurs will be tuning in to this one. Who can resist?

Of course she'd look moronic in a flapper dress, imagining for a moment that one existed in her size. She looks moronic in anything. But she'll especially look moronic in whatever Torrid tent she repurposes as a flapper dress.

Ignoramus that she is, we can trust that anything about the 1920's she tells us will be cartoonish at best; I doubt she knows what a flapper even is, I surely doubt she has read The Great Gatsby (any "honours English major" or even high school grad can't escape that one, but I bet she somehow has...), she has no clue as to what appliances a kitchen had in the 1920's or what was in the pantry. Fuggedaboud any sociological insight, although she will probably tell us women and fat people had it hard back then. All the while breaking her sentences up a dozen times for nyom nyom nyom.

Peetz may drop by and say something asinine as well.

There isn't much she knows how to cook, especially since everything must be baked on a cookie sheet in the oven until it is charred on the outside. Meatloaf is out of the way, her ignorant "authentic pass-ta and meatballs" are too...ethnic, I guess. That pretty much runs the gamut. Too bad she doesn't know how to make Canadian flapper pie (it is a thing); it looks pretty tasty and fattening. 1920's chicken baked wings perhaps? Gatsby would shudder...

I love it. This is when we get to see Clotso, mad genius video star, at her craziest. This is what led to the cheese cemetery. The chances of her producing enduring, classic lulz are pretty high...

...although if anyone can fuck it up and turn it just into something intensely boring and moderately annoying she can. But it is the unhinged possibilities in the air that get me high during these brief spells.

The Supersizers eat the 20s featured a Boeuf Bourguignon how do I end this font? Oh well. But, as I was saying, Chantal did a French beef stew video (with a expensive piece of beef meant for roasting, not stew) so she can do that again? I'm curious to see what she will come up with, vintage cuisine is interesting to me. Oh and to see her blow out a flapper shift dress. Can't wait!

 

[Captain Ahab]

I’m just here to remember y’all someone once told Chantal she looks like Monica Bellucci.

I’m still trying to get over that one and it’s been like 2 years (and 80lbs ago).

This just shows how dumb she is. If she were that attractive, she wouldn’t be able to go outside without getting hit on by random dudes. The fact that she doesn’t and has been single for months, should prove to her that she’s not. Attractive people don’t stay single for very long unless they want to. It’s funny she mentioned Monica Bellucci of all people. Bellucci starred in a movie about a gorgeous woman living a small Italian town. She couldn’t go outside without being ogled by every man and resented by every woman. Horny boys chased her to look at her ass and stole her panties. Every man who did her a favor expected sexual favors in return, sounds familiar, Chin Chin? Methinks not.

The only major recent interaction with people in public I can think of of the top of my head is when a bunch of French-speaking people laughed at her and called her enormous. She was butthurt for days after that.

 

[ethical]

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half the point of eating vegetables, especially for fatasses trying to lose weight, is that they have a lot of fiber, which makes you feel full and stay full. you won't find any fiber in that drink.

clotso really does have a toddler-level understanding of nutrition

 

[Strine]

I'm curious to see what she will come up with, vintage cuisine is interesting to me.

What she'll come up with is a contorted explanation about how they had burgers in the 1920s so she's allowed to eat the Arby's she'll be smearing all over her art deco flapper muumuu.

By the way, she's still meant to be eating almost zero carbs because she had that beetus scare. Her beetus diet lasted about a day. Fat-for-brains over here is just going to ignore beetus and hope for the best. Her doctor must love her.

 

[Profound Retardation]

Chantal looks more like a flubber than a flapper

 

[Who Now]

Drinking one green juice doesn't erase 4,000 calories of Burger King, meathead.

Uh oh. We rounding a corner in the cycle? Vegan? "intuitive"? Ghost? Octavia? What shall it be?

She better be doing party food if she is going to be a flapper. If she wants to do a typical housewife in the 20s, here ya go chins:

 

[Ann Berlin]

In ROAD TRIP BURGER KING MUKBANG she admits she doesn't know how to activate her windshield wipers beyond one quick swipe. "I should probably learn buuuut it's hard for me, teehee"
Jesus christ this woman is going to crash during a sudden rainstorm and it will be messy.
edit: oh wait no one posted yet?

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

What she'll come up with is a contorted explanation about how they had burgers in the 1920s so she's allowed to eat the Arby's she'll be smearing all over her art deco flapper muumuu.

By the way, she's still meant to be eating almost zero carbs because she had that beetus scare. Her beetus diet lasted about a day. Fat-for-brains over here is just going to ignore beetus and hope for the best. Her doctor must love her.

What beetus?! The hospital said she's beetus free....yeah only Chantal believes that. Oh she's playing with fire. Oh bless whatever fringed dress she wedges herself into. It's true that the look was "built like a board" and I'm excited to see what she comes up with. Will she dance the Charleston for us? Hehehe

 

[Fascist Ferret]

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As if eating healthier food negates the shitty food?

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[inquizadoor]

I doubt she'll do a full costume, I bet the headband and whatever dress she already has that still fits will be it.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

I doubt she'll do a full costume, I bet the headband and whatever dress she already has that still fits will be it.

She’s so lazy, I agree. And there’s a huge chance she just won’t do it.