You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

How Sega didn't release their fucking first-party Dreamcast light gun in America thanks to those colorado kids having their epic gamer moment, and forcing everyone to use a fucking MAD CATZ gun instead. Way to make Columbine even more of a tragedy. Who the fuck region locks controllers?????
 
How Sega didn't release their fucking first-party Dreamcast light gun in America thanks to those colorado kids having their epic gamer moment, and forcing everyone to use a fucking MAD CATZ gun instead. Way to make Columbine even more of a tragedy. Who the fuck region locks controllers?????

eh? I've got a North America-model Sega-branded Dreamcast light gun. Mind you I live in Canada. Ironic that real handguns are heavily restricted here but a lightgun taken off the market in the states is just fine. :\
 
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Incompetent coworkers.
When someone transfer over a call to me I excepted one thing only: that I actually get the call. Even then, some people fucked it up. It doesn't take rocket science to do that and somehow, idiots still manged to do it.
I can understand if you are new to the company but this person has worked for around a year here.
 
Incompetent coworkers.
When someone transfer over a call to me I excepted one thing only: that I actually get the call. Even then, some people fucked it up. It doesn't take rocket science to do that and somehow, idiots still manged to do it.
I can understand if you are new to the company but this person has worked for around a year here.
I hear that, the only thing I liked about having to work from home because of the 'rona is that it confirmed my suspicion that I waste half my working hours just going around fixing other people's mistakes. I would always finish my assigned workload in 3 and a half to 4 hours when I was working from home.
 
I really hope Rona popularizes telecommuting long-term. Only worthless barnacles benefit from offices if they have jobs that can be accomplished just as well from home.

And, more importantly, less traffic for me to worry about.
 
So the TV in the breakroom plays these commercials for a food delivery service, I think it's door dash.
The commercials portray men trying to cook as incompetent idiots who can't do anything right, so their smug bitch of a Gf decides to door dash the food and crisis averted.
It gets worse when one of the new commericials where a family is celebreating because they don't have to cook ever again because of doordash, like what the fuck? cooking isn't that hard and delivery service costs stack up over time, it's not that hard to just make burgers for everyone, god damn I hate those commercials and how it encourages dependence on corporations
 
So the TV in the breakroom plays these commercials for a food delivery service, I think it's door dash.
The commercials portray men trying to cook as incompetent idiots who can't do anything right, so their smug bitch of a Gf decides to door dash the food and crisis averted.
It gets worse when one of the new commericials where a family is celebreating because they don't have to cook ever again because of doordash, like what the fuck? cooking isn't that hard and delivery service costs stack up over time, it's not that hard to just make burgers for everyone, god damn I hate those commercials and how it encourages dependence on corporations

Naturally I assume the men trying to cook and failing are white and a diverse and/or strong independent womyn GF shows them by ordering food produced by a major corporation.
 
Faggots born in 2002 insistent they're in the exact same subgeneration as 1997-2001. Those niggers didn't even have a high school graduation and still insisting we had exactly the same childhoods.

Also, they're 99% of people sperging about being "'00s kids" and thinking it was all Club Penguin and Phineas and Ferb when if they were just a couple years older they'd know most nine-year-olds in the late 2000's were already playing M-rated games and watching Adult Swim thanks to indifferent Gen X parents. The Simpsons Movie came out right before I started second grade with my fellow seven-year-old late '99-mid '00 classmates and I honestly can't remember who didn't see it in theaters.
That makes me a bit nostalgic, remember back in the late 2000's - earlt 2010's when kids born in 97-99 insisted they were 90's kids? they'll eventually get their own identity and tell the kids born in 2009 that they're not 2010 kids.
Naturally I assume the men trying to cook and failing are white and a diverse and/or strong independent womyn GF shows them by ordering food produced by a major corporation.
Yes, although there was an exception where it was an all black couple.

Edit, I found some of the commercials I was talking about
 
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Naturally I assume the men trying to cook and failing are white and a diverse and/or strong independent womyn GF shows them by ordering food produced by a major corporation.

Half-black woman with frizzy hair who probably acted in a McDonald's commercial a few years back: "What are you doing? Don't you know your favorite restaurants now deliver with DoorDash?"

"Duhhh, DoorDash, what's that?"

"Here," she scoffs, handing him the phone with DoorDash pulled up. "It has hundreds of great local restaurants, and there's no delivery fee on the first order!"

"Wow!" he says, appearing genuinely impressed.

She laughs, rolls her eyes, and walks away in a sassy, empowered manner.
 
I know trolls and trolling are part of life on the internet but there are times where it stops being funny and crosses the line into fucked up. A good example I can think of here is this user (forget his actual name) started a thread under food that was literally just ."I'ma eat the booty like groceries." Over and over again and their avatar pic was just someones shitty butthole with eyes drawn on the cheeks.

Another example I heard through the grapevine happened on fimfiction of all places. Where someone started thread after thread that had the headline "I have an idea for a picture prompt." And when the users opened it said images ranged from gross fetish art to pictures of some pretty fucked up stuff. I'm not gonna say of what but let's just say when bronies of all people are freaked out over what they see, then maybe trolling has gone just a bit too far.
 
People who eat loudly, forget to close doors, forget to put the cap back on drink bottles, intend to turn and drive slowly but don't have their blinker on, hamfistedly slam things around when cleaning or looking for something, pee on the seat, and step on the back of my flipflops when I'm starting a step and it stretches the fabric that holds the flipflop on my foot.
 
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