🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[AgriDrThunder]

The gunt sweeps at midnight. Execute plan omega.

The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. I repeat, the chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Me and the boys false flagging @theralph

 

[MeltyTW]

Me and the boys false flagging @theralph
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"i flagged the ralph retort and id do it 10 times over" - everyone

 

[soy_king]

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And a template!
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gotta make Ralph fatter

 

[ClipBitch]

Both of these were drawn by children. Can you guess which was done by Faith?

 

[AgriDrThunder]

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Both of these were drawn by children. Can you guess which was done by Faith?

The first one?

 

[Freeman]

Me and the boys false flagging @theralph
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The world's first 100% verified heterosexual op.

 

[Sasquatch82]

Tonight's Killstream is going to be a hell of a show. Ralph's already wasted and furious.
He can't get publically angry at Ade over last night, so it's all eyes on our boy Josh.

The totem of Ralph's small-dicked vexations.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Tonight's Killstream is going to be a hell show. Ralph's already wasted and furious.
He can't get publically angry at Ade over last night, so it's all eyes on our boy Josh.

The totem of Ralph's small-dicked vexations.

If Ralph fucked Ade because Nora had a crush on her and he wanted to cuck her, and then Ade ran to @Null to tattle on Ralph, does that mean Jersh cucked Ralph?

 

[LaurenLauren]

If Ralph fucked Ade because Nora had a crush on her and he wanted to cuck her, and then Ade ran to @Null to tattle on Ralph, does that mean Jersh cucked Ralph?

It's official, Ethan Ralph was cucked by a man who can't cum.

 

[Lore Master]

I'm trying to figure out why he would trade down to Faith? Ade is much hotter. Is it just the compulsion to the age or maybe it's a control thing. He couldn't control Ade so he found a borderline retarded 17 yo about to turn 18 and went with that instead?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I was watching PO and noticed something about Ralph's storyfire videos. He really likes bringing up that he's dating a zoomer. He doesn't mention any of her other qualities, just her age. It's a fetish.

 

[Crystal Golem]

If Ralph fucked Ade because Nora had a crush on her and he wanted to cuck her, and then Ade ran to @Null to tattle on Ralph, does that mean Jersh cucked Ralph?

Null satisfied her more with his raw animal magnetism from halfway around the world than ralph could with his worn down eraser-tip in person.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I'm trying to figure out why he would trade down to Faith? Ade is much hotter. Is it just the compulsion to the age or maybe it's a control thing. He couldn't control Ade so he found a borderline retarded 17 yo about to turn 18 and went with that instead?

The going lore is that he fucked around on Nora all the time but she was an ocean away and either didn't know or couldn't catch him in the act. Some believe that Ade found out about him fucking around with Art Period and dumped him, but was graceful enough not to out him publicly for being a dick.

He may have never intended to make Faith anything more than his side piece, but after Ade left the abyss within himself grew too much to bear so he had to fill the hole somehow. And that's the story of how Faith got her very first plane ride!

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

The going lore is that he fucked around on Nora all the time but she was an ocean away and either didn't know or couldn't catch him in the act. Some believe that Ade found out about him fucking around with Art Period and dumped him, but was graceful enough not to out him publicly for being a dick.

He may have never intended to make Faith anything more than his side piece, but after Ade left the abyss within himself grew too much to bare so he had to fill the hole somehow. And that's the story of how Faith got her very first plane ride!

I wonder if the pilots let her visit the cockpit? Maybe she got one of those little wing pins too!

 

[GameDevAnon]

@Jester69 just offered to get gay married to Josh on his stream.
I say Do It, Josh. Get that Norwegian citizenship and get the fuck out of Prague (or whatever EE shithole you're in right now).

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I wonder if the pilots let her visit the cockpit? Maybe she got one of those little wing pins too!

I'm sure an airline hostess held her hand the whole ride! They're always so kind and accommodating to children that fly alone, they really go above and beyond.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

@Jester69 just offered to get gay married to Josh on his stream.
I say Do It, Josh. Get that Norwegian citizenship and get the fuck out of Prague (or whatever EE shithole you're in right now).

Josh, will you please invite everybody in this thread to the wedding?

 

[Ol' Slag]

So, is the Dlive administration fair game?

 

[Toast Sandwich]

No, Ralph knows exactly what he's doing and he's actually pretty good at it. He's getting ahead of the story and spinning it in his favor before the paypigs see it, knowing that they will literally ignore any evidence they see if they hear Ralph's "side" of the story first.
Ralph is the fat alcoholic male version of an ex-girlfriend with Borderline Personality Disorder.



Just think: All of this started over a lame joke about harvesting corn. What a fucking world.

Everybody needs to get this. Ralph doesn't misunderstand a single thing being said here, because that'd imply that an understanding of what his detractors are saying could even matter to him. He's a failed tabloid writer. All he's worried about is finding an angle that he can sell to his drooling low-IQ supporters.