Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[SnarkySperg]

I'm pretty sure she couldn't wear that ringpop

Looks like it's on her pinky. I'm sure we all know the size of a RingPop. Imagine not being able to fit any finger into it but your pinky.

 

[Constellationzero]

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Wtf is this expression? She looks so freaking ugly. No one wears full drag makeup while moo-ddling athletic wear. Maybe the clothes are so tight it hurts to breathe.

Spoiler: Same energy

 

[JambledUpWords]

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[Salubrious]

I didn't see this posted. I found this because Yahoo did their typical "just blatantly steal an article from another partnered website" thing and went to the source.

Tess Holliday: 'Women Are Not Rehab Centers For Men'

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Tess Holliday: ‘Women Are Not Rehab Centers For Men’

Tess Holliday shares she’s been single for a year in a new Instagram post that will make you say, “PREACCHHH”

If you’re in a relationship with a man or have ever been in a relationship with a man (especially a cishet one), then you’re gonna want to listen up with Tess Holliday‘s latest Instagram post. Because it doesn’t matter how functional our relationships with men are, 1.) They probably weren’t always, and 2.) We’ve all dated a trashbag at one point or another. Basically, her latest post should be required reading.

Over the weekend, Holliday, a mom, model, and fabulous social media presence everyone should be following, announced that she was officially single and had been for a year.

She didn’t elaborate on whether she was officially divorced from husband Nick Holliday, but she basically said she felt ready to share the news with the world after adjusting to her new personal and family life on her own. In her most recent Instagram post, she said she knew the news would garner a surprising reaction from her fans.

“I obviously know that I’m a public figure, & y’all see what I choose to share, which isn’t always indicative of real life. So I understand that to some of you, it was a shock,” she writes.

“I’m always honest & transparent with y’all, but at the end of the day, I’m a human being, & deserving of respect,” she explained. “Even though I got overwhelming support that day, there were still a lot of people that said pretty hurtful, judgemental, & unfair things, and I’m not going to lie, some of them really got to me. So I snapped these photos that evening, for just myself, because I wasn’t feeling my best, but now I want to share them.”

She further explained she’s a “fat, queer, single working mom” and is taking time to find herself and figure out who she is and what she wants now that she’s single after seven years. But here’s the kicker of the entire post: “I stand by what I said, women shouldn’t be responsible for rehabilitating men.”

WHEW. YES. YES. YES.

She mentioned a few Instagram accounts that center on female empowerment, and credited their nuggets of wisdom for helping her get through the past year. She also highlighted what emotional manipulation looks like on her Twitter account, posted the same day she announced she was officially single.

How many of us can relate to this? Whether we dumped them or married them, how many of us can say we feel like the men we’ve let into our lives have become “better” because of us? Think about the emotional labor we’ve had to endure just to make some men become more acceptable human beings. Why does this fall on the shoulders of the women they date? Why do we feel we have to undo an entire lifetime of crap behavior? There is such a difference between growing with someone and rehabilitating someone, and Tess Holliday f*cking nails it.

Because she undoubtedly received criticism for separating from her husband because children are involved (ah, the sexism is ripe even in 2020), she doubled down on her newly empowered stance in her latest Instagram post:

“Women often get blamed for not doing ‘enough’ to ‘save’ their relationships. Guess what? We don’t have to carry that. We are only responsible for ourselves and our actions. I feel more empowered & happier than ever, & only got to this place by fully understanding my own worth.”

 

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The 'repeating a sentence over and over again' meme that started over tumblr years ago has only become creepier and more "thoughtcrime" (for lack of a less cringey term) over time. Why does she care how to identify a black person anyway? It's not like she interacts with any ever.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Maybe it's just me but a ring pop doesn't equate to fierce for me

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

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So Tubby Tess talks about yet another BFF and has a post that says “Have the courage to be disliked” yet wrote a rambling cry yesterday or the day before about how negative feedback about posting her fat ass while wearing a hoodie caused her to get down.

She’s not only every cliche, she’s extremely repetitive about the garbage she posts. I don’t think she’s actually capable of having an independent thought.

 

[Water-T]

Notice how Tess keeps doing the "one leg in front of the other" pose in an attempt to look slimmer.

All it does is emphasize her manatee figure.

 

[HexBawxUno]

Noticed yesterday's Fabletics post was their collection with Madelaine Petsch. Tess probably thinks she's a bigger version of her, with the red hair (obviously dyed in Tess's case), brown eyes, full lips, and the attitude like Mads's character Cheryl Blossom on Riverdale. (Not to mention Cheryl is lesbian and Tess claims to be queer.)

 

[Cheesegirl78]

All I noticed from her pictures is the horrific splayed toes, and Dolly looks like she's sneering at Tess.

 

[Water-T]

I just noticed something. Here, Tess' top is a basic U neckline. But then....

...it has this weird thing going on as if one of the shoulder straps ripped from the strain of containing so much fupa and udders, and Tess pretended it was a new neckline. If you look close her neckhole looks kind of ragged, not clean.

Once again, an example of Tess being too fucking fat for the clothes she's sent to model, resulting her her having to use tricks to hide it, like when she couldn't zip up a jacket (much less put it on) and tried to pass it off like it was supposed to prevent her arms from moving.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I just noticed something. Here, Tess' top is a basic U neckline. But then....



...it has this weird thing going on as if one of the shoulder straps ripped from the strain of containing so much fupa and udders, and Tess pretended it was a new neckline. If you look close her neckhole looks kind of ragged, not clean.

Once again, an example of Tess being too fucking fat for the clothes she's sent to model, resulting her her having to use tricks to hide it, like when she couldn't zip up a jacket (much less put it on) and tried to pass it off like it was supposed to prevent her arms from moving.

She's wearing a different top in the second pic--one that has a ruffle on the visible shoulder strap, and possibly no shoulder strap at all on the side concealed by her phone. And if that's the case, she barely would have been able to keep the strapless side up in order to model it; it's too small as it is, and rhe weight of her udders would have made it fall down.

ETA: Never mind; your second pic didn't load before, so I just assumed you were asking about the different top she wore in the last of that series of pics, and didn't remark upon. My bad.

 

[bloomingcactus]

It has this weird thing going on as if one of the shoulder straps ripped from the strain of containing so much fupa and udders, and Tess pretended it was a new neckline. If you look close her neckhole looks kind of ragged, not clean.

That is actually the style, it's fabletics trying to come up with a new "style" of sports bra.

 

[OttoWest]

I just noticed something. Here, Tess' top is a basic U neckline. But then....



...it has this weird thing going on as if one of the shoulder straps ripped from the strain of containing so much fupa and udders, and Tess pretended it was a new neckline. If you look close her neckhole looks kind of ragged, not clean.

Once again, an example of Tess being too fucking fat for the clothes she's sent to model, resulting her her having to use tricks to hide it, like when she couldn't zip up a jacket (much less put it on) and tried to pass it off like it was supposed to prevent her arms from moving.

Nah, it’s just a weird design element:

 

[Gay Mouth]

Twinsiessssss

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

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Imagine making the clothing you wear look like shit and still having the audacity to call yourself a model.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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Seeing a garment on Tess, alongside a pic of the same garment, on a real model, showing how it's intended to fit, never fails to amuse the shit out of me.

 

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[DefCon Dumb]

Death fats & "sports" clothing - I don't get it. Many of them are happy to post selfies of themselves wearing fashionable sports gear & are constantly getting new stuff & making it sound as if women are constantly buying new fitness kit. Most people I know who work out, 'downcycle' older & faded clothing that's till comfy to wear when they're running or working out. Those who tend to buy nicer stuff? After it's been worn, sweated in & washed a few times, it LOOKS as though the wearer works our when obviously, the death fats don't.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

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You first, Tess, you first.

We all know damn well how much she would screech if a third of what she makes from Flabletics went to paying reparations, on top of taxes.