DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SPhobos]

Stalled and stalled until overlapping tips from retarded whales rolled in as every single wheelchair tried to be the Saviour of the Streak. I'm fine with these fucking morons losing their disability checks, and the vest streak itself continued to highlight how much of a shameless beggar the pig is. Coupled with how he has to stop the game to manually count up and change the tips and bits total there isn't another stream out there that revolves so blatantly around money than Phil's shitshow.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Phil: "I can't do this every night"

Of course you can! As long as you don't make the vest goal, you'll keep going into OT. Kat is only working that night if it means you have to stall and if you get it early, then you have to go because she's home.

EDIT: Of course he gives a vague non-answer when asked which days he can go into OT because of Kat's "work schedule"

EDIT 2: Obligatory Delrich post

Spoiler

EDIT 3; Delrich has been acknowledged by his Goutlord with a "Good Night Delrich"

 

[tzgnilki]

"if khet was home, that wiuld be the end of the vest streak"

setting up to blame khet for the wheelchair streak ending, i'm not surprised

 

[DZoomer]

The vest streak will probably reach 1000. Phil has already shown that he cares little for how legitimate the streak is. With the amount of charge backs he's been getting, it's fair to say that this streak has ended a long time ago.

As long as he is willing to keep going overtime to beg more, the streak will never end. I personally predict it will only end if Phil does something stupid like antagonizing his whales, which is unlikely.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Phil: "I can't do this every night"

Of course you can! As long as you don't make the vest goal, you'll keep going into OT. Kat is only working that night if it means you have to stall and if you get it early, then you have to go because she's home.

EDIT: Of course he gives a vague non-answer when asked which days he can go into OT because of Kat's "work schedule"

He said he couldn't do it on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday nights. Remember this.

 

[SPhobos]

The vest streak will probably reach 1000. Phil has already shown that he cares little for how legitimate the streak is. With the amount of charge backs he's been getting, it's fair to say that this streak has ended a long time ago.

As long as he is willing to keep going overtime to beg more, the streak will never end. I personally predict it will only end if Phil does something stupid like antagonizing his whales, which is unlikely.

The stream didn't even hit 100 before it ended, it was over in the 70s when his dumb ass counted the total up wrong.

 

[Gramh]

The stream didn't even hit 100 before it ended, it was over in the 70s when his dumb ass counted the total up wrong.

Wrong! He would have gone into double sudden death super overtime to shake that $9 out of his whales. DEBUNKED.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I look forward to the lowlights of the eternal beggar dragging on the stream to promote his artificial vest streak. From the miscounted tips to the convenient OT to the chargebacks, this vest streak is as fake as Phil himself or Boogie's teeth.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I love how the last thing Phil decides to do while in OT is to fight the boss........annnnddddd it's a puzzle boss

EDIT:

is this the longest over-time?

Yes, this has to be the longest OT. He went over an hour into it

EDIT 2: He clocked out at 10:24 PM his time

 

[Iron Father]

So I've had this question for awhile.

Do people give dsp all this attention cause they hate him? he's sounding like the biggest asshole on the web.

I just don't get the internets obsession with DSP. Whats the appeal of this cow?

I'm a simple man, the combination of alcoholic clownery, being the biggest scrub at gaming ever and an iron-clad inability to take any responsibility or blame for his own fuck-ups drew me in to begin with.

Now that he's become an uneventful boring boomer, I would say his entertainment value is more subtle and often based on repetitious elements. This works for me because most lolcows don't drop entertaining atom bombs every day, week or even month, whereas DSP craps out just enough retardation to make for daily entertainment that's pretty easy to keep up with.

Overall the thing I find appealing about him as a lolcow is his zero self-awareness. This is a man who has called people ugly over the years, mocked other peoples voices over the years, constantly talks about how mature he is and how immature everybody else is, how jealous and buttmad everybody else is (meanwhile he bans his viewers for going to detractor streams and reads this very forum... hi Phil), can't perform basic functions IRL (cup noodles, washing machine, car oil changing, anything to do with streaming), hints constantly about money and throws endless fundraising events while vehemently denying he's a beggar (even though he once said Twitch's business model is based off of begging so even by his own standards he's a beggar)...

Once you get beyond the neon flashing lolcow sign there's actually a landslide of shit to consider.

 

[hidden_is_back]

I love how the last thing Phil decides to do while in OT is to fight the boss........annnnddddd it's a puzzle boss

EDIT:

Yes, this has to be the longest OT. He went over an hour into it

EDIT 2: He clocked out at 10:24 PM his time

I think he went 1 hour OT to finish Final Fantasy VI. IIRC during that OT only one person donated a dollar but that was before the vest streak.

 

[Schmeckel]

So I've had this question for awhile.

Do people give dsp all this attention cause they hate him? he's sounding like the biggest asshole on the web.

I just don't get the internets obsession with DSP. Whats the appeal of this cow?

I don't necessarily think that too many people here out and out HATE Phil so much as they scratch their heads and think "how the fuck has he lasted so long?"

He himself is not entertaining. He's not good at a game series. He's an awful person overall. His shtreems are the equivalent of Best Korean bullshit. And yet.... Whales show up and shower him with coin.

Don't mistake that with jealousy. I'm sure I'm in the majority in finding such behavior as a curiosity at most. His abhorrent personality towards...fucking everything, really... Is a complete anomaly. If you went into your closest grocery store, and were treated the way Phil treats his viewers, you'd find a new place to shop at. Period. Unless they've got the best fucking strawberries, you're getting your tomatoes somewhere else.

I feel that a lot of the flak that Phil gets isn't totally because he's a complete asshole... It's because there is a sect of people that support this kind of person. I get his mom throwing him some money now and then. But a bunch of dipshits on the internet that @Nigel of Ukip hasnt found yet? It's absolute lunacy.

But, at the end of the day, anyone following this shit gets to laugh at the exploits and vests of phil.

 

[Brother Wind]

So I've had this question for awhile.

Do people give dsp all this attention cause they hate him? he's sounding like the biggest asshole on the web.

I just don't get the internets obsession with DSP. Whats the appeal of this cow?

I rarely hate Phil.

I think he's a fascinating human because he's almost as pure id as one can be without like murder or rape. He just says whatever stupid shit comes to mind. He treats people like he is the center of the world. And while he pays for it in being stuck in a miserable spot. He can put some kind of food on the table. Keep a roof over his head. I find that endlessly fascinating. Like just imagine acting like Phil. For a day. Belch when ever you damn well please. Annoy your customers by giving them the absolute worst service you can muster. Threaten to slap a child. Not to say anything of the way he spends money and then begs for more.

Who hasn't ever wanted to do that? That screaming kid at the grocery store? That dickhead customer? But you don't, because you have a little respect for yourself. Like even the slightest bit of respect for yourself and you wouldn't conduct yourself like Phil. Most people couldn't even beg like DSP does, much else the rest of it. And that's just his career. And even if you had to resort to begging, you wouldn't conduct yourself like that. All said here is Phil, placed here by some whimsical god. Strung along in some pittance of survival but as an example to the rest of the world like some sort of odd fable. Where the moral is giving up on your self respect will give you a way to find comfort in life, but at what cost?

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

So I've had this question for awhile.

Do people give dsp all this attention cause they hate him? he's sounding like the biggest asshole on the web.

I just don't get the internets obsession with DSP. Whats the appeal of this cow?

I will warn all I'm a bit of a geek/weeb but anyway to me DSP is the best manga/anime adaptation I've ever laughed at; I find his nonsense and BS utterly hilarious. The ironic thing about Phil is the fact that the only entertaining thing about him isn't his "positive streams" or his "amazing gameplay" but that he is a lying, bumbling, incompetent fuck-up. I have never seen someone blatantly screw people over only to screw themself over worse.

One can break down his nonsense like story arcs: the jasper scam saga, the marriage saga, the bankruptcy saga, the DMCA saga, etc, etc.

 

[cjöcker]

I just don't get the internets obsession with DSP. Whats the appeal of this cow?

Personally the funny thing about DSP to me is that he consistently fucks up his own life in spite of the fact that everyone bails him out. No matter how many times he gets bailed out he still manages to fuck his life up.

 

[Outrider]

Decided to create an account here after the last stream.

It was probably the funniest and at the same time, saddest content he has put out there for quite a while. It was entertaining to see the pig squeak in panic for his retards to throw him some breadcrumbs.

It's blatantly obvious, that this disingenuous faggot will do anything to keep the "streak" alive. I knew exactly that some of his sub 2 digit IQ paypigs is going to hop in and save the streak "last minute", it really is like clockwork at this point and I would have been very surprised if this wouldn't have been the case here as well.
The vest gimmick is Phil's safe method to harvest the disability checks from his mentally disabled fan base, it has worked way too well to let it end here.
He knows he can literally do anything that he wants, no matter how pathetic, yet his few whales will always cover his back, he just knows it, the last stream was the result.
He will very likely stall it every time the tips are not met (not the first time anyway) and just use a random fotm excuse, but guess what? It works.
You could literally see it in his face how uncomfortable he was for being such a greedy, dishonest piece of trash as his chat flooded with criticism of his behavior.

But hey, $$$ stands above everything for piggy, so he doesn't really care about it. He went overtime for some "extra gameplay" like anyone gives a fuck, to make up for his shitty behavior, all in an vain attempt to clear his conscience. But anyway, as already said, $$$ above anything for the pigroach, so the extra time will do it and on top of that definitely satisfy his wheelchairs, no questions asked.

It's mind blowing, how RETARDED his paypigs are, I really mean that. It is absolutely unfathomable, I wonder who these people are and how they even manage to function?
I can't grasp how stupid a human can be. How can you justify spending all this money each stream to this ungrateful, blatantly lying, two faced, dishonest fuck? If you want to donate (in case that's your fetish in some way), go ahead and donate to save some rain forest, what the fuck are you doing?

I really try to not get angry at this, but this was again, pigroach finding a new low in such a disgusting, pitiful way and getting again rewarded for his gutter-level behavior and it gets difficult at times.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

It's mind blowing, how RETARDED his paypigs are, I really mean that. It is absolutely unfathomable, I wonder who these people are and how they even manage to function?
I can't grasp how stupid a human can be. How can you justify spending all this money each stream to this ungrateful, blatantly lying, two faced, dishonest fuck? If you want to donate (in case that's your fetish in some way), go ahead and donate to save some rain forest, what the fuck are you doing?

We've documented and have doxxed (Thanks Nigel!) many of these people. His fans are literally retarded, not just as an insult, but as an actual medical condition. The "attention" that Phil gives to these people might be the only human interaction they get from people who aren't their handlers. Papavera is a man in his 40's who is a literal furry faggot with no friends or hobbies outside of writing minecraft guides for the Pigroach to fuck up and not follow.

This is who Delrich is. He was also found to have a playlist of little girl videos on his youtube

Spoiler: Delrich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGuFlljXEDY&feature=emb_logo

EDIT: I recommend you try reading this thread without wanting to kill yourself. He's a DSP white-knight (possibly, we really have no idea anything about him except that he's retarded) who came here a few days ago https://kiwifarms.net/threads/theycallmetevin-is-a-garbage-troll.74366/

 

[Outrider]

Well, that's some additional info regarding Derich. All I know about Derich is that he has ADHD, got caught using his mothers credit card or something and is a running joke in Phils chat. Only recently I have heard about these weird playlists on Youtube as well.

I would however say, that I'm pretty much up on the lore in terms of Phil, as I was also actively monitoring these thread's daily and being a longtime lurker so to say.
I initially wanted to view the spectacle from afar and see how one saga after another develops, but today was really some sort of a tipping point.

I have also already read all of "TheyCallMeTevin"'s posts and found actual similarities between his typing and Phil's, such as WRITING LIKE THIS, or using "i"
(from the Discord leaks and whatnot), but as I was continuing with his posts, I started to doubt that it's Phil, I'm also not all too sure if its the pretentious, know it all
MoraMoria, could be also someone completely different, which I'm suspecting. I can't recall MoraMoria writing "i"'s instead of "I" in his posts.

Im aware of Cuckavera, also yet another nutcase that I can't solve. He seems to be aware of how he gets mistreated but he apparently simply "doesn't care"
It's even more pathetic to consider that he is in his 40's and playing Minecraft FOR Phil, who couldn't care less about him or the game pretty much
and gets spoon fed every input by no other than Cuckavera himself with his 50 bit cheers, it's just tragic.

Speaking of cuck.. I've heard that SilentBob is actually Jeff, is there any (new?) info on that?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

So I've had this question for awhile.

Do people give dsp all this attention cause they hate him? he's sounding like the biggest asshole on the web.

I just don't get the internets obsession with DSP. Whats the appeal of this cow?

For me it’s the pure insanity of one man. He’s a literal clown for money, yet is incredibly narcissistic and egotistical, and refuses to look deep down and make any significant improvements to himself as a person.

we’re talking about a man will call people that show up to his streams or talk about his streams as mentally ill stalkers while also admitting he keeps tabs on his viewers Incase they bad mouth him in another streamers chat.

phil is a human Petri dish of toxicity and I’m a mentally ill biologist

 

[Satoi]

Oh man that overtime deluxe stream was something else. I lost count how many times alottapeepul (but for real this time) were telling DSP to just drop the charade and end the stream. Predictably, the same people weren't celebrating at all when the goal was met after all. I know it's wishful thinking at best, but it would be amazing if a rift started forming between Phil's "normal" fans (yeah I know) and the most extreme paypigs, leading to internal shitflinging. We all know how much DSP hates it if his children don't behave.

Also, friendly reminder that Tevin is still unbanned. I know for a fact the random black dood keeps you up at night!