Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Weird Ages said:
That fact that Colonel J likes it and has it on his channel makes it automatically shit.
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I don't know who that is, but I like to remind everyone that at the very least Digifaggot has sexual desires that involve pedophilia.
 
Cardenio said:
I don't know who that is, but I like to remind everyone that at the very least Digifaggot has sexual desires that involve pedophilia.
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It's hard to describe Colonel J is in a single post but to give you an idea of how much of an obnoxious retard he is: he was permabanned from KF for being an annoying sped while King of Pol is still alowed post freely.
 
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Festivus said:
This might be one of his worst takes yet. The edgy nihilism bit is getting in the way of reality at this point. Even his own brain-dead followers are disagreeing in the replies.
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"Lol multiple accounts of assaulting an officer, let me simp for the woman and act like a moronic DeFunder. I'm sure that will go over well with my retarded fanbase!"
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This is the dude who called the cops and wanted to press battery charges because some chick threw a drink at his girlfriend.

Aside from thr hypocrisy of hating cops and their "owie boo boos" until it's his time to act like a soccer player, there's the way he tried to excuse it.

If anyone recalls, he made a huge deal about how "do whatever you want to me, but do not disrespect my lady!" The same lady he abuses emotionally and leaves to cry while he openly cheats on.

What a brave and noble defender.
 
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Cardenio said:
I don't know who that is
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ColonelJREKT said:
@Colonel J get D 0 X X E D flaggot /cow/boy killerz 4 life

Joshua Crowder (Possibly last name)
Jun 6, 1993
Age 25
Colonel J (The Sheriff)#5601
"Here is how I responded to them on Twitter using my own experience from back when I used Skype:"
"If you removed them of course it won't show that you accepted it and if a person resends to a declined/removed friend the previous one disappears. Not saying Kraut is right, but your proof has holes. Then again, I haven't used Skype in forever so things may have changed."
https://twitter.com/ColonelJ_LoL
Colonel J (The Sheriff)#5601
https://twitter.com/ColonelJ_LoL/status/1047143784364957697
Some shitskin spic
https://twitter.com/ColonelJ_LoL/status/1016566369725440000 (photo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emRseXCC1GY
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJNtKe3xpVs4Z_mtY7L89ug (new channel)
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/colonel-j/
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Is he a furry?
He definitely lives in CA
https://twitter.com/ColonelJ_LoL/status/995911052553416704
His Youtube
https://twitter.com/ColonelJ_LoL/status/966953714656464896
https://www.youtube.com/user/Sploog321
https://wow.gamepedia.com/UserProfile:Sploog321
https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/player/NA/Colonel J
https://www.wowhead.com/user=Sploog321
https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us...on-my-w7/fe903658-29ad-42ed-8f47-f6a78f292b00
sploog321@hotmail.com
Proof it's the same guy
http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=3090509
Member of 13 pwned db's.
https://mangadex.org/user/111442/sploog321

https://archive.fo/4BHcD (face dox)
https://archive.fo/UChXG (knot me daddy UwU)
https://archive.fo/iUehZ (Hajime No Ippo, boxing manga that helped out Sploog321)
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He's one of the oldest members of the GuntGuard™, and served Ralph loyally here for months before finally being such an un-fucking-believably annoying faggot that he got the axe for it. Here's this loyal Knight of the Round Belly's face:

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He looks pretty much what you'd think the average Dax/Ethan white knight looks like at this point.
 
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https://archive.ph/oDMmc
After one quick appearance to show the haters he totally doesn't just use bibble as his bitchboy Ralph was back to abstaining from the D&D stream(as if he had anyhting better to do).
 
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Jesus these thumbnails look like Marie's students drew it.
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I want to be excited for Biggest Problem reboot, but it's too late. Boogie turned this down once, I wonder if both of them are hurting audience wise (I know Boogie is) for them to want to do this. Boogie chose a shitty time and audience to hitch his wagon to.
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More begging to do his show.
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It's looking like at the moment Ralph and his shit show life has eclipsed Dax. I think Dax will make finals for pretending to be a victim of wrong think censorship when he admitted it was suspicion of money laundering and what a piece of shit NP2 was... But I think Ralph will win for attempting to be Dick Jr. and bragging about making $1000 a week.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
pretending to be a victim of wrong think censorship when he admitted it was suspicion of money laundering and what a piece of shit NP2 was
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The only possible source of that would be Dax. Did he admit it was suspicion of money laundering? And if he admitted it was that, why would he pretend something else?

Sounds retarded to pretend one thing publicly and announce it's something else (also publicly).

What the fuck are you trying to say here?
 
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0482040707 said:
The only possible source of that would be Dax. Did he admit it was suspicion of money laundering? And if he admitted it was that, why would he pretend something else?

Sounds retarded to pretend one thing publicly and announce it's something else (also publicly).

What the fuck are you trying to say here?
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George Cuckzunian said:
Welp, straight from the horses mouth. Suspicion of money laundering is the reason, not the section 10 wrong think/hate speech he was using for pity and grifting.
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Also Dax, why not just ask them to axe the whole patriot act? Comes off like you are begging senators to legalize money laundering.

Seriously, why does anyone believe or trust anything Dax Herrera says?
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Dax changed his story of what happened 3 or 4 times.
 
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0482040707 said:
I admit I missed this. Seems weird that he went off shortly after this about illegal activities of people he was associated with or whatever. I assumed that was @Null . Maybe there is more to it.
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I'd link to the PPP video where he clipped Dax talking on Rekieta's show saying he was suspected of money laundering but Ralph flagged down PPP's old channel. Despite Ralph openly admitting he was gonna be a flaggot to PPP in order to shut him up, Dax still pretends that it is speculation and feigns ignorance.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
I'd link to the PPP video where he clipped Dax talking on Rekieta's show saying he was suspected of money laundering but Ralph flagged down PPP's old channel. Despite Ralph openly admitting he was gonna be a flaggot to PPP in order to shut him up, Dax still pretends that it is speculation and feigns ignorance.
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PPP's clip...does that no longer exist on Rekieta's channel?

(the rest of that seems irrelevant)
 
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