Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Pollybock]

An evolving potato

And Jesus. Is there a single day she doesn’t play victim? Even when it shouldn’t be about her, she somehow makes it about her

 

[Miss Misery]

And Jesus. Is there a single day she doesn’t play victim? Even when it shouldn’t be about her, she somehow makes it about her

Newish fren, please edit you first post rather than double posting. It is a Kiwi Farmxpas.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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God damn, those jowls.

Most women have to wait until they're in their early 50s before they start getting those; Tess isn't even 35 yet. Such a prodigy!

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

People who know make up shit. Is that drag queen make-up she has going on really the style now? In my eyes it looks so goddamn tacky and makes her look a decade older than she is.

The drag queen look in mainstream makeup will be something I'll be glad to see finally die. It just masculines women, many who would look quite striking with a more subdued approach. I'm not even into using makeup but I'm just sick of drag queen chic as a woman's make-up style

 

[junafolia]

https://twitter.com/AudreyEstok/status/1291786853046255616 [archive]

ITT:

Someone calls out Tess. She replies with speed to see if there's proper proof or details that can make her look bad. You can tell she wanted to deny it straight away but deep down she knows she's a dickhead to service people so oops.

Oh no, the tea is hot. She doesn't want to get burned but she sounds terrible. It's far too detailed, Tess likely remembers it. Deny it! But I need to get her to shut up so also admit it by asking for a DM where I can pay her off with the 2 cents left in my name or gaslight her and give a shitty apology so she never speaks of this again.

The girl also speaks about it on her page.

Someone replied to Tess and they're right. It's not about making it right it's about saving face. If Tess wanted to make it right she'd stop being a raving bitch.

A few people replied to the poor girl like oh no! I've met Tess and she's nice to me. Well a broken clock is also right twice a day. Tess is a bitch more than she is fake nice to fans that fan her narcissistic flames. She hates people that are 'beneath her' or inconvenience her. I bet if these fans met her as her waiter in a busy restaurant she wouldn't be all smiles. Before everything else, Tess is a cunt. (Most replies in the thread and comment are seconding how shitty Tess is though.)

(Someone can archive if they want I'm on mobile)

 

[bloomingcactus]

She looks awful with her hair up like that. It makes her forehead look misshapen like Onision's.

Her hairline is all jagged. She's loosing hair. It's too much strain on your hair when you repeatedly style it like that. Can't moo-dle if you're loosing your hair.

It's so annoying when she's uses the as a reply in her comments section. Hur de dur, I told them!

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

People who know make up shit. Is that drag queen make-up she has going on really the style now? In my eyes it looks so goddamn tacky and makes her look a decade older than she is.

My theory is that she's realized she's gained so much weight that her face looks like shit, so she's doing thick drag queen make up to try and emphasize her features.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

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She looks awful with her hair up like that. It makes her forehead look misshapen like Onision's.

Her hairline is all jagged. She's loosing hair. It's too much strain on your hair when you repeatedly style it like that. Can't moo-dle if you're loosing your hair.

It's so annoying when she's uses the as a reply in her comments section. Hur de dur, I told them!

That looks like she forgot to shoop the other side of her hairline.

And yet again with the "mouth open empty stare"- face. Her range of moddel-faces is amazing.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

I can't claim that I am surprised that she acted like an entitled cunt towards the waitress.

It was a thought that went through my mind seeing her woke tarding and asskissing of black instagramers, she perceived as more important. In the greater scheme of things it matters shit.

What matters is, how does she treat the plain Johns and Janes in every day life?! The guys and girls in retail, restaurants and all walks of life that have not a fuckload of clout?! Well, like the entitled cunt she is. Kicking downwards while brown-nosing upwards.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Considering how it was known that she was a bully in high school it shouldn’t surprise anyone here that she’s a terrible person in general. I’m loving that she’s getting called out more and more. This is the second black person in the last couple days she’s been awful to. Not very woke of you to do, Tubby Tess. The best part is that there will be more, lots more.

 

[CobraPlissken]

ITT:
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Someone calls out Tess. She replies with speed to see if there's proper proof or details that can make her look bad. You can tell she wanted to deny it straight away but deep down she knows she's a dickhead to service people so oops.
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Oh no, the tea is hot. She doesn't want to get burned but she sounds terrible. It's far too detailed, Tess likely remembers it. Deny it! But I need to get her to shut up so also admit it by asking for a DM where I can pay her off with the 2 cents left in my name or gaslight her and give a shitty apology so she never speaks of this again.
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The girl also speaks about it on her page.
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Someone replied to Tess and they're right. It's not about making it right it's about saving face. If Tess wanted to make it right she'd stop being a raving bitch.
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A few people replied to the poor girl like oh no! I've met Tess and she's nice to me. Well a broken clock is also right twice a day. Tess is a bitch more than she is fake nice to fans that fan her narcissistic flames. She hates people that are 'beneath her' or inconvenience her. I bet if these fans met her as her waiter in a busy restaurant she wouldn't be all smiles. Before everything else, Tess is a cunt. (Most replies in the thread and comment are seconding how shitty Tess is though.)

(Someone can archive if they want I'm on mobile)

Archived here. In there, besides the posts already screencapped by @junafolia, there are also a couple of testimonies on Tess' character:

" I paid a ridiculous amount of money to participate in a meet and greet photoshoot tour she organized, several friends were staffing it. We all went in superfans, and came out disillusioned."

Laura's extensive personal experience with Tess might've had something to do with the fact Laura owns a pin-up clothing business.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

I can't claim that I am surprised that she acted like an entitled cunt towards the waitress.

I can't either. A morbidly obese 'model' wanted to eat. She couldn't wait. Bitch was HANGRY. No surprise there!

Seriously though her behavior is typical of self-centered, bad mannered trash who get the slightest whiff of power, money, or fame compared to their previous social status. They think it's carte blanche to start throwing their weight around and demanding people cater to them with a 'Do you know who I am?' attitude.

This tea is hilarious though. I want to hear more from the pin-up clothes company lady's 'extensive experience'. My money is on Tess being a generally rude cunt to her and demanding freebies to 'promote her business' like the usual influencer parasites. I can only hope someone who knows her from her disastrous shoots where she couldn't fit into the clothes and had to have them cut up he back (The Alpine Butterfly swimwear shoot comes to mind) and demanded a giant table of food at the company's expense, wades in too.

Well, like the entitled cunt she is. Kicking downwards while brown-nosing upwards.

She's the starfucker who most of the stars don't want to fuck.

 

[FinnaBinna]

Archived here. In there, besides the posts already screencapped by @junafolia, there are also a couple of testimonies on Tess' character:

" I paid a ridiculous amount of money to participate in a meet and greet photoshoot tour she organized, several friends were staffing it. We all went in superfans, and came out disillusioned."
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Laura's extensive personal experience with Tess might've had something to do with the fact Laura owns a pin-up clothing business.

Yay!! I didn’t know Laura spoke up!
I’ll give y’all some backstory.

Michelline Pitt worked with Laura at Pinup Girl Clothing (PUG) and would help design clothes, photograph, recruit new models etc. So Michelline really wanted Tess to model for PUG because at that time they were starting to extend their plus size line. Michelline measured her and made a dress for her to model. And that was like her first big big break especially since at the time she was into the pinup look. Tess told/posted about it and there was excitement like hey our girl has hit the big time. For whatever reason and I can’t remember Laura didn’t immediately shoot Tess so Tess was in limbo. Meantime Tess’s hordes started harassing PUG on their Facebook page about “why haven’t y’all shot Tess yet?” It was such to a degree that PUG was getting that negative attention because of Tess that Laura made the call to not use her after all. Later Laura and Michelle shoot a video of Laura basically addressing Tess but not saying by name that LAURA made the call not to use her because out how she got her fans to bully her company into shooting her right away. Laura was PISSSSED. I wish I could find that video...

Anyway, Michelline then posted this long blog/note on fb about Tess. Not addressing her by name but, WE ALL KNEW that it was about Tess. And it was about if you want to succceeed in this business this is how you not conduct yourself. I don’t even know if it’s still up but, it was a Mic drop if there ever was one.

Around this time Tess posted the “Sunday night rant” on her YouTube talking about Some “stuff “ she was going through. It was the loss of the job at PUG.

These pics are when Michelline and her were doing a fitting. The dress was finished but, Tessy never got to model it. She ended up selling it in one of her online shop my closet sales like the true hustler she is!

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Wow, I didn't recognise Tess in that photo with Michelline. She looks so much slimmer in the face and body compared to the behemoth she's been for years now.

 

[CobraPlissken]

One more receipt of Tess' not very woke behavior that seems to have been forgotten (at least I'm not finding it here). Back in 2015, Tess, as your average self-serving white American looking desperately for oppreshun points, claimed her family was Native American:

In text form so it's searchable:

"I personally think the history of Thanksgiving is appalling, so today we choose to celebrate my Mom's birthday! I'm thankful for my family, friends, career, all of you & bread.

My family is Choctaw & I don't care how you spend MY day. I'm thankful everyday.

Unfollow me, I don't care. I'm not celebrating genocide.

Source. Sure enough, it includes photo of Tess celebrating genocide:

 

[Nectarine]

One more receipt of Tess' not very woke behavior that seems to have been forgotten (at least I'm not finding it here). Back in 2015, Tess, as your average self-serving white American looking desperately for oppreshun points, claimed her family was Native American:

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In text form so it's searchable:



Source. Sure enough, it includes an older pic of Tess celebrating genocide:

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lmfao @ "my family is choctaw." that's a new one for me. i'm guessing it's a 1/16th kind of situation, or else she would be constantly shilling this information and referring to herself as a woman of color.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

She likely pulled that shit right out of her arse alongside Nicky Boy being a millionaire, and has probably forgotten she ever claimed it. There's no way, if it were true, she wouldn't be constantly referring to it in the current climate as it would give her 'PoC' status to exploit. Instead she refers to herself as white, constantly. She's not referred to it in any interview she's ever given either iirc. Tess is a liar who lies.

 

[Easy Peasy]

We all knew this but tess is a class a idiot.

The pinup/rockabilly scene is a hierarchy,(Mild pl, I'm involved in it) and PUG clothing is one of the most recognizable and high quality brands out there. All she had to do was stay classy, and call off her pudding brained fans from harassing Laura and Micheline and Tess would have it made. Pugs plus size range managed to scale up normal sized clothes and not make them look like shit, and there are a lot of fatties in the scene. Tess could have been their leader, gotten a sweet modeling gig out of it, and barnacled herself to the top tier in the scene.

I still laugh about this years later. I've never seen Tess in the wild at certain weekenders even though she claims to attend, but I imagine shes looked at with disdain, not admiration, because even though there are a lot of big girls in the scene, it's also full of snotty purists who WILL judge a fatty worse than Betty Draper judging her divorced neighbor on mad men

 

[drain]

She likely pulled that shit right out of her arse alongside Nicky Boy being a millionaire, and has probably forgotten she ever claimed it.

This is the biggest problem with pathological liars like Tess. They can't keep up with all the lies they tell, most of it they don't even remember anymore. Good thing is that the internet's collective consciousness always remembers things like that.

And everyone who claims to be ''half this, 1/3 that'' is full of shit and just trying to mix with the woke crowd. Being race mixed is somehow ''in'' now, so everyone will claim to be 1/573892 part native or black or whatever race is the most oppressed nowadays and go with it. Rake in those sweet imaginary online points.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Well, sure thing that's not the way how You conduct yourself in a professional setting. Just keep Your mouth shut until the employer drops the news. And sure as fuck, don't employ your brain-dead fans as Your personal army to bully the possible employer. It surprises me that after that stunt she still got chance after chance until she got completely dropped. Seems she burned one too many bridges.

And I that I enjoy seeing Tess getting dragged over the coals. She missed the memo, that you often meet people twice and should better treat them accordingly; on Your way up and on Your way down. But I guess in her arrogant pea brain I never occurred to her that there will be a way down.