🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Edilg]

It's not looking good for team #FaithComeHome... seems like Faith felt the need to clear up what's been one of the major points of interest in her association with alt-right leader Ethan Ralph, the BLM controversy:
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I don't think she would put forward the effort to clear this up if she wasn't planning on going back with Ralph, this info is only curated to the individuals in Ralph's audience that might have issue with Ralph dating an open BLM supporter. She neglected to mention she was also accepting donations for the George Floyd Fund and lets not forget all of the other based charities this "libertarian" was donating to:
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So shes a grifter just like Daddy Ralph? Maybe they belong together...

 

[HarveySperg41]

On a unrelated note is Gator so poor he doesn't have central air ?? is he so fat that he needs more than just central air to stop his unholy amount of sweat he produces while sitting ?? is he so fat and poor that he needs something to cool himself while sitting but can only afford a small desk fan ?? What is the truth behind this tweet ?

Also is he really trying to make us believe he stretches
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I thought Gator live in a dorm or something? I remember him talking about a roommate one time.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

On a unrelated note is Gator so poor he doesn't have central air ?? is he so fat that he needs more than just central air to stop his unholy amount of sweat he produces while sitting ?? is he so fat and poor that he needs something to cool himself while sitting but can only afford a small desk fan ?? What is the truth behind this tweet ?

Also is he really trying to make us believe he stretches
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What the fuck is a portable AC and why would you have it on your table instead of in your window or inside a wall? I'm no quantum physicist, but wouldn't an AC that was located entirely within a single room just make the room hotter?

 

[itsoktobewhite]

What the fuck is a portable AC and why would you have it on your table instead of in your window or inside a wall? I'm no quantum physicist, but wouldn't an AC that was located entirely within a single room just make the room hotter?

Probably one of these
USB Mini Portable Air Conditioner, Eco-friendly Design, 2x More Cooling Power, Adjustable 3-Speed Operatio, 750ml Water Tank Capacity (As Shows) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CDFPBSY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_V2lmFbC3YCTDS

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Probably one of these
USB Mini Portable Air Conditioner, Eco-friendly Design, 2x More Cooling Power, Adjustable 3-Speed Operatio, 750ml Water Tank Capacity (As Shows) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CDFPBSY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_V2lmFbC3YCTDS

While that is more likely there are these:

https://www.staples.com/Honeywell-CL25AE-52-Pint-Evaporative-Air-Cooler-With-Remote-Control-White/product_864063?cid=PS:GooglePLAs:864063&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=864063&KPID=864063&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIptaE0tmP6wIVWgOzAB2GsQBaEAQYBCABEgI4NPD_BwE

 

[PhoBingas]

While that is more likely there are these:

https://www.staples.com/Honeywell-CL25AE-52-Pint-Evaporative-Air-Cooler-With-Remote-Control-White/product_864063?cid=PS:GooglePLAs:864063&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=864063&KPID=864063&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIptaE0tmP6wIVWgOzAB2GsQBaEAQYBCABEgI4NPD_BwE

I don't think that one is in Gator's budget - that's like a whole week of pay stocking shelves.

 

[Vetti]

On a unrelated note is Gator so poor he doesn't have central air ?? is he so fat that he needs more than just central air to stop his unholy amount of sweat he produces while sitting ?? is he so fat and poor that he needs something to cool himself while sitting but can only afford a small desk fan ?? What is the truth behind this tweet ?

Also is he really trying to make us believe he stretches
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He lives in a dorm in the disgustingly humid land of Florida. He must smell awful.

 

[Perspicacity]

Probably one of these
USB Mini Portable Air Conditioner, Eco-friendly Design, 2x More Cooling Power, Adjustable 3-Speed Operatio, 750ml Water Tank Capacity (As Shows) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CDFPBSY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_V2lmFbC3YCTDS

That's one of the most bootleg things I've ever seen in my life.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Here's what's so amazing to me ralph's been compared to almost every major cow at this point and any given post could probably fit in just about any other part of the forum.

It's like Ralph is attempting to become the omni-cow?

Well, he is as bitchy, petty, and vindictive as a typical Beauty Parlor lolcow.

 

[Garth]

This tweet is embarrassing.

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The Gunt looks like a throw pillow

 

[PhoBingas]

The Gunt looks like a throw pillow

I had to look at that picture for like 30 seconds before I could figure out what was leg and what was gunt.

 

[Vetti]

This tweet is embarrassing.

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Who is folkloreAmericana? I think that was a name early Revenge of the Cis shouted out during bumpers in 2017.

 

[Julay-chan]

On a unrelated note is Gator so poor he doesn't have central air ?? is he so fat that he needs more than just central air to stop his unholy amount of sweat he produces while sitting ?? is he so fat and poor that he needs something to cool himself while sitting but can only afford a small desk fan ?? What is the truth behind this tweet ?

Also is he really trying to make us believe he stretches
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>portable AC
Is he using a swamp cooler like a complete and utter retard? The smallest AC unit that actually condenses is at least two ATX towers large.

 

[Funkmaster]

>Marries Nora.
>Cheats during Knoxville.
>Talks to camwhores all the time.
>Gets divorced.
>Gets with Ade at the exact same time.
>Cheats on her with Faith.
>Gets dumped, gets with Faith.
>Talks behind Faith's back with Ade.
>Gets dumped.

It's almost like Ralph is a complete retard.

@adezero did he cheat on Nora with you?

Why the FUCK are all these e-celeb cocksucking YouTubers not speaking about this all over twitter and youtube??? If it were anyone else, Metokur etc would be making videos and streams laughing their ass off at this.....

 

[PhoBingas]

Why the FUCK are all these e-celeb cocksucking YouTubers not speaking about this all over twitter and youtube??? If it were anyone else, Metokur etc would be making videos and streams laughing their ass off at this.....

It's because Jimbo's been to Ralph's version of Epstein's pedophile island. A shine shack on the outskirts of Memphis.

 

[Vetti]

Why the FUCK are all these e-celeb cocksucking YouTubers not speaking about this all over twitter and youtube??? If it were anyone else, Metokur etc would be making videos and streams laughing their ass off at this.....

It is simple. Nobody cares about him. Most people who know about Ralph don't even care about him. They never look into his shenanigans, they never watch his show, they never read his gay feud tweets. They just like his newsier posts and move on.

It's because Jimbo's been to Ralph's version of Epstein's pedophile island. A shine shack on the outskirts of Memphis.

Making moonshine is way beyond the level of effort Ralph is willing to put into anything.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Making moonshine is way beyond the level of effort Ralph is willing to put into anything.

Gunt would have to read the Foxfire books and learn engineering to learn how to make the machinery required to make moonshine. He'd fuck up the recipe to make moonshine however.

 

[Vetti]

Gunt would have to read the Foxfire books and learn engineering to learn how to make the machinery required to make moonshine. He'd fuck up the recipe to make moonshine however.

Ralph would rather just buy Ole Smoky Apple Pie to get that hillbilly aesthetic the easy way.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Thank you, Gator. We didn't even know there was such a pathetic category of product as "tabletop air conditioner". Until now it was literally impossible to imagine just how poor you are, because nobody could think to picture such a thing to top off the sad reality of your life.

And let's all remember: You say that people are jealous of you.

 

[King Nigger The 3rd]

When can we move this to Deathfats?

Once the gunt starts doing mukbangs