Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

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Reading his proverbial laundry list of things his likes/dislikes and looking through his favorites is harrowing. Characters transforming into fat versions of themselves is "demeaning" but race transformation and women being turned into pigs is not?
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And lately has been threatening this one furry artist with death threats and a rape threat. Over something from 2012.
 
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So, I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Joshy Furret aka Josh Hall. He used to have his own page on ED because (surprise surprise) he's a 27~ y/o furry that loves little kids. Not only has he dated multiple, but the creep also roleplayed with them sexually. There was over 20 girls who came out about him.

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Here he is lying about his age back in 2015 (when he was 22) and admitting he was having virtual sex with a 16 year old but, according to him, it's no biggie. After all, it's "nomarl"

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Oh, and here's him actually roleplaying with a minor:
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He genuinely might be autistic judging from how he types.

His discord messages are genuinely disturbing. He likes cub porn, feral porn, beast porn. Any of the shit furries are disliked for, he likes it. Which, considering his past, is alarming to say the least.

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He also works at Michaels in Silver Spring Maryland, where a lot of kids shop. And, yes, this autist doxxed himself by posting his location on his Instagram multiple times.

His furaffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/joshythefurret/

His Instagram: https://instagram.com/joshythefloofynoodles?igshid=1cxnusxkogwa3

Found the ED article
 
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TFW you find out that Monstermaster13 wishes to drink Dan Aykroyd's blood. This makes me feel sane and well-adjusted.
 
FriendlyPrimarina said:
Does anyone remember JohnOfE? He's a mostly harmless furry who is way way into Norbert Beaver from Angry Beavers. He DFE'd all his accounts a while back but came back under a different username and now spends his time sperging about his beloved Norb and making tweets like this:
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Oh man, I remember all about this fucking lunatic and his fanfic has been a repressed memory for years.

Why, why would you remind me of this man?
 
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Cuddly Pirate said:
Oh man, I remember all about this fucking lunatic and his fanfic has been a repressed memory for years.

Why, why would you remind me of this man?
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Yeah seriously, anyone who hasn't read his greatest work should do so if you have an hour to kill and want a laugh/repressed memory.
Ngl I thought this next one was kinda sweet in a weird way but then I imagined him saying this about an IRL person and realized how creepy it was:
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Especially since he has a collection of screenshots of Norbert's ears
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Norbie's not the only one he's obsessed with, though. He seems to have a thing for pseuds and snouts
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So here's the story of a furry I'll call Zack (that is his real name but not giving more info yet). I'll list some details about him since I've known him for a decade:

  • Diagnosed autistic (Aspie specifically, they all are lol) and of course acted socially awkward af to go along with it
  • Dropped out of art school
  • Only real job was as a supermarket cashier for a few months at most, had to quit due to anxiety or whatever
  • The local gay slut who would try to do something sexual with every gay/bi male furry in the area. Tbh there were several of these in our area, but he was most infamous.
  • Had a fursuit (maybe murrsuit) that was actually not awful looking,... but you know he mooched off of his family (or boyfriend or whatever) to pay for it. As well as all the commissions he got.
  • Despite all this, he was honestly incredibly handsome with a really Chad-ish face. Lucky genetics. So he became de facto leader of the local furries.
  • Would power-trip and ban furs from local meetups for whatever reason. Banned one fur for Facebook drama. Said fur (who I'll call Sam) shared a Facebook post about lazy, unemployed people, and of course Zack got ultra-butthurt by it, and claimed his anxiety etc. got so bad he was nearly hospitalized from seeing the post.
  • Banned another fur from local meets because said fur (Ian I'll call him) wasn't invited to Zack's wedding, and kindly asked why. Zack freaked out and had a sperg attack and blamed Ian for ruining his wedding.
  • Had a boyfriend Dave for a few years, the guy was fat and older but Zack didn't seem to mind. Then randomly, Zack broke up with Dave to be with a younger, more attractive guy I'll call Luis. Dave was heartbroken. Apparently Zack had been cheating the entire time.
  • So now he's married to Luis but still slutty as can be, openly polyamorous and "so queer".
  • Now the lead singer in a "queer punk band" where he performs on stage in a jockstrap and/or fetish gear.
  • As you can probably guess, he's extremely SJW. So it'd odd that he's a white cis male etc. who tries to center himself, and he doesn't see his own irony.
  • Moved to Atlanta, GA, which is supposed to be a city mainly for black/PoC LGBT people. Again, a white man moving there is technically "gentrifying" so he's going against his own logic and being invasive. (I'm so tempted to point this out to him so he has another mental breakdown)

Probably more to him than that too but that stuff sticks out the most. He's quite a character.
 
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polyqueerandrosensual said:
So here's the story of a furry I'll call Zack (that is his real name but not giving more info yet). I'll list some details about him since I've known him for a decade:

  • Diagnosed autistic (Aspie specifically, they all are lol) and of course acted socially awkward af to go along with it
  • Dropped out of art school
  • Only real job was as a supermarket cashier for a few months at most, had to quit due to anxiety or whatever
  • The local gay slut who would try to do something sexual with every gay/bi male furry in the area. Tbh there were several of these in our area, but he was most infamous.
  • Had a fursuit (maybe murrsuit) that was actually not awful looking,... but you know he mooched off of his family (or boyfriend or whatever) to pay for it. As well as all the commissions he got.
  • Despite all this, he was honestly incredibly handsome with a really Chad-ish face. Lucky genetics. So he became de facto leader of the local furries.
  • Would power-trip and ban furs from local meetups for whatever reason. Banned one fur for Facebook drama. Said fur (who I'll call Sam) shared a Facebook post about lazy, unemployed people, and of course Zack got ultra-butthurt by it, and claimed his anxiety etc. got so bad he was nearly hospitalized from seeing the post.
  • Banned another fur from local meets because said fur (Ian I'll call him) wasn't invited to Zack's wedding, and kindly asked why. Zack freaked out and had a sperg attack and blamed Ian for ruining his wedding.
  • Had a boyfriend Dave for a few years, the guy was fat and older but Zack didn't seem to mind. Then randomly, Zack broke up with Dave to be with a younger, more attractive guy I'll call Luis. Dave was heartbroken. Apparently Zack had been cheating the entire time.
  • So now he's married to Luis but still slutty as can be, openly polyamorous and "so queer".
  • Now the lead singer in a "queer punk band" where he performs on stage in a jockstrap and/or fetish gear.
  • As you can probably guess, he's extremely SJW. So it'd odd that he's a white cis male etc. who tries to center himself, and he doesn't see his own irony.
  • Moved to Atlanta, GA, which is supposed to be a city mainly for black/PoC LGBT people. Again, a white man moving there is technically "gentrifying" so he's going against his own logic and being invasive. (I'm so tempted to point this out to him so he has another mental breakdown)

Probably more to him than that too but that stuff sticks out the most. He's quite a character.
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Almost sounds like you.
 
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rawdog said:
Their fictional drawings dumbass, would you rather have actual animals get raped?, or are you just a scumbag that shits on people for having different sexual desires even if their not hurting anyone?
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After the fifth furry in a single week got outed as either a pedophile or a zoophile, a couple months back, I think I can say this definitively:

If you jerk off to this shit, there's a high correlation to the likelihood of you having an interest in the real thing.

Hell, if you're just a transfurry, there's a high correlation of you being into some disgusting or often illegal shit. Not sure what it is about furries, but the transgender ones are overwhelmingly extreme.
 
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Just Another Furgag Alog said:
After the fifth furry in a single week got outed as either a pedophile or a zoophile, a couple months back, I think I can say this definitively:

If you jerk off to this shit, there's a high correlation to the likelihood of you having an interest in the real thing.

Hell, if you're just a transfurry, there's a high correlation of you being into some disgusting or often illegal shit. Not sure what it is about furries, but the transgender ones are overwhelmingly extreme.
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Lou's Biggest Fan never said anything about the real thing, just the art, so my point still stands (that people should be judged based on their actual actions and not just some slippery slope bullshit)

And who are these 5 furries?
 
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