US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
If Biden announces his whole cabinet there’s a greater chance he just says the wrong name at the wrong time and his cabinet shifts on the spot to avoid embarrassment.

Everyone thinks Rice is the VP but no it turns out it’s Buttgig and Rice is Secretary of State now.

You’d see it on their faces when it happens and they just have to grin and bear it until Trump points it out and the media has to defend the democrats

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If Biden announces his whole cabinet there’s a greater chance he just says the wrong name at the wrong time and his cabinet shifts on the spot to avoid embarrassment.

Everyone thinks Rice is the VP but no it turns out it’s Buttgig and Rice is Secretary of State now.

You’d see it on their faces when it happens and they just have to grin and bear it until Trump points it out and the media has to defend the democrats

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How will Biden's dimentia-riddled mind will read "Buttigeig" off a teleprompter?
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Interesting theory -- Biden might not just be announcing his VP, but his entire cabinet. Would be good persuasion, would allow him to bring in a ton of Obama insiders and play all kinds of IdPol + NeoLib identity cards.

"Look, Biden might be literally brain dead but his rotting corpse is going to be the figurehead in front of OH SO MANY DEEP STATE GOONS, it's perfect. Just like the Avengers! Drumpf is finished!!!!11 *insert bugman soy grin here*"
I know another forum I was on, all the lefty-loos that dominated there hated everyone except St. Bernard and said they weren't voting for Biden. They live in blue states, so it doesn't matter anyway though. I wonder if having the likes of Kopmala and Pete Bootyjudge will just turn younger voters off more though. If Bernie's doesn't get a position, they're going to be upset.
 
Hold up...a whole team of people against one guy they think is the supreme evil? Wow, that almost sounds like you're likening Trump to Thanos, who was a guy who if I recall correctly beat that team (and then some) so soundly the 'heroes' needed to go back in time to have a chance at defeating him.

Of course, doing so is impossible IRL, since the closest thing Democrats have to "time travel" is setting back race relations by 50 years.
"I snap my fingers, and half of Joe's votes disappear. That's mercy."
 
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Interesting theory -- Biden might not just be announcing his VP, but his entire cabinet. Would be good persuasion, would allow him to bring in a ton of Obama insiders and play all kinds of IdPol + NeoLib identity cards.

"Look, Biden might be literally brain dead but his rotting corpse is going to be the figurehead in front of OH SO MANY DEEP STATE GOONS, it's perfect. Just like the Avengers! Drumpf is finished!!!!11 *insert bugman soy grin here*"
That makes sense, as he had Whitmer fly out to see him a couple of days ago. And suddenly, for some reason, MLive, a Whitmer-licking news outlet, posted a video of from mid-March of Whitmer endorsing Biden. Why post that endorsement now? Hmm. Looks like her allegiance could have won her a place in his dream team.
 
That makes sense, as he had Whitmer fly out to see him a couple of days ago. And suddenly, for some reason, MLive, a Whitmer-licking news outlet, posted a video of from mid-March of Whitmer endorsing Biden. Why post that endorsement now? Hmm. Looks like her allegiance could have won her a place in his dream team.

She must have trouble deciding to vote for Biden or Trump, though. Kinda strange that after all that "PoC" talk that they might end up picking the hella whitest of the hella white.
 
She must have trouble deciding to vote for Biden or Trump, though. Kinda strange that after all that "PoC" talk that they might end up picking the hella whitest of the hella white.

"We didn't say "Strong POC woman" , we said, uh... "Strong peace-loving woman!" Yeah! That's it! Lay off Joe for his stutter, he wasn't mistaken, you just heard it wrong!"
 
Is she really that popular? She seems like a nightmare.

The whole nursing home thing makes her seem like a sociopath too.

"Nursing home thing" -- her intentionally killing tens of thousands of elderly people -- doesn't matter, the media isn't reporting on it and thus the average person in her hellstate doesn't know about it.
 
I think the reason why Biden is annoucing his main cabinet all at once is to take heat off from his VP pick. Possibly. Instead of drip feeding out the info on his cabinet over the coming weeks, flood the news with everyone so no one knows who the criticize first.

Jokes on them, they'll all be fucking awful and worth criticizing.
 
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Isn't it a bit brazen and bad-luckish to name your Cabinet before you're even elected, let alone officially nominated?

Maybe the ol' TowinKarz brain is going soft after all these years, but I can't recall the last time a candidate for the Presidency had an official cabinet picked out ahead of time... though I do know they'd float names if someone pressed them, like who would they nominate to be Sec Def or on the USSC, but is it common to go to the debates with essentially a shadow cabinet already openly filled and known?
 
A modern masterpiece of artwork, it transcends all human knowledge, it will be revered by GOD HIMSELF, simply looking at that glorious comic made me realise I'm not an intelligent lifeform, I'm just a worm crawling in the dirt, there's no purpose to my existence other than to apply to be a model for this modern-day da Vinci.
I kinda wish there was a dude going around turning all the black girls white though....
 
I'm so glad I took the plunge and placed a hefty bet on Trump winning a week a go. The odds against him losing are dropping on a near daily basis....
The odds last time when he first ran meant a $1000 bet paid out over a million if I remember right. Some Vegas folks tried to cash folks' bets early as the odds shifted ever closer to him actually winning. Don't trust the polls, trust the bookies.
 
How will Biden's dimentia-riddled mind will read "Buttigeig" off a teleprompter?
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“And my VP will be.... squint.... Butt.... hey is that that gay butt pirate guy? Nobody told me it was the gay guy?”

”I thought we agreed I would be naming that Kanye West person to firm up the ticket? Is she cute?“
 
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