🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Any autist out there want to measure to see how big his dick is? No we have shit to compare its scale to.
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That genuinely looks like a three-incher. I'm guessing his f.u.p.a (because of course his crotch area has a little gunt of its own) is covering 1-1.5 inches. So yeah, Ralph has a micropenis.
Also reminder that years ago in this very thread Ralph claimed that the leaked pictures of his penis weren't true and that he was going to post dick picks to confirm he didn't have a micropenis. It took a while but at least he fulfilled half of his promise.
 
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I sure picked a good night to stay up and closely follow this thread, oh my god I'm laughing so hard. I happened to catch the @Ahalfwaycrook stream just before it ended as he was reading chat and had no idea what video it was he was talking about. Worth speeding through like twenty pages to get caught up once he was proven to be legit. This is so fucking good I cannot believe it.
We all thought we were just gonna find out if Faith came home or not and instead we got (moar) Ethanol micro-peen and the ultimate grifter was revealed to be none other than Ferocious Faith herself. A genuine plot twist. It's gonna be like Christmas coming early for Josh when he wakes up.
And as I write this I can see the moon colored orange through my window. Many of us thought that the Pillstream was the beginning of the end for the Killstream, only for it to go on another year. With this I feel the Harvest is much, much closer...
 
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This shit has become a real life soap, legit in awe at how hard the Gunt works to abort himself.
Noone else could ever have destroyed him so thoroughly. He's doom-spiraling harder than I've ever seen, and all because of a fucking corn analogy.

What gets me about Faith is she'll tell MethBro that she was manipulated into fucking the Gunt; taken advantage of or whatever, and because he's a bit slow he'll believe.
@Ahalfwaycrook drop her my dude, she was only ever using you for validation anyway. And lay off the fucking meth.
 
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Railing is a bit of a generous way to describe laying there and doing nothing. At least you were nice enough to turn on your pretty blue box fan on to keep her cool while she tried to ride that thimble of a dick.
 
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Railing is a bit of a generous way to describe laying there and doing nothing. At least you were nice enough to turn on your pretty blue box fan on to keep her cool while she tried to ride that thimble of a dick.
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thats what gets me about guys, they talk big about base sexual conquests but most cant bring a girl to cum and it amounts to a person giving them pleasure because of emotional attachments and not because they get anything out of it, yet they delude themselves into thinking without the emotions theyre this sex machine stud
 
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