🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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There's at least one person who enjoyed Ralph's sex tape. Fuck Gator, there really is no hope for you man.

No matter. MORE CORN FOR ME!
LMAO Gator only knows how to gunt guard, there is no independent thought left. Shannon the oldest fag will get himself locked up so he can rot with Gunty in the county prison. Looks like this shit woke up the the eldest fag.
 
Jewsh BTFO
"wow @Null you'll never be able to say that you have your own sextape, fucking broke dick incel AUUURGGHHGHGHHHHHGHGHGHGHG"
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While I'm pretty sure it's her. A couple questions.

Fai has at least two piercings on her left ear:

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The video is low quality but I don't see any holes here. Also looks like a slightly different ear shape. Less lobe in the sex tape:

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EDIT: I found a much better picture highlighting the lack of holes and lobe shape difference...

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She's also missing her trademark picked zits in the sex tape:

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Godwinson, if you're lurking this thread, give us one last video of sir Ethan Ralph. I trust that you know which script you'll be reading off.
A big Viking send off....strap the lustful gunt to a boat and set it ablaze, bottle of makers held close to his chest. Maybe even throw Gator in with him, similar to a servant being buried with his Pharaoh.

All will remember this day as the day the retort was finally aborted
 
It could get worse if Faith has been lying this whole time and she's still only 17 (or younger).

Who the hell wears a watch during sex?

Ralph better be praying to the gods of the harvest that Faith doesn't object to him releasing this. Between this and the evidence we now have that he was supplying her with booze (if not doing his best to keep her away from it), he's looking at time a little harder than what he got for punching that cop. Is he still on probation?

Anyway, @Bryan Dunn, does that outline do anything for you?
I think he is off probation. Ethan is a bit of a coonsoomer. He likes having new phones and the latest phones for some stupid reason.
 
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