🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Funkmaster]

oh god, its mumkey jones all over again...

just, why? i dont even know anymore.

Nah, Mumkey's cock wasn't that small....

 

[You]

The Gunt going kaputt would be mildly entertaining, but I am honestly of the opinion that after this he slurps his way back into his trailer and upholds the great Virginian tradition of being a pill-popper on welfare.

Not American but aren't felons excluded from ever getting welfare?

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Holy shit. Good thing I archived it. Who could have done this?

I think he takes himself down to avoid being banned? Pretty sure it'd be a different message on his page if he's banned.

Still, I'm glad we got at least a shred of Godwinson. We need another video from him.

 

[Revo]

Well it's good to know that alcohol can make a person to share their sex tape on the Internet.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I expected to have a few meals worth of corn for my family and I, not enough for a full fucking harvest.

Also even as someone who watched the ShannyForChrist naked twerk videos that gunttape is one of the worst things I've seen on this site.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Not American but aren't felons excluded from ever getting welfare?

Nah, Drug felons have issues getting welfare but swinging at a cop type felons can still sign up.

 

[Lemmingwise]

To me gator seemed like he wasn't even gonna bother trying to defend ralph and just let him clean up his own mess

Edit: Tweets for context

Did gator's feelings get hurt that Ralph didn't check with him whether to post fatty porn or not?

 

[Psicopax]

NO REGRETS

 

[Gooch-gobblerz]

today has been like watching a car crash in slow motion. and i can't look away.

 

[fvckm3]

thats the tip of a four year iceberg fren.

Is thumb in the ass new?
please kill me with just the tip fren

 

[Delicious Diversity]

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@adezero out for blood.
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All hail @adezero , our beautiful Queen who started this chapter of the Guntpocalypse and looks determined to see it through.

Thank you for your service mam!

 

[MeltyTW]

i like how 1776 seemed so far off and now in this time we are blazing past all the years of the revolution, we might get to the obama presidency soon

 

[Vince McMahon]

Compared to this, Mumkey's sex tape is actually a professional shoot with decent standards.

Then again, there's a specialized market for shit like this, if I have to imagine.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Imagine someone falling asleep and having to catch up on 70 pages

Anybody struggling to stay awake right now can rest assured that they're not alone, Ralph definitely is too. He's watching the disaster unfold and he can't do anything about it.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

i like how 1776 seemed so far off and now in this time we are blazing past all the years of the revolution, we might get to the obama presidency soon

I'll be laffin' if Ralph shows up to sperg in the 1800's.

 

[Easterling]

thats just the thing, thats how badly ethan fucked up, bitch is drinking booze out of styrofoam now, hes done something that often ends in court fees and payments or fines and jail time

I remain somewhat trepidatious on the matter. Its up to Mr Vikers to make his play, something im sure everyone here hopes he actually does. If he does though I think this could be the final nail in the coffin. But again every gaff the gunt has made has had a group of doomsayers saying "This is it, Ralph is fucked" only for things to not change aside from maybe a couple more paypigs tuning out. So forgive me if I remain unsure this time.
This is the way the gunt ends,
This is the way the gunt ends,
with a quick bang and a sniff.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Boy that was a thing. Jesus Christ, I didn’t need to wake up to that

 

[CobraPlissken]

Imagine having a gunt that big when you're lying down.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

, i wanted something like this(i.e. justice) to happen so much, yet now when it is here i cannot even bear to partake in the watching of it. i have to scroll so fast up and down to avoid the guntjob, and the whole concept of the ass-finger is so horrifying to me. i feel like Moses just glancing at the promised land but not being allowed to enter, yet still feeling some peace at the fact that others will aquire the fruits of a long journey.

Anybody struggling to stay awake right now can rest assured that they're not alone, Ralph definitely is too. He watching the disaster unfold and he can't do anything about it.

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lmfao, i bet that comment stung viscerally, right in the gunt, dude

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

I wanted to so a lot of things today, all I ended up doing was pressing F5 repeatedly.