🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Okay fellas, who has the smallest Dick? Dax or Ethan?

Which one screams louder to hide the fact that he's not funny?

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

So people who so far have responded to this:
Rand: (he gets extra time because aussieland)

It’s evening in aussieland, if he doesn’t respond soon you’ll be waiting another day.

lol at dick white knighting the gunt

 

[MeltyTW]

He's just saying that to help his paypigs cope. At least now they can lie to themselvs and pretend to beleive Ralph did nothing wrong and it was all a gayop.
And before anyone says that nobody could be that stupid or delusional remember that these people are donating Ethan Ralph money.

normally thats true but all the comments are saying its bs or mocking him outright, i think this will penetrate the gunt block lists and muted chats even, the one thing he had that was overlooked was no one could be assed to evade his block to enlighten paypiggies but no jim is doing it, weve seen gaytor even already turn heel like a beaten cur

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I'm working on something. Is there a link to the stream where Ralph and Faith drive around and she covers her face that isn't edited?

 

[Delicious Diversity]

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Ralph is just refusing to address the fact he's lying about leaking it.

It's probably for legal reasons. Ralph has been through the courts almost as many times as the liquor store, this is one area he at least has some experience in. Having awoken from his latest whiskey-coma to the realisation that he has now implicated himself in potentially several criminal acts, he knows what the appropriate response is - deny, no comment. Don't say anything that will fuck you harder if it goes to court.

 

[holachau]

I spend 3 hours at work catching up,haha, what a glorious shitshow.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

I JUST SAW SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME THE RUNDOWN IM DYING OF NECTAR

 

[Wazzupnerds]

So people who so far have responded to this (Edivitch edition) :

Jim:
Dick:
Dame:
Gator: (lol he coping)
Bibble:
Rand: (he gets extra time because aussieland)
Warski:
@Memology 101 : (LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE, Ralphs name can be said, this isn't twitch)

 

[Easterling]

I cant believe that god sent a message to the Branch Davidians to avoid the killstream. Its a real miracle that the Vatican must recognize.

Branch dividians will engage in an armed siege with the federal governement but wont talk to Ethan Ralph!

 

[Kulee Baba]

Okay fellas, who has the smallest Dick? Dax or Ethan?

With all the fat covering Ethan's cock he might be packing 10 inches if you measure from the pelvic bone.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Branch dividians will engage in an armed siege with the federal governement but wont talk to Ethan Ralph!

Ethan Ralph may well be an agent of the federal government. At least I hope for his sake he is, else he's gonna get blacked in his cell again lol.

 

[ClipBitch]

Ralph sending Methbro the link to the porn.

 

[Dell Conagher]

I'm working on something. Is there a unedited link to the stream where Ralph and Faith drive around and she covers her face?

Here https://streamable.com/wypnso I have them all if you want a MEGA of them all instead of just a 10 min clip, lemme know

 

[TheSimpShow]

Which one screams louder to hide the fact that he's not funny?

Well they have both doxed their own tiny dicks to a live audience, only to be laughed at into oblivion.

 

[Berb]

Someone tweet at Ralph asking "but did her shit smell good though?"

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph sending Methbro the link to the porn.
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its not troooooooooooo

 

[DickMain]

Okay fellas, who has the smallest Dick? Dax or Ethan?

I don't want to answer this question.

What's the over/under on Mundane Matt somehow reaching too hard and spinning this into a loss for the both of them? He's riding high at the moment, but, I can't imagine this whole shebang won't see even more retards getting caught in the orbit of the gunt. It'd be beautiful to have it all begin and end on boulder day.

 

[Spectre_06]

You alogs know that the Ralphamale was makin' that hot 18 yo pussy cream and it wasn't just Gayder hittin' the soun'board! Fuckin' Karen Farms BTFO'd again!

 

[Cromagnon]

I'm hurt. All I did was suggest that filming a meth addled potatoforbrains bouncing up and down on your micodick might not be the great display of masculine sexual prowess he thought it would be...

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

DON'T DO IT wait whut