🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Apsurdistani]

Hopped on my 2nd account and tweeted this video at him, I got blocked within a couple of minutes, it simply had the text "Explain this". Feel free to download and send to him so Mr. Vickers has no doubt where the video came from when he explores his options for a response.
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The linked video had 3 views!
Who's the fabled third man?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

@Ahalfwaycrook
Methbro, some friendly advice from someone slightly your senior:
Just ditch that horror show - she's a cunt, and she's not going to stop being a cunt and treating you like dirt.

You're not going to fix her, she is taking advantage of you. Leave the Gunt to that mess - he will regret it, and a year from now you'll be laughing!

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I just want to take a moment and marvel at our king. His half-assed ops caused Ralph so much butthurt that he went on a warpath to ruin his own life.

 

[Tzaddi Qoph Resh]

I'm 80% sure that ralph says in the video itself that's hes recording

She says, "What's that for?"
He says, "Filming."
It's very quiet but it's there.

 

[David Spadem]

Oh fuck off he didn't leak anything... The fuckin state that gunted fuck was in by the end of his stream and the fact that he uploaded this shit and had it ready 32 Minutes prior to messaging @Ahalfwaycrook , I would really like to know at what point in that stream it triggered him to perform the upload. I might check back on the timestamps on the uploads because I'm going to assume the trigger is some fucking petty shit.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

One thing that's been glossed over as far as I can tell (so many pages) is that Ethan Ralph does not only have a gunt, but he actually has a double gunt. It is divided into separate levels. There is a large primary gunt and a lower and smaller secondary gunt. Could there also be a tertiary gunt? Ralph's twisted biology has been proven to hide many horrific surprises.

 

[DickMain]

If only he knew to not do any of this shit in the first place. Why not just not do it so you aren't put into a position where you have to deal with it?

I've never understood the appeal of watching yourself have sex, but, hey, the gunt has more confidence than me I suppose. @AnOminous , is the whole 'revenge porn' thing a state-by-state thing then? I'm not particularly law-savvy, so I turn to you.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Twitter has a feature where you can report anyone’s account, even if you don’t have a Twitter.
https://help.twitter.com/forms scroll down to “report a violation”. It lets you write a detailed message about why the person should be banned.
Twitter has stated they will ban accounts for bad behavior off the site as well, it doesn’t have to be Twitter’s TOS that they break. Just saying. I doubt Twitter is fans of revenge porn or users who say the n-word.

Dude, no. We're here to laugh at people sperging on the Internet not get them kicked off the Internet so we can't see them sperging.

The nectar (aka High Fructose Corn Syrup) must flow.

 

[floom]

If Ralph loses his checkmark, then he will 100% neck. That fucking checkmark is the only thing he has left that gives him any kind of clout. If you want to kill Ethan Ralph, kill his Twitter.

This. The checkmark is his whole identity.

 

[Bloodbjorn]

 

[Troon Carey]

I've never understood the appeal of watching yourself have sex, but, hey, the gunt has more confidence than me I suppose. @AnOminous , is the whole 'revenge porn' thing a state-by-state thing then? I'm not particularly law-savvy, so I turn to you.

It's a weird self voyeurism. It's kinda like making the sex in front of a mirror so that you can feel like it's going down in the third person. Very arousing for porn addicts.

 

[Disheveled Human]

The amount of cope Ralph's viewers have is insane these people are radicals. I'm certain if a video of Ralph came out of him molesting a child they would spin it like he was giving the kid a massage.

 

[Andrew Blaze]

I've never understood the appeal of watching yourself have sex, but, hey, the gunt has more confidence than me I suppose. @AnOminous , is the whole 'revenge porn' thing a state-by-state thing then? I'm not particularly law-savvy, so I turn to you.

I'm sure you'll get more thorough answers but might as well leave this here:

 

[Getting tard comed]

I really, really want Faith to have leaked it herself and not Ralph. There is no better ending than ralph getting fucked by the teenager he was fucking.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

I'm 80% sure that ralph says in the video itself that's hes recording

Could you rewatch that part over and over again just to be sure?

 

[WeWuzFinns]

"Hey, is there going to be a boulderversary stream, bro?"

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I'm really hoping that fat cherub haired goatse leaf can manage to do the boulderversary stream. Null + PPP + Matt + (godwinsson + Jim + Dick). Shannon, Ralph and Zidan invited.

 

[OhTheBliss]

Whatever is stressing you out in real life, be it work, personal relations, or maybe a depression. Just take a minute, close your eyes, and appreciate the fact that at least you're not Ethan Ralph.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

So people who so far have responded to this (People are waking up edition) :

Jim:
Dick:
Dame:
Gator: (lol he coping)
Bibble:
Rand: (he gets extra time because aussieland)
Warski: (rip his eyes)
@Memology 101 : (LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE, Ralphs name can be said, this isn't twitch)

 

[Blacklight]

Ralph just protected his Twitter account

 

[thismanlies]

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One thing that's been glossed over as far as I can tell (so many pages) is that Ethan Ralph does not only have a gunt, but he actually has a double gunt. It is divided into separate levels. There is a large primary gunt and a lower and smaller secondary gunt. Could there also be a tertiary gunt? Ralph's twisted biology has been proven to hide many horrific surprises.

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Only on Kiwi Farms would someone forensically analyze a sex tape to count the number of gunts someone has.