🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Jack Awful]

Godwinson came back

Stop grifting, Godwinson.

This is an easy win. You don't have to beg for bing bing wahoos.

 

[AnOminous]

What damages are there? This hurts Ralph way more than it hurts her.

Compensatory damages, punitive damages, and attorney fees. If you can allege even a dollar in damages you can get your fees entirely paid and you'd be nobly doing this not for the money but for great justice, of course.

 

[David Spadem]

Fastest thread in Kiwi Farms history?

Lolcow Cult When? ;D

 

[PhoBingas]

PPP needs to quickly and last minute add Faith to the grifting league. Ralph was literally grifted by an 18 yr old. There has to at least be like a "Best new MVP" award or something. She has a bright future ahead of her.

I'm thinking she could get a special MVP of the Junior Grifting League.

 

[Gold Train]

I went to bed about 10 minutes before the gunt tape was posted. 70+ new posts. Oh fuck. The harvest has arrived.

The combine goes brrrrrrrr

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Compensatory damages, punitive damages, and attorney fees. If you can allege even a dollar in damages you can get your fees entirely paid and you'd be nobly doing this not for the money but for great justice, of course.

Will ralph have to sell his wooden hut? the shame.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

I hope there's another sextape where Ralph tells Faith how much he wants to watch her get blacked while he wears a toga and I hope Faith releases it in response to this. Probably doesn't exist but would be glorious.

 

[gh0stzero]

You're gonna cum on that cock.
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Has godwinson ever done audiobooks before? If not he definitely should. But how is he; a britfag going to help mr vickers press charges against the gunt.

Also am I too late to pen the term the guntening or do we have something better?

 

[Eggg]

I still can't believe this happened on the same date as the boulderversary. This really is a magical place.

 

[AnOminous]

No show probably means that he's going to empty a barrel of Maker's Mark and pop some pills.

Or empty a shotgun into his mouth.

 

[Edivitch]

You underestimate just how reckless a drunken seething Ralph can be. He dropped his hideous rippling gunt sextape to try and shutdown a stream showing DM proof of him getting used by his childbride. Wait until that second bottle over the next few nights and he won't be able to resist throwing poorly aimed punches in every direction like the entire internet is a Female police officer.

Can't argue with you there, if we've learned anything in these past 6 hours is that you cant expect anything but the unexpectable from the gunt.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

You're gonna cum on that cock.
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I want Kraut to sensually read me IBS fanfiction with a bit more german accent while occasionally cutting in background sound clips to add that extra texture.

 

[Gargamel Bernstein]

I still can't believe this happened on the same date as the boulderversary. This really is a magical place.

history has a sense of humor afterall

 

[Delicious Diversity]

If they want to file a criminal case against Ralph here are the points they need to consider:

- Ralph posted and encouraged the spread of pornographic material without Faith's consent in a clear revenge/spite context.
- He had been supplying alcohol to a minor, possibly before engaging in sexual acts with her.
- He may have been supplying her with illegal or prescription drugs. He used to trade weed for sexual favours, and took his mom's pills.
- He may have incriminating material on his PC. We know he downloaded CP in that stream with Warski.
- He may still be on probation, which could mean a longer sentence.
- He may have groomed her when she was underage (Faith would have logs of this).

If you decide to take this to court Mr and Mrs Vickers, I wish you all the best.

 

[Love Machine]

Stop grifting, Godwinson.

This is an easy win. You don't have to beg for bing bing wahoos.

Re read the tweets.

 

[Berb]

FELLAS

The 2020 BOULDERVERSARY IS OFFICALLY...

CANCELLED!

 

[TheBeanz]

I hope there's another sextape where Ralph tells Faith how much he wants to watch her get blacked while he wears a toga and I hope Faith releases it in response to this. Probably doesn't exist but would be glorious.

I'd say even Ralph isn't that retarded but stranger things have happened

 

[waffle]

So, Ralph's gonna OD on makers and pills tonight, right?

 

[Edivitch]

Godwinson left again.

 

[SPERGSTROM]

I'd say even Ralph isn't that retarded but stranger things have happened

come on we know he'd want her to blackface it up.