🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Well, this is certainly the worst thing I've seen since a few hours ago.

 

[DaTemplar]

Farts, alcoholic barfs, and used tampons.

This. Except I imagine there would be some piss smell and maybe some rancid food mixed in.

 

[Vetti]

Emotional distress, Crimes against humanity, Huffing 18 year old meth-head stankhole without a licence to name three

I get that but he has no money. Maybe the chair would settle the damages!

 

[Edivitch]

I just remembered southern dingo lol, I bet he wishes he listened to ppp right about now

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Will the gunt ever be able to find a real job if the streaming wont be able to pay for his alcohol consumption anymore? Im sure he is unemployable at this point. Any employer who googles his name will know to not hire this fucking trashheap

It was already tough before given his criminal record and especially jail time for a violent felony. Now that he has a revenge porn video all over the internet attached to his name it is certainly impossible for him to get any kind of white collar job, and even blue collar work would be questionable.

His only option at this point is either welfare or whoring himself out to blind hobos.

 

[instythot]

Our best friend online is not shirking his a-log responsibilities

 

[DaTemplar]

How long do you think it will take each and every individual member of the Guntguard to turn on the Gunt and to then pretend to have always hated the Gunt?

Every single one? Unless he's thrown in jail, never. Even then I expect some people to never stop defending the guy.

 

[some Sketchy dude]

It's pretty debatable as to whether streaming itself was enough to pay for his lifestyle.
I personally subscribe to PPP's theory that he's in the money laundering business, in which case he'll just find another stream where the same 10 paypiggies will continue to deposit small amounts in his account, no matter how low his view count sinks.

It is truly amazing and pathetic how absolutely devoted some people are to sinking ships

 

[Mr. Manchester]

How long do you think it will take each and every individual member of the Guntguard to turn on the Gunt and to then pretend to have always hated the Gunt?

There's a lot of that right now. Right after the tape dropped there were guys going, "WOW YOU OWNED HIM SO HARD" (and ralph liked one of them).

Can't seem to find those tweets anywhere, strangely enough.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

I want to feel bad for Mr. Vickers, but when swinging around the brass pole is a step up for your kid, you done fucked up as a parent.

 

[Quorthon]

So, it turns out that @Null 's "corn joke" wash a joke at all. It was prophecy.

-People are united in a way I havent seen since Knoxville
-Toad and Jim have returned to the light.
-The gunt guard is completely disarmed.
-The gunt himself, who loves insisting that he is winning no matter what, has cancelled the show tonight, and has nothing to say. No glib remark. No pithy comebacks. Nothing.

And the corn? Its never been sweeter. This is a bountiful harvest the likes of which we've never seen.

Blessings upon you all.

 

[Kraut]

Gator. If you are reading this. I was not lying when I said that I have no grudge against you.

I genuinely believe that actually very few people really do hate you.

I for one only shit on you because of your association with the Gunt.

There is a life without the Gunt. And I am pretty sure there is a place for you to stream and make content, after the Gunt.

Now is your best and probably last opportunity to take it. Take it while you can.

 

[LaurenLauren]

God, I hope that mr. Vickers sues him and takes the rights for the Killstream. I want mr. Vickers to officially abort the retort.

 

[Spawn]

My God it's like two hippos fighting over a mud pit. Or like Chris chan fucking female Chris chan. Well luckily I didn't need my eyes so with that off to grab my melon ballers. Also theme song to the thread. Welcome to the club gunt cunt.

 

[Easterling]

Every single one? Unless he's thrown in jail, never. Even then I expect some people to never stop defending the guy.

Like a more autisitc version of japanese holdout forces.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

The 2 real questions here are :

did gator jerk off to this footage ?
We know warski did

and was the grizzled flesh of the gunt a good backscratcher for faith ?

100% Gator has jerked off to this multiple times, each time imagining that he was Faith.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

It's a little complex, involves a lot of characters, and goes back 2 or 3 years but long story short:

I got fed up with up with the volatile behavior and how he treated everyone around him and so I just parted ways and fucked off. He was one of those people that expected unquestioning loyalty from everybody (he says the word "loyal" a lot if you've heard him describe certain people) but never reciprocated that loyalty unless it directly benefited him in some superficial way. This all probably sounds really vague, but I'm here to laugh at all the microdick and butthole jokes and not really motivated to type a book about it.

No. Not vague to me as I experienced exactly what youre referring to years ago. Glad to see you here

 

[Null]

I will be streaming with PPP at 9:30pm EST (3:30am Serbia time, fml). Link TBA. Probably on Dlive.

 

[Curious Addie]

 

[Crystal Golem]

even Dax can't defend this shit

Absolutely sacrificed!