🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Mr. Manchester said:
That's the thing too, Mundane Matt's shit is so tame looking back. He flagged a stream playing an n-word video. Who the fuck cares? He said "my girlfriends daughter" once which is taken as absolute proof he's parenting two black kids for some reason?

But this shit, this is new territory. A whole new world of retardation. Ralph and his best friend Alcohol are showing everyone how its fucking done.
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MundaneMatt flagged a lot of videos consistently and lied about it consistently. He is not redeemed. This just means they're both shitty people.
 
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LaurenLauren said:
The only way forward for Ethan is to go full degenerate. Start huffing gasoline live on air. invite few junkies to live in his house and set some cameras. Put on TTS om 24/7 so people can insullt him and his junkie friends, say for like 10$ per superchat. This is the only way he will be able to make any money in the fututre.
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Fuck dude, that actually sounds like a really good stream idea
 
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LaurenLauren said:
The only way forward for Ethan is to go full degenerate. Start huffing gasoline live on air. invite few junkies to live in his house and set some cameras. Put on TTS om 24/7 so people can insullt him and his junkie friends, say for like 10$ per superchat. This is the only way he will be able to make any money in the fututre.
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Just invite TonkaSaw back. Throw an absolute curveball into that mix.
 
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fuck whales said:
Ive always liked the killstream in some ways, some of the drama that came out of it has been hilarious over the years, Mundane Matt particularly, but this is fucking hilarious.

Im not sure how this could be more of a fuck up if he was trying to make it worse.
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The Ralph Retort was successful because it was one of the first streams to cater to our side of the internet, and continued to.

It wasn't successful because of Ralph, but because Ralph didn't get in the way and let funnier people talk. Like last night wasn't funny because of Ralph, it was funny watching Frank Hassle verbally abuse Boogie2988. Now that he's trying to be a personality, it's falling apart.
 
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
How will we in a post harvest world? We will never achieve these nectar highs again. We're doomed to roam the earth suckling what meager nectar we come across from this moment forward
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We'll be fine. Where one cow falls, another rises to take his place. It is the cycle of life.
 
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Andrew Blaze said:
I'm not so sure. I think most people would understand walking away now tbh.
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You have to remember that Gator stuck with Ralph through Miami, through the pillstream, and during all the PPP fallout. He's stuck by him so far throughout the Faith shit too. It would be a bad look to turn now that his internet daddy's like Dick and Jim are distancing themselves from the gunt. It would appear too much like he only discarded Ralph to be "in".
 
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LaurenLauren said:
The only way forward for Ethan is to go full degenerate. Start huffing gasoline live on air. invite few junkies to live in his house and set some cameras. Put on TTS om 24/7 so people can insullt him and his junkie friends, say for like 10$ per superchat. This is the only way he will be able to make any money in the fututre.
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Agreed, much like IRL streaming, the only way forward is further degeneracy
 
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LaurenLauren said:
The only way forward for Ethan is to go full degenerate. Start huffing gasoline live on air. invite few junkies to live in his house and set some cameras. Put on TTS om 24/7 so people can insullt him and his junkie friends, say for like 10$ per superchat. This is the only way he will be able to make any money in the fututre.
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The problem is Ralph is incapable of laughing at himself or dealing with insults, I mean he couldn't handle a silly corn joke. He wouldn't last an hour.
 
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some Sketchy dude said:
MundaneMatt flagged a lot of videos consistently and lied about it consistently. He is not redeemed. This just means they're both shitty people.
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Oh I agree, it's just insignificant now. The bouldering isn't it's own story anymore, it's part of Ralph's monumental path to fucking up. People won't tell the story about how Mundane Matt was yelled at by Ralph and Jim on the Killstream anymore without going, "then a couple years later..."

This whole shit feels like the glory days of Chris Chan. When my boy was shoving medallions up his butt to get back his PSN account and drinking down cups of fanta. Except Ralph is just an alcoholic idiot and not mentally retarded like Chris.
 
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Me right now in my orthopedists waiting room.

It's just a condition.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Oh I agree, it's just insignificant now. The bouldering isn't it's own story anymore, it's part of Ralph's monumental path to fucking up. People won't tell the story about how Mundane Matt was yelled at by Ralph and Jim on the Killstream anymore without going, "then a couple years later..."

This whole shit feels like the glory days of Chris Chan. When my boy was shoving medallions up his butt to get back his PSN account and drinking down cups of fanta. Except Ralph is just an alcoholic idiot and not mentally retarded like Chris.
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Which honestly to me makes it (worse/funnier?) than Chris chan.
 
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