🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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How the hell is his dick so damn small for his body mass? That is scientifically astounding.

It's promotional to his body. Despite body weight, he's technically a manlet

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atavistic @adezero proclaiming she has never had the gunts thumb up her ass

Uh, if she wasn't facing him she might be blissfully unaware of Ethan's spank bank starring Ade. He's already demonstrated that he doesn't have the highest ethical standards regarding homemade pornography
 
Oh I was pretty sure it was him just from the voice. I just don't get the watch thing. But someone said heart monitor, which makes sense (lol fat)
could definitely be wrong, but the watch looks like a Garmin Vivoactive which can be a decent watch for fitness freaks (people interested in their HR, VO2 Max, stride distance/rhythm, badly approximated calories burned, distance traveled, pace, music playing without having to run with your phone, min/max HR, sleep stages...). One of their older models was just on sale for a significant amount off too. It does its job OK of being a more objective judge of performance than, "that felt good." Not sure why a fatty would need one though. Maybe counting steps?

edit: NVM @Arm Pit Cream 's close up of the watch has me thinking it's probably something else that looks very similar
 
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that gunt that ass...
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I mean, that's exactly what I would say if I had Ethans thumb up my ass.

As an official bulge rater, how do you rate Ethan Ralph's bulge?
Also @theralph 2/10 dick, way too small, both in length n girth and you don’t shave. Minus those two points due to your gunt grease so 0/10.
What a size queen
 
could definitely be wrong, but the watch looks like a Garmin Vivoactive which can be a decent watch for fitness freaks (people interested in their HR, VO2 Max, stride distance/rhythm, badly approximated calories burned, distance traveled, pace, music playing without having to run with your phone, min/max HR, sleep stages...). One of their older models was just on sale for a significant amount off too. It does it's job OK of being a more objective judge of performance than, "that felt good." Not sure why a fatty would need one though. Maybe counting steps?
I mean what are the odds some other gunted retard has kill stream shit on his wall and is also fucking faith?
 
I just realised that Ralph wasn't wearing a condom 😐

Baby Daddy saga coming soon or Pey 2: The Electric Boogaloo?

In all seriousness, I doubt her meth habit will let her get pregnant.

I think my favourite part of this is Fay trying to justify her relationship with Ralph as a way to get donations for BLM. I couldn't think of anything more insulting.

Just imagine, you're a part of a race - a race which has suffered racial injustice, but all and all, you're proud of your race and believe those past injustices has made your race study and strong.

Then this cow comes along and believes your race is so pathetic and so incapable of looking after yourselves that she is willing to fuck this fat dork for charity like she's doing a MacMillan Coffee Morning or shaving off her hair.

Well yknow what they say... you can't Abort the Retort.
 
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Literally no hip movement, doesn’t keep a rhythm-let alone changing it up, can’t “clinch” (or flex) her kegel muscles wo clinching up like she has to poop, doesn’t support herself properly to get the full up/down range of movement (though seeing his size I can’t blame her for this).

2/10, if you’re going to publish don’t do amateur work under your real name.

Buy. A. Hoola. Hoop. Bitch.
Let’s be fair to her. It can be incredibly hard to hold steady on such a small piece, and there’s probably no real rhythm she can keep without it slipping out constantly. Grinding awkwardly and clenching is really the only option for the poor woman. And there’s definitely no up or down here. The standard cowgirl would have been better, but Ralph can’t thumb her ass that way. Just my observation.
 
Passing out an hour or so after the DM Stream, waking up for work 3hrs later, seeing the growing mushroom cloud that this thread has become. Reading through the thread, there really isn't much I can add that hasn't been covered already.

All those times Ralph threatened to slap his dick on the table to compare sizes, I would have never guessed he was hung like my thumb.

The beauty is we still have a few weeks till the harvest is ripe for the picking. This episode was just like a farmer walking into the field picking a few random ears to see how the crop is progressing.

Oh its progressing better than this autist could have hoped to dream.
 
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