🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Sheryl Nome]

I actually had to mark today on my calendar for posterity.
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If the boulderstream happened here, maybe we should be watching out for august 10-11th every year

Maybe thats when the harvest always begins.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Ah yes, retweeting the book cover to "Trump: The Art of the Comeback", is gonna fix all of this according to Ralph.

https://twitter.com/pizzashamed/status/1293230154655977472

http://archive.vn/a0ab7

btw fuck Archive Today for deciding to stop supporting Brave.

 

[CindyChafe]

So how is Mr.Ralph going to deal with this? Is there a game plan that offers a light at the end of the tunnel? Is there even a feasible strategy for recovery?

He’s gonna say “Wow how embarrassing, I fuck chicks! So embarrassed!” The ole Dick Masterson maneuver.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I got this off twitter and it gave me a chuckle

 

[Love Machine]

my question is where the parents at? even at 18 any caring parent would look at Ralph and be like yeah....no..

Did you miss the interview when faith's father came on with PPP?

 

[Niggaplease]

Did you miss the interview when faith's father came on with PPP?

Yeah..

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Did you miss the interview when faith's father came on with PPP?

That wasn't him.

 

[Guntkvd]

Ah yes, retweeting the book cover to "Trump: The Art of the Comeback", is gonna fix all of this according to Ralph.

https://twitter.com/pizzashamed/status/1293230154655977472

http://archive.vn/a0ab7

btw fuck Archive Today for deciding to stop supporting Brave.

Didn't Dax give him this book after the pillstream? Retarded gunted phoenix will rise again.

 

[Bumwine]

You mess with the corn,you get the scorn

How the thing escalated from a dumb boomer joke to this is something to behold,best way to peak this summer

 

[Pistoleer]

So I get one good nights sleep and when I wake up there are 100+ pages. I’m still catching up but from gather, meth man shows up with DMs to own the Gunt. Gunt retaliates with a sex tape of elephant seal fucking which turns out to be real horrifying Gunt on child bride sex. What the fuck else did I miss?

 

[Tiger Jack]

So how is Mr.Ralph going to deal with this? Is there a game plan that offers a light at the end of the tunnel? Is there even a feasible strategy for recovery?

it can still be technically classified as revenge porn in where ever the fuck state he's in. so gunty mcgunt can still be looking at felony charges and or sex offender registration.

Unironically, if Ralph got into contact with MundaneMatt I'm sure he could get some advice on how to survive after signing the death warrant on his own career like he just did.
That being said, what the quarry king did wasn't an actual crime.

 

[Love Machine]

That wasn't him.

You fucking idiots STILL dont understand kayfabe! SMH Gustav, youre sharper then this.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph's ego knows no bounds. He grasps his ancient tome granted to him by Daddy Dick (who he loves). Only the words of Trump will guide him back.

Thank you for reminding him oh glorious Gunt Guard. Ralph will learn absolutely nothing form this.

Edit: Late but what isn't in this thread, holy shit.

 

[A_Skellington]

So I get one good nights sleep and when I wake up there are 100+ pages. I’m still catching up but from gather, meth man shows up with DMs to own the Gunt. Gunt retaliates with a sex tape of elephant seal fucking which turns out to be real horrifying Gunt on child bride sex. What the fuck else did I miss?

Turns out they found the ark of the covenant, opened it up, and this sex tape came out.

 

[Max2019]

https://twitter.com/Godwinson_/status/1293236049519443969

 

[Perspicacity]

Back to Bitwave or maybe Pornhub.

https://twitter.com/Godwinson_

Steak & Lobster Mukbang - [bitwave.tv]

PPP tries to save humanity from the Guntstapo

bitwave.tv

 

[Harvey Danger]

Tonka just started a stream to shit talk Ralph.

Mushroom gifs everywhere.

 

[Revo]

Sorry that it took a while frens. Sorry if i'm late.

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You should also add some music to that gif.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

You mess with the corn,you get the scorn

How the thing escalated from a dumb boomer joke to this is something to behold,best way to peak this summer

Mess with the corn, arrested for revenge porn?

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I was going on about how Amazon is paying 16 an hour in Richmond but uh.... having revenge porn on your record might throw a monkey wrench into that plan.

Fuck I don't even know.

I think his best option is to offer the Gunt for service as a bouncy castle on the carny circuit. Could at least sustain himself on leftover corndogs.