🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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So how is Mr.Ralph going to deal with this? Is there a game plan that offers a light at the end of the tunnel? Is there even a feasible strategy for recovery?
He’s gonna say “Wow how embarrassing, I fuck chicks! So embarrassed!” The ole Dick Masterson maneuver.
 
I got this off twitter and it gave me a chuckle
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So how is Mr.Ralph going to deal with this? Is there a game plan that offers a light at the end of the tunnel? Is there even a feasible strategy for recovery?
it can still be technically classified as revenge porn in where ever the fuck state he's in. so gunty mcgunt can still be looking at felony charges and or sex offender registration.

Unironically, if Ralph got into contact with MundaneMatt I'm sure he could get some advice on how to survive after signing the death warrant on his own career like he just did.
That being said, what the quarry king did wasn't an actual crime.
 
So I get one good nights sleep and when I wake up there are 100+ pages. I’m still catching up but from gather, meth man shows up with DMs to own the Gunt. Gunt retaliates with a sex tape of elephant seal fucking which turns out to be real horrifying Gunt on child bride sex. What the fuck else did I miss?

Turns out they found the ark of the covenant, opened it up, and this sex tape came out.
 
I was going on about how Amazon is paying 16 an hour in Richmond but uh.... having revenge porn on your record might throw a monkey wrench into that plan.

Fuck I don't even know.
I think his best option is to offer the Gunt for service as a bouncy castle on the carny circuit. Could at least sustain himself on leftover corndogs.
 
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