🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Mr. Manchester said:
Oh he has a comment
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Absolutely. Positively. Without question. No lesson learned at all.
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What did he mean by this? :thinking:





We may have been wrong kiwis. If Ralph goes full villian mode and scorch earth's this mofo and reveals all the dirt he has on everyone, him fucking Warski for example, he might just have some small window in which he makes his comeback.
 
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i swear to god all that shit in the room had me fucked up
i tried piecing together clips and it confused the hell out of me even more
- hair dryer on the floor
- open boxes of tampons
- a single folded american flag on the top left shelf
AND A BLUE BOX FAN
Not a big deal to some, but Ive never in my life seen a blue box fan

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I don't really follow Ethan. I barely followed his antics outside of the boulder stream (and even then that was more on Mundane Matt than it was Ethan) and I wasn't interested in reading the thread to catch up on all that other shit.

Even so, this is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen in months, and I would love to see what happens next. There's no recovering from this. I've never seen self-destruction this insane and it's hilarious.
 
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Honest question, how do you impregnate someone, if you can't even penetrate the skank?

How can Ralph recover? I am sure he can rebrand to something like Ralphietime and stream to a dedicated group of 25 guntgrabbers.
 
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Apparently poorly kept teenage girls with all love handles and no ass are "hot bitches" lmfao
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Worse this so called 18 year old sags worse than most 30 plus year old women and some 40 plus year olds too. I never seen so much young girl with such an old saggy body not to mention cellulite who can only be seen on much bigger women. Like how can you be normal size 18 year old and to have so much saggy skin and boob and cellulite . How is this even possible .
 
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I don't want to self aggrandize or anything but you know I've been told I deserve a little credit for all this. I summoned this fat fuck here in January and provided the spark for this trash fire. I'm truly proud of my accomplishment in shit posting.


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Did the Gunt Guard conclude their investigation?

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