🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I was just about to send $10 to this girl because I'm a virgin simp on the internet but after seeing her in that disgusting video I feel that her reputation has been so irreparably damaged that I'm no longer comfortable sending her the $10 and I'm sure lots of other virgin simps on the internet feel exactly the same way I do.
 
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TheUser007 said:
for anyone wondering why the gunt looks nothing like himself in that sex tape the answer is a combination of a low quality camera video compression and a beautification video filter

ethan ralph ran his own sex tape through a video filter so he could whack off to it
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OH shit that would explain why her face doesn't have the picked zit marks
 
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Hazel Motes said:
Fucking Hell. I just realised my door is open and my flatmate is asking me why I'm watching a Leaf and a Limey provide commentary on some fat fucks sex tape.
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I feel you, I just caught up to the point where everyone’s favorite potato nigger chimed in on the Gunt tape. So I go check twitter and In his replies someone said:
“at one point it sounds like a bulldog eating custard.”
I lost my shit and now my coworkers are looking at me strangely.
 
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Canine with Fangs said:
And lo, the great Gunt did scorn the prophet Joshua, he spat and hissed, and blustered and cried, but in his great show of drunken indignity, he drew his short, malformed spear, and made true the prophecy by his own hand!

The gods of harvest demand blood, and shall never be denied.
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The next thing I saw was this. When the gunt had opened one of the seven seals, I heard one of the kiwis say in a voice like thunder, 'Come!' And, as I watched, there was a white horse. Its rider was a fat canadian. he came forth shouting 'ITS NOT POOOOOO' He was given a crown, and he went off winning victories, and to win more of them.

When the gunt opened the second seal, I heard the second kiwi say, ‘Come!’ And another horse went out, fiery red this time. Its rider was well sculpted canadian, he was given permission to take peace away from the jews. He was given a great sword.

When the gunt opened the third seal, I heard the third kiwi say, ‘Come!’ As I watched, there was a black horse. Its rider was a swarthy Anglo who held twelve pieces of silver. I heard something like a voice coming from the midst of the four living creatures. ‘IT CONTIUNES!’ said the voice.

When the gunt opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth kiwi say, ‘Come!’ As I looked, there was a pale horse, and its rider’s name was Null. Corn and memes followed along behind him. They were given authority over a quarter of the gunt, to kill its reputation with the meme, the sextape and the dox.
 
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Part of me wishes I'd actually been there for the whole sex tape leak when it happened instead of waking up to, like, 50 more fucking pages to read, just like I was when I watched the boulder stream go down live (nearly exactly two years ago, I can't stress enough) or even the JewWario stuff during #ChangeTheChannel.

Fuck, why couldn't it have taken place just a few hours sooner?
 
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Malaika said:
The law doesn't care whether or not Faith is a piece of shit. Ralph broke the law when he sent out her sex-tape to someone else without consent. Add the fact she's a troubled 18 year old and he's a 34 year old felon I honestly don't see how any prosecutor wouldn't see her as a victem in this situation. Even if the truth bore out that she's a psychopathic manipulator, the gunt still broke the law, no matter how deplorable she is.


If you murder a pedophile you'll still get charged with murder, even if people applaud your actions for example.
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Sad, but true.
 
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