🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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@Kraut was made sick from the video

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I also love the Freudian position they took. Ralph doesn't want Fai Fai to look at such a wretched creature undressed, he has to turn her away, even though this means his peen slips out every other thrust.
 
I went:

"You know who Keemstar is?"
"Uh yea."
"Well they're friends, I guess... He was on Pewdiepie once. He was big deal during GamerGate."
"OK."

Really starting to realise how small (and not just in his penis/height area) of a non-entity Ralph actually is.

Honestly, I've never watched anything that Ralph has ever put out and am only familiar with him vaguely due to the MundaneMatt incident and Metokur prior to this. I have never understood the appeal of the Killstream folks as actual entertainment as the format intends or why anyone would watch Ralph unironically.

Ralph epitomizes the concept of a loser. In all meaningful aspects of life, Ralph is not only a failure, but a complete failure. I found myself asking constantly when Ralph would come up on the Farms: "Why does anyone give a single fuck about this guy?"

It is only now I understand the terrible power of The Gunt. What he lacks in hygiene, looks, talent, intelligence, charisma, and moral backbone, he makes up in pure, unadulterated white trash alcoholism and stupidity. Like a pill-addicted Captain Ahab that never moved out of his mother's home, there is nothing he won't do to get a stab at his white whale.
 
What did he mean by this? :thinking:





We may have been wrong kiwis. If Ralph goes full villian mode and scorch earth's this mofo and reveals all the dirt he has on everyone, him fucking Warski for example, he might just have some small window in which he makes his comeback.
That window of opportunity, ain't the only thing that's small
 
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