🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Vetti]

If gator streams tonight he's going to make an absolute fool of himself

Good. Chances are it'll be one of the most embarrassing janitor jobs Gator has ever done. I love the thought of it.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Imagine letting the gunt coom inside you. Poor Faith will never recover from this.

Especially when it's been shown that other guys sperm that a woman has been with can effect children she has with later men. No man is going to risk his kids being contaminated with the gunt!

 

[DiceLord]

The only way Gator could defect is if he just disappeared like Zidan did.

 

[Easterling]

Im really hoping ear juice makes a song from some of the awful noises from the sextape. Remix that shit to some careless whisper or barry white.

 

[Desktop User2]

Even the Klan has a redemption arc on the smoulders of Ralph now

at least we have this banger now
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[Andrew Blaze]

Video

Im really hoping ear juice makes a song from some of the awful noises from the sextape. Remix that shit to some careless whisper or barry white.

He did and I commented that it was like Barry white only more sensual

 

[Squire of Gothos]

I just had a funny thought... if we tease Ralph's 4 inch penis enough will we get a debunk video of him using a tape measure to measure it like he did when he was debunking his height?

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Let me know when there is an audio restream on youtube, I can't be fucked trying to watch on bitwave

It was painful to listen to along with having to F5 whenever it froze. Some people get the stream fine but bitwave has always been a problem here.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

This isn't Rock bottom, rock bottom is everything that is going to come after this night.

Not sure non-self aware alcoholics can even reach rock bottom, they'll just waste away, especially with dickless enablers like Gator in his sphere. Even if this was a massive drunken fuckup he should have sobered up enough not to shitpost about fucking Andy and CRP having video of it. It's not that he should not do a show tonight, it's that he should stop in general until he sorts his shit out, but he wont.

 

[Superman93]

The only way Gator could defect is if he just disappeared like Zidan did.

Its too late. I know most of us weren't online early in the morning and I know for a fact someone archived his tweets, but he was already gunt guarding as it happened and called his friend a "chad" for cucking the guy. Hence why he's pathetic attempts to walk it back is, well pathetic.

 

[Guntkvd]

Poor gaytor, left alone to take the heat. This is like g*rmans sending civilians and children to stop soviets, while their fuhrer is coping in his trailer bunker.

 

[Andrew Blaze]

Not sure non-self aware alcoholics can even reach rock bottom, they'll just waste away, especially with dickless enablers like Gator in his sphere. Even if this was a massive drunken fuckup he should have sobered up enough not to shitpost about fucking Andy and CRP having video of it. It's not that he should not do a show tonight, it's that he should stop in general until he sorts his shit out, but he wont.

If blacking out and assaulting a cop isn't rock bottom, you have no rock bottom.

 

[2005]

Cooking some corn on the cob. Anybody want some?

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I cannot...help myself...

Spoiler: Guntpardy

It was late in the evening,
When the stream was found,
What could I do, I was two bottles deep,

You were jerking me around
Well you can take it as a warning
Or take it anyway you like
I'll send him the link in a DM,
There's no way it'll get out, right...right?

The gunt's in jeopardy, wait a minute now, noooooooooooo
The gunt's in jeopardy, wait a minute now, noooooooooooo

It's not cute, it's not funny now
They've all seen my dick,
Oh what's the use, they all know now,
My thumb's bigger than my prick,

Run on home while I'm blacked out,
I'll be blacked out so long,
But I showed that I railed you,
I sure proved Josh Moon wrong, yeah, yeah

The gunt's in jeopardy, wait a minute now, noooooooooooo
The gunt's in jeopardy, wait a minute now, noooooooooooo

Run on home while I'm blacked out,
I'll be blacked out so long,
My breath smells like used tampons,
Listerine's not that strong, yeah, yeah

The gunt's in jeopardy, Gator, oh
The gunt's in jeopardy, Gator, oh
The gunt's in jeopardy, wait a minute now, noooooooooooo
The gunt's in jeopardy, wait a minute now, noooooooooooo

 

[All becomes gunt]

This keeps getting wilder and wilder. How much you wanna bet there is a 4 hour snyder cut of the gunttape waiting to come into the light in glorious 4k?

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Jesus Christ, what the hell did I come back to.

I won't even bother trying to wade through every grizzled detail of this, I'm just gonna say that Ethan Ralph is officially the dumbest nigga alive, thas official.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

If blacking out and assaulting a cop isn't rock bottom, you have no rock bottom.

I don't know, man. There's blacking out and assaulting a cop... and then there's showing your tiny peen to your entire sphere of the Internet. And then some.

 

[Gargamel Bernstein]

The only way Gator could defect is if he just disappeared like Zidan did.

I honestly forgot Zidan existed

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

I haven't listened to a killstream in well over a year now, but I'll definitely be tuning in to listen to Gator do his best to ignore what's happening if it goes down.

Thankfully this one is big enough to not be swept under the rug and forgotten about like Dick's cringe texts were. Though they'll still do it, it's very difficult to spin this one into a "Chad move"