US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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A thought occurs: Biden obviously picked Harris as a Law and Order candidate, obviously to pick up concerned centrists due to all the rioting; Naturaly both the far-right AND the far-left hate this. The only hope of a victory against the centrists will be the far-right and left joining forces.

Joe doesn't watch Law and Order, he doesn't get cable, he's reliving watching Perry Mason in his head when it was all new in TECHNICOLOR.

He thought "I need me Perry Mason but one that smells good and is black with tits."
Handler: "Joe, I see you are going after that LGBT vote with getting a trans person as your VP! How brave!"
Joe: "I'd never let a woman drive my trans am ! Are you trying to raz my berries you wet rag!"
Handler: "Someone get Kamala Harris on the line and tell Joe's wife it's time for his meds"
Joe: "VROOOOM! VROOOM! Air force one on wheels!"
 
You know the worst thing about this VP pick? It's the implications.
For months we've assumed the Dems plan for Biden to die mid term and let the VP be the real president, but what if that's not it. What if the Dems genuinely believe that he's a good choice for president?

It reminds of the fact that you can tell a lot about a political party by it's losers and worst members. Let's do that by looking at the losing presidential candidates of the last few elections (say, since the Reagan era).
Republican losers: George Bush, Bob Dole, Mitt Romney, John McCain. = Old and pretty much out of touch.
Democrat losers: Walter Mondale, Michael Dukakis, Al Gore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton. = delusional and really out of touch.
 
Kamala also infamously fell for Jussie Smollet's incredibly obvious fake hate crime. Her tweet calling it a modern day lynching is still up if anyone wants to archive before it's baleeted with extreme prejudice.

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But I'm sure his fake lynching had nothing to do with her stupid anti-lynching bill she was pushing around the same time.
 
Did I say that it totally exculpated him? No, I didn't. The causes for where we are now are more complicated than "Trump didn't institute a national plan", but it boils down to a systemic government failure, from federal, to state, to local, and even to individual hospitals with non-existent or otherwise lacking disaster plans and stockpiles.
You're such a dumbass, just like Trump.

Its a well-known fact in the Scientific Community that Coronaviridae are weak to a Federal Response.
 
You know the worst thing about this VP pick? It's the implications.
For months we've assumed the Dems plan for Biden to die mid term and let the VP be the real president, but what if that's not it. What if the Dems genuinely believe that he's a good choice for president?

It reminds of the fact that you can tell a lot about a political party by it's losers and worst members. Let's do that by looking at the losing presidential candidates of the last few elections (say, since the Reagan era).
Republican losers: George Bush, Bob Dole, John McCain. = Old and pretty much out of touch.
Democrat losers: Walter Mondale, Michael Dukakis, Al Gore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton. = delusional and really out of touch.

...I don't think Al Gore's or John Kerry's problem was being delusional or out of touch (although they actually kind of are) while running for office. The real problem they had were being utterly un-charismatic just like George H. W. Bush, Bob Dole, and certainly John McCain.
 
Senile, Dirty Old Man/Dirty Cop 2020
Joe "I voted for the Crime Bill in 1990" Biden

Kamala "I prosecuted people for crimes enacted in the 1990 Crime Bill" Harris.

If there is Anything that will turn California Red this will do it, I can't wait to see the Black Vote for this ticket.
 
This is going to be a bloodbath. The Dems are obviously trying to lose so that they don't have to deal with the fallout of corona and can hopefully get in in 2024 on some "hope and change" bullshit ticket once things start to recover but this election will do long lasting damage to their credibility as a political party.

They have picked comically bad candidates. A baffled, senile, actual-racist old man and the most obvious token in history. No one but the most hardcore of democrats are going to vote for that disaster of a ticket.
 
If this was actually Biden's pick and not his team's, he has gone absolutely fucking insane. Most people understand that picking a VP is a formality in most cases, because VPs don't do shit unless the president dies, which rarely happens. Last time was over half a century ago. This time... well Biden's old enough to remember when the three branches of government were Caesar, Pompey, and Crassus. This man is going to die in office if the dementia doesn't destroy his brain first... and he fucking picked the bitch that couldn't even make it to the Iowa caucus because she was annahilated by a congresswoman from Hawaii?

How did Biden's handlers actually let him get away with it?
 
It literally accomplishes nothing positive. What's the thought process behind this?

Academics... please respond. Help is needed to understand this.
If you want to comfort yourself with delusions of human behavior being logical and easily understood instead of it being a chaotic series of events taking place for reasons beyond our understanding, then I have a suggestion.

Some idiot somewhere got the idea that making Biden appear tough on crime in a time where Democrats are viewed as enabling violent looters would gain a few votes. Couple that with needing a colored Woman of Color to gain progressive and the colored people of color vote, and Harris is the perfect choice.

They have begun to use the phrase "ADOS or American Descendant of Slaves" to start to separate "African American" from "Black"

I am telling you now Kiwis if you wanna piss off Biden/Harris supporters, point out Harris isn't "ADOS" and it will drive them up the wall.
Excuse you she's an ADOSO or American Descendant of Slaves Owner, sexist racist
 
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Good god damn, better start calling her Copemala Harris. I hope watching liberals stuffing their "desire for justice" and any principles they pretended to have up their arse since 'orangeman bad' is going to be a thread staple.
 
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